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Critics / Joe Neumaier
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    JOE NEUMAIER

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 75% of the time.

    Biography: New York Daily News film critic.

    Publications: New York Daily News

    Total Reviews: 270

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    Fresh
    4/5

    Rotten
    47%

    Everybody's Fine (2009)

    " Everybody's Fine -- a more subtle film than its advertising indicates -- works because it has a feel for little things."

    Posted Dec 4, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    58%

    Brothers (2009)

    " Brothers tries to delve into how war can tear families apart, but only succeeds in showing how miscasting and melodrama obscure good intentions."

    Posted Dec 4, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    72%

    The Road (2009)

    " This adaptation of Cormac McCarthy's 2006 Pulitzer Prize-winning novel is intense and, yes, depressing -- and earns every minute that it rattles inside your head."

    Posted Nov 25, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    83%

    The Princess and the Frog (2009)

    " The first real addition to its princess lineup in 15 years, and the studio's biggest non-CG animated movie half a decade, it also belatedly brings racial diversity to a signature genre that's been mostly snow white for six decades."

    Posted Nov 24, 2009

    Rotten
    1/4

    Rotten
    58%

    Mammoth (2009)

    " The overlapping stories, the emotional disconnect, the heavy-handed symbolism -- no, it's not a movie from the makers of Babel, its a mumbling, stammering copycat drama from Swedish director Lukas Moodysson."

    Posted Nov 20, 2009

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    86%

    Red Cliff (2009)

    " Overlong but ambitious, Woo proves he's as good at tactical maneuvers as he is at close-quarters combat."

    Posted Nov 20, 2009

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    21%

    Planet 51 (2009)

    " This sharp-looking but unimaginative adventure hasn't the wit of similar kiddie flicks."

    Posted Nov 20, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Fresh
    84%

    Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)

    " The film is an exasperating bore."

    Posted Nov 20, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Fresh
    68%

    William Kunstler: Disturbing the Universe ()

    " A thoughtful, clear-eyed look at the life and career of Kunstler, the New York attorney who was famous, and infamous, for standing up for his liberal ideals even for clients who might have been morally objectionable."

    Posted Nov 13, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    30%

    Women in Trouble (2009)

    " This forced, charmless multi-character movie pretends to show women in all their glorious variety, but it really just traffics in the same old cliches."

    Posted Nov 13, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    60%

    Pirate Radio (2009)

    " It's all got a great backbeat and you can dance to it, but there isn't much to Curtis's rebels except some canned anti-authoritarian, sex-drugs-rock 'n' roll rants."

    Posted Nov 13, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Fresh
    72%

    That Evening Sun (2009)

    " Director Scott Teems' film is as quiet as untilled soil -- not always a good thing -- but Holbrook has a handle on where to dig."

    Posted Nov 6, 2009

    Rotten
    0/5

    Rotten
    18%

    The Fourth Kind (2009)

    " Badly acted by everyone (including the director, Olatunde Osunsanmi, who appears onscreen), this insipid jumble's idea of fright is incessant screaming."

    Posted Nov 6, 2009

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    54%

    The Men Who Stare at Goats (2009)

    " The narrative flips and flops ruin the comedic flow."

    Posted Nov 6, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    55%

    Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009)

    " As the lead character, Carrey's CG-­created body is spindly and bent, and he has fun with his vocal performance, turning every word into a strangled hiss."

    Posted Nov 6, 2009

    Fresh

    Rotten
    13%

    Labor Day (2009)

    " Director Glenn Silber's look at how window washers, public employees, janitors and other working men and women played a role in 2008's political events is heartening, and yet, a year after being filmed, unintentionally aggravating."

    Posted Oct 30, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    87%

    Skin (2009)

    " This unadorned but affecting drama about Sandra Laing, who attracted media attention in the 1950s when her white parents fought the South African system, suffers from a one-note script, but still does right by its tricky subject."

    Posted Oct 30, 2009

    Fresh

    Fresh
    80%

    Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009)

    " For fans wondering if you should see the much-touted documentary memorial concert film Michael Jackson's This Is It, rest assured, the late King of Pop delivers."

    Posted Oct 28, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    50%

    Antichrist (2009)

    " Artfully horrific but artificial and soulless."

    Posted Oct 23, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    26%

    Motherhood (2009)

    " Unfortunately, nothing here digs too deep."

    Posted Oct 23, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    45%

    Saw VI (2009)

    " These movies lack a whole lot of panache."

    Posted Oct 23, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    20%

    Amelia (2009)

    " his embalmed drama is a ghost from the '80s, a decade that regularly produced surprise-free, caramelized biopics. The airless Amelia is missing practically everything."

    Posted Oct 23, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    25%

    Law Abiding Citizen (2009)

    " Law Abiding Citizen is such a lazy action-drama underachiever, it seems unfair to target stars Jamie Foxx and Gerard Butler for bringing their C game."

