Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Poison Ivy 4 - Secret Society (2008) | "
The only genre where Poison Ivy: The Secret Society's low level of script is acceptable is pornography." Posted Dec 14, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 13%
| One Last Thing (2005) | "
So One Last Thing..., on the surface, seem like a good deal for it is not one movie but three. Unfortunately, the whole is less than the sum of its parts." Posted Dec 10, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | The Big Gay Sketch Show - The Complete First Season (2007) | "
However, there are a couple of problems with The Big Gay Sketch Show. The big one is that it's not that funny." Posted Aug 20, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/5
| N/A | Untouchables - The Complete Second Season Volume Two (2007) | "
In The Untouchables: Season 2, Volume 2 you have plenty of slapping around suspects, searching without a warrant, and shooting people without any consequences." Posted Jul 30, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 44%
| Lucia, Lucia (2003) | "
Lucia, Lucia just doesn't take that one step to really gel everything and make a great film. Instead you end up with mediocrity." Posted Jul 24, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Highlander: The Source (2007) | "
When you revitalize a franchise, you want to satisfy the fans but make it easy for new viewers to get involved in the story. This movie fails miserably on all counts." Posted Jul 18, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Bait Shop (2008) | "
Who makes a movie about fishing?" Posted Jun 17, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Legend of the Lone Ranger (1981) | "
But this film is on the low end of the spectrum. The very low end." Posted May 20, 2009 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Zebra Lounge (2001) | "
Adding a stupid retread of a thriller plot will not make this soft core crap any more fun to watch." Posted May 11, 2009 |
Fresh 2.5/5
| Fresh 75%
| I Like It Like That (1994) | "
This should have been either a Latin flavored romantic comedy or an urban family drama, not both at the same time." Posted May 1, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 68%
| The Same River Twice (2003) | "
The Same River Twice explores how much has changed and how much stays the same over the intervening decades." Posted Apr 22, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 26%
| The Stepford Wives (2004) | "
Instead of a satire on men and women and what they and society expects from each other, we get jokes about pine cones on vibrators and expanding boobs by remote control." Posted Mar 19, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | Real Untouchables, The: 3 Volume Gift Boxed Set (2001) | "
If the history of crime and law enforcement interests you, rent The Real Untouchables. Otherwise, wait for it on cable." Posted Feb 1, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Simisola (1995) | "
There's no shock at finding a corpse or sense of satisfaction at learning the truth of whodunit." Posted Feb 1, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | Modern Tribalism (2002) | "
If Modern Tribalism happens to show up on one of the cable education channels, go ahead and watch it. But I wouldn't recommend this for most people." Posted Jan 31, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 86%
| Sorry, Wrong Number (1948) | "
Still, even without bonus stuff, this movie is a fine example of noir suspense that Hollywood seems incapable of making these days. Worth a rental." Posted Jan 29, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | Prisoner Cell Block H DVD - 25th Anniversary Edition (2004) | "
So if you're interested in Prisoner Cell Block H, see if can find it on cable, since this DVD box set isn't the best introduction you can get." Posted Jan 26, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Moby Dick: The True Story (2002) | "
If you're interested in this era of history, see if your local library has it for checkout. It's certainly not worth the price of a rental." Posted Jan 21, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| N/A | Daytime's Greatest Weddings (2004) | "
In fact, Daytime's Greatest Weddings is really for the soap opera fan. Those who aren't already enthralled with this TV genre won't be swayed by the disc in the least." Posted Jan 21, 2009 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | The Hearse (1980) | "
By Cthulhu's mighty tentacles, this is a bad movie!" Posted Jan 21, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | The Knights Templar (2001) | "
If you are interested in the subject, rent The Knights Templar, but do take a couple shots of espresso first." Posted Jan 21, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Nightmare Detective (2006) | "
While some J-horror fans might not be happy with the toned down gore, the slick style and unusual themes will make most happy." Posted Jan 20, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 40%
| Drawing Flies (1996) | "
All in all, Drawing Flies isn't all that great. Rent it if you've got a coupon." Posted Jan 19, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Dream Master: The Erotic Invader () | "
There is no reason in this day and age to settle for this soft-core piece of crap. There is nothing to recommend this movie either dramatically or pornographically. Thank you." Posted Jan 19, 2009 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Lathe of Heaven () | "
