Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 33%
| The Slammin' Salmon (2009) | "
The Slammin' Salmon is so lifeless and drab that it doesn't even feel like it was made by Broken Lizard, and it goes without saying that it is easily the least impressive of their five movies. (I guess everyone can have their off days.)" Posted Dec 11, 2009 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 91%
| Precious: Based on the Novel PUSH by Sapphire (2009) | "
All too often we rely on movies solely for entertainment, but "Precious" is one of those exceptions where you can really learn something about yourself and life in general." Posted Dec 4, 2009 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 92%
| Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) | "
The adjective in the title of Fantastic Mr. Fox doesn't lie: Director Wes Anderson's adaptation of Roald Dahl's best-selling children's book about a family of foxes is absolutely fantastic. And fantastically strange, too ..." Posted Nov 27, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 39%
| 2012 (2009) | "
To put it as simple as humanly possible, if you decide to go see one of director Roland Emmerich's end-of-the-world films you should know exactly what you are getting into." Posted Nov 13, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 55%
| Disney's A Christmas Carol (2009) | "
Yes, Zemeckis does throw in a few gratuitous moments where things are flying at your face, but he ends up using enough restraint to ensure the 3D doesn't overwhelm your senses or take away from Dickens' stirring story about greed and redemption." Posted Nov 6, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 87%
| The House of the Devil (2009) | "
The House of the Devil could have certainly turned out stronger with a shorter buildup and a more drawn out climax, but who am I to argue? I haven't been this scared watching a horror film in years." Posted Oct 30, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 47%
| Ong Bak 2 (2009) | "
Boring and insipid are words I never planned on hearing myself say when describing a Tony Jaa film, but I guess there's a first for everything." Posted Oct 23, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 73%
| Where the Wild Things Are (2009) | "
The pacing of Where the Wild Things Are is undoubtedly going to divide audiences, there's no denying that. All I can say is I am on the side of those who are glad Jonze decided to let the wild rumpus start." Posted Oct 16, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 89%
| Zombieland (2009) | "
The dialogue in Zombieland is so witty and humorous that even if the zombies were taken out of the picture you would still be left with a highly amusing comedy." Posted Oct 2, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 32%
| The Burning Plain (2009) | "
The Burning Plain is missing a surprising and compelling story that packs an emotional punch, so Arriaga uses his signature style to distract you in the same way a magician would use the old sleight of hand practice." Posted Sep 25, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 77%
| The Informant! (2009) | "
... if it wasn't for Damon's impeccable performance the movie and his character might have turned out too absurd to handle." Posted Sep 18, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 57%
| 9 (2009) | "
If a picture really is worth a thousand words, then 9 would be as thick as the tremendously lengthy novel War and Peace." Posted Sep 10, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Fresh 63%
| Extract (2009) | "
Judge's film delivers a number of genuine laughs, some of the performances are downright hilarious and when it is all said and done, I really can't name too many other straight comedies I saw this year that are better." Posted Sep 4, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 95%
| The Cove (2009) | "
There are certain films that you'll never be able to erase from your memory, and without a shadow of a doubt The Cove is definitely one of them." Posted Aug 28, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 85%
| World's Greatest Dad (2009) | "
In this Hollywood age of remakes, sequels and reboots, it's nice to know some filmmakers still have the intestinal fortitude to go against the grain and create fresh and absorbing movies that take loads of chances. My hat's off to you, Bobcat Goldthwait." Posted Aug 21, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 36%
| G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009) | "
So, now you know, G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is about as uncomfortable to sit through as running in a marathon with a bad case of the trots - and knowing is half the battle." Posted Aug 14, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 55%
| Surveillance (2009) | "
Surveillance is a respectable murder mystery until its contrived 'big reveal' causes it to deflate faster than an inner tube that was just sat on by a morbidly obese person." Posted Jul 10, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 15%
| Year One (2009) | "
If you haven't found yourself laughing during any of the commercials on television, then I assure you not a whole lot will change if you decide to swap your couch or recliner for a theater seat." Posted Jun 19, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 51%
| The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009) | "
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3, is how its predecessor would have turned out had Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor gotten his hands on it and injected it with "more power." (Grunt it with me, Ah-ah-ahh)" Posted Jun 12, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 98%
| Up (2009) | "
Indeed, Up has first-rate animation and superlative voice work, but it's the heartfelt story that cements its status as the best film of 2009 so far." Posted Jun 6, 2009 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 44%
| Night at the Museum: Battle of the Smithsonian (2009) | "
I know not every person is going to agree with me on this one, but I'm going to say it anyway: Azaria's lisping Kahmunrah is one of the most annoying and unfunny characters that has ever appeared on a movie screen." Posted May 29, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 32%
| Terminator Salvation (2009) | "
Terminator Salvation may just provide one of the biggest surprises of the summer." Posted May 25, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 36%
| Angels & Demons (2009) | "
Those of you who felt The Da Vinci Code was too slow moving and dull should find a lot more to appreciate in the up-tempo Angels & Demons." Posted May 15, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 95%
| Star Trek (2009) | "
Trust me when I say Star Trek is easily one of the best science fiction films of this decade." Posted May 8, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 36%
| X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) | "
Now, don't misconstrue that compliment as me saying Wolverine measures up to last summer's superhero movies The Dark Knight, Iron Man or The Incredible Hulk, but in no way does it deserve the bum rap it is getting." Posted May 1, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 86%
| Earth (2009) | "
