Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 29%
| The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) | "
A juvenile, overly dramatic love story that takes the Romeo and Juliet theme, duct tapes it around a giant, cartoonish hammer, and slams it into your head for 130 minutes." Posted Nov 18, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 37%
| 2012 (2009) | "
This may be one of the dumbest disaster films ever made, but they sure do blow up things real good." Posted Nov 13, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 47%
| The Box (2009) | "
At best, this is an artsy indie film that would have played better on a smaller, more intimate scale with no name actors tearing their hearts out on the screen." Posted Nov 6, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead (2009) | "
You only need one finger to give Wrong Turn 3: Left for Dead a thumb's down." Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Skull Heads (2009) | "
What makes Skull Heads work is due to the performances, in particular that of Robin Sydney. She successfully carries the film on her shoulders - and boobs." Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 20%
| Blood: The Last Vampire (2009) | "
Blood: The Last Vampire could have been epic. I can't say that it sucks because for the most part it was entertaining ... in an in-one-ear and out-the-other kind of way." Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 70%
| Night of the Creeps (1986) | "
Night of the Creeps is a classic in every sense of the word." Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 15%
| Stan Helsing (2009) | "
Its target audience is without question people who are just looking for a mindless good time and horny teenagers who find fart jokes to be the epitome of humor." Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 49%
| Antichrist (2009) | "
It's one of those movies whose fans will claim the naysayers just don't "get" when, in truth, it's not particularly hard to understand. It just isn't very good." Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 55%
| Orphan (2009) | "
[Blu-Ray Review] Orphan is a very decent movie in it's own right, apart from being a tense, eerie little horror film specifically. It doesn't fail to entertain." Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
N/A | Fresh 83%
| Paranormal Activity (2009) | "
Dread Central interviews Katie Featherston & Micah Sloat" Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 33%
| Phantasm 2 (1988) | "
Phantasm II has a nice sense of fun to it which makes it the perfect viewing material for this time of year." Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 18%
| The Fourth Kind (2009) | "
It's a well crafted docu-drama-esque film that takes itself seriously, builds tension and scares the sh*t out of you through and through." Posted Nov 5, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 45%
| Saw VI (2009) | "
Saw VI is able to stand on its own as a wild and brutal thrill ride." Posted Oct 23, 2009 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 86%
| Trick 'r Treat (2009) | "
[Blu-Ray Review] Fill your living room with some like-minded horror friends, break out the candy corn and pumpkin beer and settle in for the film that lives up to the hype." Posted Oct 16, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 88%
| The Stepfather (1987) | "
The Stepfather is the full package: fast-paced, well-acted, suspenseful and brimming with bursts of nasty violence." Posted Oct 16, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Rotten 33%
| The Gate (1987) | "
The Gate is a MUST HAVE movie for all horror fans and this special edition is absolutely worth the meager sixteen bucks!" Posted Oct 16, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 92%
| Drag Me To Hell (2009) | "
[Blu-Ray Review] Buy this. Watch this. Love this. Drag Me to Hell delivers on just about every count." Posted Oct 16, 2009 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Night of the Dribbler (2009) | "
Night of the Dribbler can go back in the vault in Montreal from which they found it. Disaster Movie and Meet the Spartans look like a Peter Sellers comedy by comparison." Posted Oct 16, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Haunting of Winchester House (2009) | "
An earnest attempt to make an old school haunted house movie, just not a scary or even intriguing one to anyone whose age has reached double digits." Posted Oct 16, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/5
| Fresh 100%
| Tokyo Gore Police (2008) | "
It's clear that Nishimura wants to push the envelope and shock audiences." Posted Oct 11, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | iMurders (2009) | "
iMurders is fairly typical, predictable, and often times scattered." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 83%
| [Rec] 2 (2009) | "
[REC] 2 returns to something that is both charming and bloody, heartwarmingly cinematic and really, really scary and gross." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 100%
| Daybreakers (2010) | "
Daybreakers offers a flawed but thoroughly enjoyable, happy-making trip." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 80%
