Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 11%
| Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009) | "
Absolutely glorious! Eighty-six fast-paced minutes of bad b-monster movie bonanza with a campy glee that will bring a smile to the face of many." Posted May 14, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 11%
| Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus (2009) | "
Absolutely glorious! Eighty-six fast-paced minutes of bad b-monster movie bonanza with a campy glee that will bring a smile to the face of many." Posted May 14, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Vacancy 2: The First Cut (2008) | "
Vacancy 2: The Final Cut is cheap, pointless, boring, and not scary in the slightest." Posted Nov 25, 2008 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 3%
| The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008) | "
Oh my god, The Haunting of Molly Hartley is so lame. So stunningly lame! So astoundingly lame! So impossibly lame! So gloriously lame that I almost want to recommend it." Posted Oct 31, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 0%
| House (2008) | "
The only spiritual enlightenment I achieved was thinking "Thank God that's over" when the closing credits began to roll." Posted Oct 26, 2008 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Alone In The Dark 2 (2009) | "
Blink and miss Alone in the Dark II ... There's really nothing to see here. It doesn't even have the epic train wreck quality of Boll's original. It's just a plain ol' bad movie." Posted Oct 21, 2008 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 25%
| Dragon Wars (2007) | "
A motion picture that doesn't have a single cynical bone in its body ... a film worthy of ridicule, scorn, and unconditional love. It all depends on how you look at it." Posted Jan 5, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 0%
| One Missed Call (2008) | "
This is one call you should definitely miss." Posted Jan 4, 2008 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 14%
| Skinwalkers (2007) | "
Skinwalkers is quite possibly the dumbest movie of the year that wasn't meant to be a dumb comedy to begin with." Posted Aug 11, 2007 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Mummy Maniac (2007) | "
The worst movie I've ever reviewed for Dread Central! Yes, I'd even rather sit through Not Dead Enough and Curse of Halloween again than watch Mummy Maniac ever again." Posted Jun 30, 2007 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | WrestleManiac (2006) | "
It's not a perfect movie and it won't set the horror world on fire; just bloody slammin' fun. Wrestlemaniac is the stuff cult classics are made of." Posted Jun 11, 2007 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Big Bad Wolf (2006) | "
Big Bad Wolf huffs and puffs but it failed to blow my house down." Posted Jun 2, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Blood Mask (2006) | "
It doesn't matter if a movie costs 300 million or only 300 dollars; good is good and bad is bad, and Bloodmask: The Possession of Nicole Lameroux is just plain bad." Posted Jun 2, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Drive Thru (2007) | "
Drive Thru left me with a bad taste in my mouth and a case of mental indigestion." Posted Apr 9, 2007 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Supercroc (2007) | "
I will resist the urge to call Supercroc "a super croc of sh*t" and simply fall back on using the less witty description of Supercroc being a "superbore."" Posted Apr 5, 2007 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Diary of a Cannibal (2006) | "
This movie made me want to gnaw my own eyes out." Posted Apr 3, 2007 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep () | "
There's nothing particularly wrong with the Sci-Fi Channel's Kraken: Tentacles of the Deep other than it simply being a sucky movie." Posted Mar 24, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 8%
| Premonition (2007) | "
Watching Premonition I constantly felt like closing my eyes and taking a nap, secretly hoping that I too would wake up to find it was actually a few days earlier." Posted Mar 17, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Alien Invasion Arizona () | "
Yet another dull and unimaginative rerun of countless other aliens amok on earth movies we've all seen too many of." Posted Mar 6, 2007 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | Succubus: Hell-Bent (2006) | "
Succubus: Hell Bent is a fun little flick that breezes by even if it does occasionally feel as if it's holding back on going completely over the top" Posted Mar 1, 2007 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 26%
| Ghost Rider (2007) | "
A total misfire." Posted Feb 18, 2007 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Vegas Vampires (2004) | "
I got the sense that Vegas Vampires was made for shits and giggles and that's about all it's good for." Posted Feb 13, 2007 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Blood Legend (2005) | "
The longer Blood Legend went on the more I found myself asking one simple question: Why the hell am I still watching it? Damned if I know." Posted Feb 12, 2007 |
Fresh 2.5/5
| N/A | Prey (2006) | "
Overall, there's really nothing wrong with the directing, the writing, or even the acting...The only knock against Prey is that it's a very conventional thriller that's perfectly watchable, yet never particularly engaging" Posted Jan 25, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 16%
| Primeval (2007) | "
...if you only see one killer crocodile movie in theaters this year, make sure it's not Primeval." Posted Jan 15, 2007 |
Fresh 2.5/5
| N/A | Serum (2006) | "