... the images that are captured by the filmmakers are so stunning and breathtaking that you would really be doing yourself a disservice if you didn't see them up on the big screen." Posted Apr 24, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 50%
| Observe and Report (2009) | "
I am all for perverse and dark comedy, but is it too much to ask for it to actually be consistently funny?" Posted Apr 10, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 34%
| Alien Trespass (2009) | "
... once those warm, fuzzy feelings of nostalgia start to wear off, all you are left with is a tedious movie that is full of wooden performances, campy dialogue, cheesy and outdated special effects, eerie music and space beings in rubber suits." Posted Apr 3, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 72%
| Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) | "
Now, I know I can't predict the future, nor do I have a Magic 8 Ball at my disposal, but I just don't see how Up will be able to outperform the sensational Monsters vs. Aliens, which is one monster mash that truly is a graveyard smash." Posted Mar 27, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 82%
| I Love You, Man (2009) | "
I Love You, Man is basically just an excuse to get Rudd and Segel together to share the spotlight for 105 minutes while exchanging banter and giving a glimpse into how some men really think. For me, that alone is worth the price of admission." Posted Mar 20, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 43%
| Race to Witch Mountain (2009) | "
.... if Fickman's sole mission was to create a film that will keep children thoroughly enthralled, then it's safe to say he easily achieved his goal." Posted Mar 13, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Fresh 64%
| Watchmen (2009) | "
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but unfortunately Snyder's Watchmen is not nearly as special as Moore and Gibbons' graphic novel. Just please take it easy on me. As they say, don't shoot the messenger. Right?" Posted Mar 6, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 25%
| Friday the 13th (2009) | "
Nispel, Shannon and Swift had all the tools at their disposal to create death scenes that are both unique and shocking, but there is really only one slaying that is remotely notable, and that involves a topless woman hiding underneath a boat pier." Posted Feb 13, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 57%
| Taken (2009) | "
Taken does have a few glaring weaknesses, but there wasn't a minute that went by when I wasn't entertained or glued to my seat. And when I go see a mindless action film, that's the thing I care about most." Posted Feb 6, 2009 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Fresh 62%
| The Reader (2008) | "
...for the life of me I cannot figure out how the Academy Award voters could consider this film as year's most elite. Heck, I can't even understand how The Reader received five Oscar nominations." Posted Jan 30, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 98%
| The Wrestler (2008) | "
It must have been extremely hard for Rourke to play The Ram because he had to revisit some of the most difficult moments of his life, but it actually ends up helping his performance because it feels so genuine and sincere." Posted Jan 23, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 34%
| Paul Blart: Mall Cop (2009) | "
"I just love this guy," James says of Paul Blart in the movie's production notes. For the sake of humanity I hope and pray that barely anyone else shares his affection." Posted Jan 16, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 80%
| Gran Torino (2008) | "
If Gran Torino is in fact the fat lady singing on Eastwood's acting career, I couldn't think of a more fitting way to say goodbye to one of Hollywood's most iconic and revered stars." Posted Jan 9, 2009 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 77%
| Doubt (2008) | "
There's no question in my mind that if these roles were in the hands of less talented actors, Doubt could have turned out so lifeless it would have the potential of making people suffering from insomnia fall asleep." Posted Jan 9, 2009 |
Fresh 4.5/5
| Fresh 91%
| Frost/Nixon (2008) | "
It could have been so easy for the performance to turn into a caricature, but Langella creates his own version of Nixon and the end result is nothing short of mesmerizing." Posted Jan 2, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 93%
| Slumdog Millionaire (2008) | "
I can't honestly say that I am pulling for Slumdog Millionaire to walk away with the golden statue, but if it does in fact happen, I wouldn't think about complaining for one second." Posted Jan 2, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 71%
| The Curious Case of Benjamin Button (2008) | "
That's not to say The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is the most remarkable film of Fincher's impressive career, but it is easily one of the best of 2008 and the narrative sucks you right in and rarely lets go." Posted Dec 26, 2008 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Rotten 27%
| Seven Pounds (2008) | "
Sure, there are parts that are overly sappy and the ending is a little bit outlandish, but at least the film makes you think while sitting on the edge of your seat, which is a rare theater-going experience these days." Posted Dec 19, 2008 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 43%
| Yes Man (2008) | "
I can't blame anyone for saying no to Yes Man or at least waiting until it makes its way to your local video store." Posted Dec 19, 2008 |
Fresh 5/5
| Fresh 93%
| Milk (2008) | "
Whether you are heterosexual, homosexual or somewhere in between, Milk is such an inspiring and powerful movie that you should drop everything you are doing right now and instantly head to the theaters." Posted Dec 19, 2008 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 21%
| The Day the Earth Stood Still (2008) | "
You could almost swear the Obama campaign had some sort of hand in making the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still." Posted Dec 12, 2008 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 26%
| Punisher: War Zone (2008) | "
Punisher: War Zone is not a movie that I can tell people to go see in good conscience, but there is an audience out there who likes watching excessive violence, and I must admit there were times when I was entertained." Posted Dec 5, 2008 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Rotten 54%
| Australia (2008) | "
Australia, director Baz Luhrmann's sweeping, romantic epic that takes place in the outback during the World War II-era, is exactly like the Energizer Bunny: It keeps going and going and going." Posted Nov 28, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 25%
| Four Christmases (2008) | "
Although the list is rather short, maybe Vince Vaughn should think about throwing in the towel when it comes to starring in movies that deal with some aspect of Christmas." Posted Nov 28, 2008 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Fresh 88%
| Bolt (2008) | "
If only first-time directors Chris Williams and Byron Howard would have followed the advice in their own film, Bolt could have turned out to be incredibly extraordinary." Posted Nov 21, 2008 |
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