Either get the book or rent the 1980 PBS version. And if you see this version in the video store, hide it behind the candy so no one else can be subjected to it." Posted Jan 19, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | P.D. James - Shroud for a Nightingale (2002) | "
All that aside, this is still a good adaptation of a solid mystery novel written by a grandmaster of the genre--so rent it." Posted Jan 15, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 33%
| My Bloody Valentine (1981) | "
This is a bare bones release, so that even a fan of the film (if one were to actually exist), couldn't see fit to add it to their collection." Posted Jan 12, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 63%
| The Day of the Locust (1975) | "
Since this is considered one of Schlesinger's lesser works, I can see why the studio didn't bother with augmenting the DVD. You shouldn't bother getting it either." Posted Jan 12, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Secret Agent - Set 5 (1965) | "
The episodes of Danger Man are worth viewing. So when you're ready, give them a rental." Posted Jan 10, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Secret Agent - Set 4 (1965) | "
The episodes of Danger Man are worth viewing. So when you're ready, give them a rental." Posted Jan 10, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Secret Agent - Set 3 (1965) | "
Still, for a realistic and complex view of Cold War espionage, rent Danger Man." Posted Jan 10, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Secret Agent - Set 2 (1965) | "
Still, for a realistic and complex view of Cold War espionage, rent Danger Man." Posted Jan 10, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Discworld: Soul Music (1996) | "
I enjoyed this disc and Discworld veterans and those who have yet to explore this strange land will enjoy it too." Posted Jan 10, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Trekkies 2 (2003) | "
So if Trek fandom is an undiscovered country or if you're already familiar with the final frontier, Trekkies 2 is worth watching." Posted Jan 6, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 80%
| Zorba the Greek (1964) | "
While Zorba the Greek is considered a cinema classic, it may not be everyone's cup of tea. I recommend renting it first then and making your decision." Posted Jan 5, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 49%
| Undisputed (2002) | "
Frankly, I'd wait to see Undisputed on the USA Network." Posted Jan 5, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 15%
| Sleepover (2004) | "
The disc is a waste of time and may be damaging to your child's mental development. Avoid Sleepover at all costs!" Posted Jan 2, 2009 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 4%
| House of the Dead (2003) | "
Oh, where to begin? The dreadful acting, the plot holes you can fly a Star Destroyer through, the use of every cliche in the history of cinema?" Posted Dec 29, 2008 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Sledge Hammer - Season 1 (1986) | "
If I were you, I'd get this as a rental. This somewhat creaky comedy has its moments, but Sledge Hammer! doesn't hold up enough to warrant a purchase." Posted Dec 29, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | 1915 () | "
You have to sit through over three hours of cliche ridden soap opera that is supposed to be character development. We don't get into the trenches until episode five." Posted Dec 13, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Reform School Girl () | "
But Reform School Girl is too PC. Its fangs have been removed and it is about as weak as the pills Mother gives you that don't do anything at all." Posted Dec 6, 2008 |
Fresh 4/5
| N/A | D-Day: The Total Story (1994) | "
Once you get past the bombastic hosting of McRaney, this is one of the best and well-rounded documentaries about the D-Day invasion." Posted Nov 10, 2008 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 23%
| Vulgar (2002) | "
Vulgar tries to be funny, serious, shocking, and comment on modern society--all without a strong script to bind it all together." Posted Nov 10, 2008 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 85%
| Jackie Brown (1997) | "
Tarantino took the essential spirit and plot from Rum Punch, but added his style of dialogue and cinematic touch to make a blending of the two." Posted Nov 10, 2008 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 15%
| Impostor (2001) | "
Frankly, wait until it shows up on the Sci-Fi Channel with the rest of the low budget, ill-conceived sci-fi flicks." Posted Nov 10, 2008 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 56%
| Nothing in Common (1986) | "
This film is only watchable for the performances, especially Hanks and Gleason." Posted Nov 10, 2008 |
Rotten .5/5
| N/A | National Lampoon's Holiday Reunion (2003) | "
When did National Lampoon become synonymous with crap?" Posted Oct 22, 2008 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 82%
| The Tall Guy (1990) | "
Emma Thompson and Rowan Atkinson are just brilliant. And after seeing this film you will see that Thompson is wasted in period costume dramas. She's hilarious." Posted Oct 22, 2008 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 79%
| Miracle (2004) | "
Kurt Russell is the engine that drives this movie. You can tell he approached this as an actor, not as a movie star." Posted Oct 22, 2008 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| N/A | Scarlet Pimpernel -- Box Set (1999) | "
If you're interested in The Scarlet Pimpernel, go to the library and read the book instead." Posted Sep 13, 2008 |
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