    Posted Oct 16, 2009

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    9%

    Opa! (2009)

    " As standard uptight-American-unbuttons-himself-abroad movies go, director Udayan Prasad's gentle, unexceptional romance is exactly what you'd expect."

    Posted Oct 16, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    72%

    Where the Wild Things Are (2009)

    " The film treats kids' inner lives as more than a fantasy, which is a rare and beautiful thing."

    Posted Oct 15, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    56%

    Trucker (2009)

    " Monaghan gets how people with honky-tonk souls move in mysterious ways."

    Posted Oct 9, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    83%

    Paranormal Activity (2009)

    " Some wild moments make it all worth it."

    Posted Oct 9, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    94%

    An Education (2009)

    " Watch Mulligan's face as she goes from weary to awakened, and see it all come together."

    Posted Oct 9, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Fresh
    70%

    Chelsea on the Rocks (2009)

    " Ferrera's shaggy tone, which fits the iconic building, gets irritating. Still, if you come for the stories, you'll stay for the company."

    Posted Oct 2, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    56%

    The Invention of Lying (2009)

    " The movie is smart and silly."

    Posted Oct 2, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    89%

    Zombieland (2009)

    " The undead here could be a rabid group of Garfield toys; it really doesn't matter. What matters is the hyper-crisp, snappy visual pizazz (Fleischer should be tapped for a midlevel superhero flick), the laughs and how well it's all played."

    Posted Oct 2, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    35%

    Blind Date (2009)

    " It's about watching two always-fine actors do a lot with very little."

    Posted Sep 25, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    27%

    Pandorum (2009)

    " Throughout, some obvious questions pop up immediately."

    Posted Sep 25, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    28%

    Fame (2009)

    " Mullally has the most poignant moment, admitting to her students that the reason she teaches is because fame, for her, just wasn't in the cards. (Stardom, more than in the first film, is golden here.)"

    Posted Sep 24, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    75%

    Capitalism: A Love Story (2009)

    " The film works best when Moore sits with representatives of the 99 percent of Americans vulnerable to financial freefall."

    Posted Sep 23, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    77%

    The Informant! (2009)

    " The Informant! has two aces going for it: Soderbergh's poking at the maze­like holes in American business and Damon's whirling dervish performance."

    Posted Sep 18, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    31%

    The Children of Huang Shi (2008)

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    Posted Sep 18, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    45%

    Jennifer's Body (2009)

    " As screenwriter Diablo Cody might say in her irritatingly pop-cult way, this zombie-chick horror-satire is more dead-eyed than Blake Lively."

    Posted Sep 17, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    0%

    Beyond a Reasonable Doubt (2009)

    " A good rule to follow for wannabe gritty thrillers: Lead actors shouldn't remind you of late-night informercial pitchmen."

    Posted Sep 14, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    18%

    The Other Man (2009)

    " A supposedly grown-up drama like The Other Man ought to have scruples about where it plans to take you. Trickiness for its own sake is simply a cheat."

    Posted Sep 11, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    6%

    Whiteout (2009)

    " Sadly, Whiteout wimps out, starting out like The Thing and winding up like CSI: South Pole, wasting whatever it has going for it."

    Posted Sep 10, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    29%

    Gamer (2009)

    " There’s plenty of violence, but the movie’s already-passe fear of a Web-based world is standard-issue."

    Posted Sep 4, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Fresh
    88%

    Amreeka (2009)

    " Writer-director Cherien Dabis paints a gentle, often wry picture of human resilience, and Faour and Muallen give solid performances, but there are a few too many by-the-numbers moments."

    Posted Sep 4, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    31%

    Tickling Leo (2009)

    " Director Jeremy Davidson's father-son tale is refreshingly edgy and well-acted, but painfully obvious in almost every other way."

    Posted Sep 4, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    6%

    All About Steve (2009)

    " Since Bullock coproduced this masochistic venture, it seems she buys into the idea that fluffer-nut ditziness is what she does best. Except it isn't."

    Posted Sep 3, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    21%

    Halloween II (2009)

    " Zombie walks the walk, you can't deny it. And he's found the medium where he can let his freak flag fly highest."

    Posted Sep 1, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    85%

    We Live in Public (2009)

    " A snapshot of several New York eras that coincide with the Internet's growing pains."

    Posted Aug 28, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Fresh
    87%

    At the Edge of the World (2009)

    " At the Edge of the World, a documentary with too much dead time between the arduous tasks at hand, never grabs a viewer because -- sad to say -- it's too dull."

    Posted Aug 28, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Fresh
    86%

    Big Fan (2009)

    " The movie gets repetitive, and when it calls an audible and goes somewhere unexpected, it pulls back quickly. Too bad."

    Posted Aug 28, 2009

    Rotten
    3/5

    Rotten
    49%

    Taking Woodstock (2009)

    " It's great that Taking Woodstock doesn't trample on anything sacred, but it also never arrives anywhere interesting."

    Posted Aug 28, 2009
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