Fresh A
| Fresh 85%
| Avatar (2009) | "
No, there's no clever wordplay, but the sophistication exists in the vistas, the landscape, the staggering use of new technology." UGO Posted Dec 11, 2009 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 38%
| The Lovely Bones (2009) | "
I'd say watch with the sound off, but then you'd miss the Brian Eno score. Try the Blu-ray but toggle the audio to a language you do not speak." UGO Posted Dec 10, 2009 |
Fresh B+
| Fresh 90%
| Up in the Air (2009) | "
With his third project it is now clear: Jason Reitman is our foremost maker of good-but-not-great films." UGO Posted Dec 3, 2009 |
Fresh
| Fresh 83%
| The Princess and the Frog (2009) | "
• The Princess and the Frog is a movie dedicated to having your beignet and eating it, too. It is a timeless story, yet has a modern spirit when necessary." UGO Posted Nov 25, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 86%
| Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009) | "
Leave it to Werner Herzog to shoot a film in New Orleans with not one image of the French Quarter %u2013 and to harness Nicolas Cage's Razzie-worthy acting into something meaningful." UGO Posted Nov 20, 2009 |
Rotten C-
| Rotten 28%
| The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) | "
Never has a man's shirtlessness been so essential to a character's development." UGO Posted Nov 19, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 92%
| Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) | "
"Fantastic Mr. Fox [is] Wes Anderson's most enjoyable film since Rushmore."" UGO Posted Nov 12, 2009 |
Fresh B+
| Rotten 45%
| The Box (2009) | "
The first forty-five minutes does stay straightforward and (in the best possible sense of the word) conventional. Then all kinds of crazy break out." UGO Posted Nov 6, 2009 |
Rotten C-
| Rotten 54%
| The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009) | "
No doubt is aiming for a Catch-22 or Dr. Strangelove. . .it feels more like the Mel Gibson/Robert Downey Jr. vehicle Air America." UGO Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 18%
| The Fourth Kind (2009) | "
The Fourth Kind may have more unmotivated booms in its mix than any film I've ever seen." UGO Posted Nov 4, 2009 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 16%
| Gentlemen Broncos (2009) | "
Jared Hess is now, after Rudolf Hess, my most hated Hess." UGO Posted Oct 30, 2009 |
Fresh B-
| N/A | Life During Wartime (2009) | "
There is something to giggle at in nearly every frame of the movie." UGO Posted Oct 30, 2009 |
Fresh B-
| Rotten 20%
| The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009) | "
I find enough to keep me in a satiated stupor here." UGO Posted Oct 29, 2009 |
Rotten C-
| Fresh 73%
| Where the Wild Things Are (2009) | "
Where The Wild Things Are is beautiful, but it is also a mess." UGO Posted Oct 14, 2009 |
Fresh B-
| Fresh 87%
| The House of the Devil (2009) | "
A group of people old enough to remember VHS parties may very well have flashbacks of the old days - for better and for worse - should they visit The House of the Devil." UGO Posted Oct 12, 2009 |
Rotten D+
| Rotten 12%
| Couples Retreat (2009) | "
The "retreat" in the title is surely a warning to any potential ticket buyers." UGO Posted Oct 9, 2009 |
Rotten C-
| Rotten 34%
| St. Trinian's (2009) | "
Sadly, the level of deviance hovers around iCarly levels, as does the sophistication of the humor." UGO Posted Oct 9, 2009 |
Fresh B
| Fresh 89%
| Zombieland (2009) | "
Eisenberg and Harrelson make a fine post-apocalyptic Hope and Crosby, zinging their way through set pieces of undead destruction." UGO Posted Sep 30, 2009 |
Fresh B+
| Rotten 40%
| Surrogates (2009) | "
Who doesn't want to see Radha Mitchell hurl a parking meter like a javelin?" UGO Posted Sep 24, 2009 |
Rotten C
| Fresh 75%
| Capitalism: A Love Story (2009) | "
"A somewhat-droll, somewhat-glib superficial expose into how The Man is screwing you over."" UGO Posted Sep 22, 2009 |
Fresh B
| Fresh 77%
| The Informant! (2009) | "
The Informant! is a fun, silly movie filled with absurd non sequiturs, unexpected story twists and one fugly moustache." UGO Posted Sep 18, 2009 |
Fresh B+
| Rotten 44%
| Jennifer's Body (2009) | "
The haters can go choke on some Boston Market and MoveOn.org." UGO Posted Sep 15, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Rotten 6%
| Whiteout (2009) | "
Absurdities are to be expected in "genre" filmmaking, but disbelief can only be suspended so far." UGO Posted Sep 10, 2009 |
Fresh B+
| Rotten 57%
| 9 (2009) | "
[9's look] at times felt steampunk, and at other times looked straight goth. Then I realized it was something much better: it was unique." UGO Posted Sep 8, 2009 |
Rotten B-
| Fresh 72%
| Definitely, Maybe (2008) | "
This is straight-up young people whining about their relationships." UGO Posted Sep 8, 2009 |
Rotten D+
| Rotten 29%
| Gamer (2009) | "
When they open a Bad Movie Hall of Fame, there'll be a display case waiting for Amber Valletta's shorts." UGO Posted Sep 4, 2009 |
Fresh B+
| Fresh 63%
| Extract (2009) | "
Extract nails the slow burn." UGO Posted Sep 4, 2009 |
Fresh B
| Fresh 77%
| Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) | "
I'll answer the most important question first. Yes, there is a Wilhelm scream in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." UGO Posted Aug 31, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 87%