| Loved Ones (2009) | "
Truly enjoyable, truly independent, truly scary." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 24%
| Friday the 13th - Part 7: The New Blood (1988) | "
This new cleaner-looking version of The New Blood is miles ahead of what fans had access to previously on DVD" Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/5
| Rotten 9%
| Friday the 13th - Part 8: Jason Takes Manhattan (1989) | "
Taking the serial killer and putting him on a boat isn't the silliest thing you could do -- you could always send him to space." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | Devil Girl (2009) | "
While Devil Girl won't be setting the mainstream on fire, those who share my curiosity for experimental type films should find it to be well above average." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | The Haunted World of El Superbeasto (2009) | "
After watching this film, the only emotion I'm left with is confusion." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Seamstress (2009) | "
The Seamstress is more yawn than yarn." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Open Graves (2007) | "
As a game Open Graves is passable enough for one roll of the dice but definitely not a game with any replay value." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| N/A | The Hills Run Red (2009) | "
This is disturbing, merciless horror ... the way it should be. See it now." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Blood Creek (2009) | "
Is it worth a watch? The fantastic villain makes this worth a rental, or a view on cable." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 43%
| Doghouse (2009) | "
Doghouse is a very entertaining time-waster and definitely one for the boys %u2013 break out the beers and just have some fun." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 0%
| Homecoming (2009) | "
Rent Obsessed instead. That one you can at least laugh at." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | How to Be a Serial Killer (2009) | "
This is a blacker than black comedy, with some truly side-splitting moments (in a weird way)" Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| N/A | Nightmares in Red, White and Blue (2009) | "
It delivers a film school semester's worth of knowledge in 1 tight & thoroughly entertaining feature and goes a long way toward validating horror as a respectable film genre." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Mutants (2008) | "
I cannot fathom anyone watching Mutants and finding anything about it worth recommending." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 25%
| Happy Birthday to Me (1980) | "
If horror fans are going to shell out their hard-earned money for a movie, there needs to be more than just a prettier picture on the DVD case." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Staunton Hill (2009) | "
The one saving grace for this low-budget film falls within the capable hands of the actors. Staunton Hill has some really impressive talent." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Offspring (2008) | "
Offspring is as lame as they come." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | The Thaw (2009) | "
The Thaw appears to borrow a tremendous amount of its plot from The X-Files. There was a good movie here that lost its way." Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Seventh Moon (2009) | "
Seventh Moon is a badass and at times downright chilling little movie" Posted Oct 7, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 38%
| Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009) | "
While it's obviously aimed at the "tween" crowd, we fail to see where this movie would appeal to even young viewers." Posted Sep 30, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 80%
| Survival of the Dead (2009) | "
For those who watch Romero's zombie movies for the thrill of the kill, there are plenty of scenes to entertain. [It} is (arguably) one of the best in the series" Posted Sep 28, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 27%
| Pandorum (2009) | "
Pandorum isn't all that bad. It's a perfectly middle-of-the-road genre flick not quite worthwhile enough to wholeheartedly recommend. And the creatures know kung-fu." Posted Sep 28, 2009 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 72%
| Stephen King's The Mist (2007) | "
The Mist divides those who want cheap escapist thrills from those who like their horror with real heart, brains, and courage." Posted Sep 19, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 83%
| Paranormal Activity (2009) | "
It's effective as hell and is a prime example of how to win an audience over and keep their attention in a highly constrained, claustrophobic atmosphere in the most unpretentious way possible." Posted Sep 15, 2009 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 89%
| Zombieland (2009) | "
A killer comedy with a vicious sense of humor. The running undead look fantastic and are dispatched in a never-ending, ever-evolving innovative shopping list of carnage. You'll applaud every crunch." Posted Sep 14, 2009 |
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