ROTTEN TOMATOES: Tony Horkins

TONY HORKINS

Agrees with the Tomatometer 70% of the time.

Biography: Empire Magazine film critic.

Publications: Empire Magazine, Empire Magazine Australasia, Total Film

Total Reviews: 27

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Rating	T-Meter	Title \| Year	Add Date (default)

Fresh 3/5	Rotten 56%	9 (2009)	" The apocalyptic 9 offers innovative images of a broken Earth inhabited by woven warriors battling machines. But it’s more style than substance — this mechanical tale needs a human touch." — Empire Magazine Posted Oct 30, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 26%	The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard (2009)	" Some of the talent – like The Hangover’s Ed Helms – manage to escape with their dignity, just about intact, but the film’s attempts to justify its adult rating become increasingly desperate." — Total Film Posted Oct 23, 2009
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 38%	Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)	" Reilly’s terrific as the bloodsucker who’s lost his zest for death, and there’s further quality from supporting freaks." — Total Film Posted Oct 23, 2009
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 55%	The Soloist (2009)	" Thanks to heavy-handed treatment, this true story ultimately feels like a work of mannered fiction." — Total Film Posted Sep 25, 2009
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 29%	Gamer (2009)	" It won’t win points for originality or depth, but the Crank boys are still on their game as far as sex, violence and sheer unapologetic excess go. High concept, high octane, highly likely to end up a post-pub staple." — Total Film Posted Sep 18, 2009
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 25%	Land of the Lost (2009)	" As a TV-to-movie remake, LOTL ranks with Lost In Space: fitfully entertaining, largely uninspired. Ferrell does his best, but ends up stranded in the middle of an ideas desert." — Total Film Posted Jul 31, 2009
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 50%	Observe and Report (2009)	" This mall cop may be more Bickle than Blart, but Observe And Report tries too hard to be edgy, while its gloomy observations fail to produce a cohesive whole. Shop elsewhere." — Total Film Posted Apr 24, 2009
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 43%	Race to Witch Mountain (2009)	" Race To Witch Mountain promises sci-fi but ultimately delivers lo-fi. Its themes are predictable and its look generic: this is one Race you may want to sit out." — Total Film Posted Apr 9, 2009
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 53%	Get Smart (2008)	" Despite a plot that should be simpler, Get Smart is as big on action as it is on laughs and works because it's less a tired spoof and more a quality comedic adventure movie in its own right." — Empire Magazine Posted Aug 22, 2008
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 14%	The Love Guru (2008)	" Beneath the disguise there lurks the spirit of Austin Powers, whose love of double entendres and fart gags remains present and politically incorrect. Which is exactly where and why The Love Guru falls down." — Total Film Posted Aug 1, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 9%	Prom Night (2008)	" Corny, monotonous and very far from scary" — Empire Magazine Posted Jun 5, 2008
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 15%	Superhero Movie! (2008)	" This super-powered spoof just doesn't fly." — Empire Magazine Posted Jun 5, 2008
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 7%	Shutter (2008)	" Workmanlike at best; derivative, predictable and slightly dull at worst." — Empire Magazine Posted May 16, 2008
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 7%	Shutter (2008)	" Workmanlike at best; derivative, predictable and slightly dull at worst." — Empire Magazine Australasia Posted May 15, 2008
Rotten 2/5	Fresh 67%	How She Move (2008)	" The dance scenes are fun to watch but the script's not too light on its feet." — Empire Magazine Posted Apr 6, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 5%	The Hottie & the Nottie (2008)	" Ugly in more ways than one." — Empire Magazine Posted Mar 27, 2008
Fresh 3/5	Fresh 71%	Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert (2008)	" Anyone under theage of ten won't have a clue what's going on, but it's perfect fodder for its target audience." — Empire Magazine Posted Mar 14, 2008
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 37%	Rambo (2008)	" On one level Rambo delivers what you’re expecting: hard-to-hear dialogue married to hard-to-watch action. But this outing is uncomfortably gruesome and blatantly manipulative. Despite grander aspirations, only leather-tough mayhem-lovers will be satisfied" — Total Film Posted Feb 22, 2008
Fresh 2/5	Rotten 13%	Aliens Vs. Predator: Requiem (2007)	" With a spike in the gore quotient, hardcore fans left baying for Paul WS Anderson’s blood after the first AVP may be happy. Those interested in anything more than a barely comprehensible bitch-slap between two ill-treated icons should take a rain-check." — Total Film Posted Jan 18, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 7%	License To Wed (2007)	" If ever there was lawful impediment for a marriage to not go ahead, it's this mess of a movie." — Empire Magazine Posted Aug 10, 2007
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 29%	Lucky You (2007)	" A frustrating case of good pedigree, bad form. Delayed time and again, this mish-mash of listless plotting, shallow characters and uninvolving action sadly wasn’t worth the wait. Poker fans are better off looking up The Cincinnati Kid or Rounders." — Total Film Posted Jun 22, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 8%	Are We Done Yet? (2007)	" Even John C McGinley (Dr. Cox from Scrubs) can't save this lamest of comedies." — Empire Magazine Posted Jun 8, 2007
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 47%	Shooter (2007)	" An impressive shoot-’em-up, work-it-out action drama." — Empire Magazine Posted Apr 21, 2007
Rotten 2/5	Rotten 22%	Catch and Release (2007)	" A film with a fishing metaphor for a title should have come with sharper hooks." — Empire Magazine Posted Mar 23, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 9%	Norbit (2007)	" Stereotype-based comedy from Eddie Murphy in a variety of fat suits is just not enough to make a decent film." — Empire Magazine Posted Mar 8, 2007
Fresh 4/5	Fresh 61%	Jackass: Number Two (2006)	" Jackass: Number Two aims low and hits lower, but is as hilarious and uncomfortable an encounter as possible." — Empire Magazine Posted Dec 30, 2006
Fresh 3/5	Rotten 33%	The Break-Up (2006)	" The Break-Up doesn’t turn the rom-com on its head, but with its focus on the darker side of love manages to gently tip it on its side." — Empire Magazine Posted Jul 22, 2006

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