| Big Fan (2009) | "
It is a fabulous "What If?" and Siegel's screenplay squeezes drama out of every possible story permutation." UGO Posted Aug 25, 2009 |
Fresh B
| Fresh 86%
| The Baader Meinhof Complex (2009) | "
Never let it be said that when the Germans put their mind to something they don't follow through." UGO Posted Aug 24, 2009 |
Fresh B
| Fresh 85%
| World's Greatest Dad (2009) | "
World's Greatest Dad is a dark film, but it retains a likability factor from a very unexpected source: Robin Williams." UGO Posted Aug 19, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 88%
| Inglourious Basterds (2009) | "
Every moment of genre-mashing, basking in the glow of left-field sound cues or funking up a scene's rhythm with unexpected edits has been a dress rehearsal of sorts for Inglourious Basterds." UGO Posted Aug 18, 2009 |
Fresh B+
| Fresh 65%
| Duplicity (2009) | "
It's not unfair to say that Duplicity is Michael Clayton on laughing gas. What's remarkable is that both movies pretty much work." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Fresh B
| Fresh 72%
| Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) | "
Monsters Vs. Aliens has plenty of lively animation and a handful of solid jokes. It is not of a caliber of most of the Pixar films, but, at times, it comes close." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Rotten C+
| Fresh 60%
| Paper Heart (2009) | "
Watching Paper Heart isn't a painful process, but it isn't electrifying either." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Rotten D-
| Rotten 18%
| The Haunting in Connecticut (2009) | "
Woe be to you if you don't see this film in a theater packed with back talking New Yorkers. Because then you might be forced to concentrate on what's on screen." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 98%
| Anvil! The Story of Anvil (2009) | "
Anvil! The Story of Anvil is overflowing with honesty. It is fair to say that it is to metal what The Wrestler is to wrestling. It is brutal but, in a way, triumphant." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 91%
| There Will Be Blood (2007) | "
In a way, there's not a step you haven't seen in classics going as far back as Citizen Kane. Still, there are enough oddities in the details to keep you full of questions." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 85%
| Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street (2007) | "
This is a remarkable piece of work for people who like their genres all mashed together in a meat grinder." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 76%
| Cloverfield (2008) | "
For gasps and thrills and movie monster mayhem, the film is a success. It's not flawless, but if you shove that aside, I guarantee you that you will have a gas at the theater." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 88%
| Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (2007) | "
Suspense and action would be enough to seal this film, but the feeling of dread, that under different circumstances this could be us, makes this a heist picture for the ages." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Rotten C+
| Rotten 28%
| Fast & Furious (2009) | "
Fast & Furious is a piece of junk, but at least it is an entertaining and endearing piece of junk. For a franchise I actively dislike, this is the best of the bunch." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Fresh B
| Rotten 33%
| Knowing (2009) | "
Knowing feels like a bunch of cool ideas that were strewn about a table, picked up, shoved together, tied up with duct tape and, somehow, managed to stay working for the ride." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Rotten C-
| Fresh 72%
| Sunshine Cleaning (2009) | "
There's close to nothing about this film that isn't contrived, forced and reminiscent of movies that twist themselves into knots to achieve Harold and Maude-like quirky charm." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Fresh B
| Rotten 32%
| Fanboys (2009) | "
For those who get a gag like 'Looking for love in Alderaan places?' you don't have to worry if the movie is on your level or not." UGO Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 71%
| The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) | "
Between the visuals and the Pitt factor, this is a movie your girlfriend will dig, but there's enough crazy fantasy stuff going on that I'd never call it a "chick flick."" UGO Posted Aug 13, 2009 |
Fresh B-
| Fresh 87%
| Timecrimes (2008) | "
While I enjoyed the film a great deal, I honestly wonder if there'd be this amount of hoopla if the picture, say, starred a yamhead like Val Kilmer and was set in New Jersey." UGO Posted Aug 13, 2009 |
Rotten C
| Fresh 64%
| Quantum of Solace (2008) | "
I'm so turned off by this, I don't even have the energy to trash it. Why should I think of something clever to write? The authors clearly didn't see that as a mandate." UGO Posted Aug 13, 2009 |
Fresh A-
| Fresh 76%
| Role Models (2008) | "
Role Models is a film for the nerds, by the nerds. Lucky for Role Models, the rest of our culture is catching up and are invited along as well." UGO Posted Aug 13, 2009 |
Rotten D
| Fresh 91%
| Ponyo (2009) | "
If you consider Teletubbies to be a work of creative genius then, yeah, okay, Ponyo is great, too." UGO Posted Aug 13, 2009 |