It's too bad that just when the movie really should be kicking into high gear it begins to sputter and fall apart. It's like writer/director Steve Franke said, "To hell with the story! I'm just gonna kill everyone I spent the first half of the film introd" Posted Jan 10, 2007 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Mexican Werewolf in Texas (2005) | "
Unfortunately, I found this creature feature to be as dry as the dustbowl it's set in." Posted Jan 10, 2007 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 6%
| Thr3e (2007) | "
Thr3e basically has two modes: boring mode and stupid mode. The film is only 108 minutes long, but I swear there are periods where it felt like it might as well have been 308." Posted Jan 6, 2007 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | 13 Seconds (2003) | "
13 Seconds is worth a look because it does have a worthwhile story with some seriously unnerving visuals and a nifty twist ending that explains the film's title." Posted Jan 1, 2007 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Axe (2004) | "
Horror movie, noir, action thriller, chick flick - it fails on all counts." Posted Jan 1, 2007 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Avia Vampire Hunter (2005) | "
Avia: Vampire Hunter is nothing more than a collection of random scenes connected to one another by only the basic concept of the plot & not by any actual developing plotline." Posted Jan 1, 2007 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Attack of the Virgin Mummies (2005) | "
Even USA "Up All Night" wouldn't have wasted valuable airtime on this crap." Posted Jan 1, 2007 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | Arachnia (2003) | "
If you liked Eight Legged Freaks and you can overlook the film's cheap stop-motion effects, then Arachnia should satisfy your B-movie fix on a rainy night." Posted Jan 1, 2007 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Aquanoids (2003) | "
Aquanoids only has two things going for it. The first is the obvious enthusiasm of the cast. The second is a gorgeous young starlet in skimpy outfits." Posted Jan 1, 2007 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Ancient Evil 2 - Guardian Of The Underworld () | "
Ancient Evil 2 may not be anything special but I still think it deserved a better fate than being labeled the sequel to a movie nobody gives a damn about." Posted Jan 1, 2007 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Alien 3000 (2005) | "
Alien 3000 just isn't very entertaining outside of a few sporadic moments here and there of mostly unintentional laughter, almost always involving the not so special effects." Posted Jan 1, 2007 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Blade Of The Vampire (2005) | "
This is a vampire flick that offers precious little action, even less horror, and no atmosphere whatsoever." Posted Jan 1, 2007 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Curse of Halloween (2006) | "
Curse of Halloween is an amateur film - a total backyard production - made by people that decided to make a movie without much of any resources or the understanding that movies are meant to be watched by people other than just the people that made it and" Posted Dec 19, 2006 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Revenge Of The Rats (2003) | "
At 104 minutes in length, Revenge of the Rats is too slow, too flat, and too damn long." Posted Dec 14, 2006 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Grim Reaper (2006) | "
Grim Reaper went from confusing bad to boring bad to predictably bad to "Holy crap, this is retarded!" bad and then back to boring bad all over the course of 80 minutes." Posted Dec 10, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | The Shunned (2005) | "
It adds to the feeling that what you're really watching is someone's fancy amateur film." Posted Dec 1, 2006 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Evil Bong (2006) | "
You watch it and you're entertained, but afterwards you have little or no lasting memory as to what went on." Posted Nov 25, 2006 |
Fresh 4/5
| N/A | The Brainiac (1961) | "
"You MUST see this movie!" It's strange. It's hilarious. It's an absolute must see. What are the odds that a movie known as The Brainiac would prove to be so gleefully insane?" Posted Nov 17, 2006 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Warriors Of Terra (2005) | "
Warriors of Terra is a complete failure." Posted Nov 12, 2006 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Tiki () | "
Tiki is never scary in the slightest and only sporadically fun. Unfortunately, the novelty wears off long before the closing credits roll." Posted Nov 12, 2006 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Silent Scream (2005) | "
It starts off like a generic slasher movie condensed to about 15 minutes and then it starts over so that it can go through the motions a second time at regular speed." Posted Nov 12, 2006 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Evil Grave: Curse of the Maya () | "
The last ten minutes of Evil Grave: Curse of the Maya is considerably amusing. That sense of fun was sorely missing from the majority of the film." Posted Oct 20, 2006 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Bloodz Vs. Wolvez (2006) | "
Bloodz vs. Wolvez is a modestly interesting bit of guerrilla filmmaking for about the first 25 minutes, after which the film literally evaporates right before your eyes." Posted Oct 9, 2006 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | The Pumpkin Karver (2006) | "
The Pumpkin Karver is the sort of movie that just made me want to throw up my hands in disgust." Posted Sep 18, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | The Curse of Lizzie Borden () | "
The real curse of Lizzie Borden is a really bad movie that's so tedious it's enough to drive a person to commit an axe murder." Posted Sep 12, 2006 |
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