Rotten -1/4
| Fresh 66%
| Unleashed (2005) | "
Unleashed is one of those truly cursed movies that never had a chance ... Maybe someone should rub his nose in the script, so Besson will never do it again." — WaffleMovies.com Posted May 12, 2005 |
Rotten -1/4
| Rotten 0%
| Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 (2004) | "
Talking babies are just creepy. I kept waiting for the Superbabies' heads to start spinning around with pea soup flying everywhere. Sadly, this would have been an improvement" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Aug 26, 2004 |
Rotten -1/4
| Rotten 12%
| New York Minute (2004) | "
When Bob Saget is the best thing you have going for you in a movie, you're up the creek ... New York Minute may be the worst movie I have ever seen." — WaffleMovies.com Posted May 6, 2004 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 31%
| Ninja Assassin (2009) | "
If bloody mayhem is your idea of fun, this movie could cause you to explode in joy." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Nov 25, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 39%
| 2012 (2009) | "
Congratulations, John Cusack! You star in the worst movie of the year!" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Nov 13, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 44%
| The Box (2009) | "
The audience is subject to a constant tone of foreboding danger, but The Box is more tease than delivery." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Nov 6, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 21%
| Amelia (2009) | "
a boring movie full of mockable dialogue, dreadful acting and long, supposedly poetic narration which could induce a coma if you don't have enough caffeine flowing through your veins." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Oct 23, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 41%
| New York, I Love You (2009) | "
New York, I Love You is so bad it made me think about moving to Detroit instead." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Oct 16, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 28%
| Pandorum (2009) | "
What does Pandorum mean? I think it is Latin for stinky movie." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Sep 25, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 58%
| A Perfect Getaway (2009) | "
This could be one of the most awful movies of the year. Then, it gets worse." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Aug 7, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 33%
| Knowing (2009) | "
You will be on the edge of your seat the entire time %u2026 constantly trying to work up the will to just walk away from this monster before it destroys your love of movies and Nicolas Cage forever." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Mar 20, 2009 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 18%
| Max Payne (2008) | "
Did Wahlberg read the script, or was it hidden under the pile of money that the producers dropped at his door step?"" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Oct 17, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 41%
| Beverly Hills Chihuahua (2008) | "
some will think this is a cute funny movie, and the rest of us will go running and screaming from the theater begging God to take away our eyesight so we never have to see it again" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Oct 3, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Fresh 64%
| Brideshead Revisited (2008) | "
If you go with a group of friends to see Brideshead Revisited, the one who is still awake at the end wins a free dinner from the rest of the group." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jul 24, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 9%
| 10,000 B.C. (2008) | "
A disaster that can't even get the computer generated images right." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jun 20, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 36%
| You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008) | "
A 2-hour opus of sex, sex, sex, sex, sex and more sex. Even drunken frat boys will be screaming, "Enough already, we get it!"" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jun 6, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 55%
| The Foot Fist Way (2008) | "
Does this title mean I can put my foot AND my fist through the screen?" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jun 6, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 7%
| Shutter (2008) | "
A flat, boring, lifeless movie pro-environmental groups ought to protest as a waste of natural resources. Perhaps 20th Century Fox could give some free popcorn to people who buy tickets to their next movie." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Mar 20, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 18%
| Sleepwalking (2008) | "
This entire movie is a country music song, and not one of the classics by Johnny Cash or Willie Nelson. I was waiting for them to get a pet dog, but be forced to give him the Old Yeller treatment!" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Mar 13, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 15%
| Over Her Dead Body (2008) | "
Eva looks like one of those creatures from I Am Legend and distracts you from the story. That might have been the plan, and a blessing" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jan 31, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 37%
| Rambo (2008) | "
One of the most grotesque, gruesome and gory movies you will ever see. I started having 'Nam flashbacks, and I wasn't even born then. I need to rent Cinderella, so I can feel clean again." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jan 24, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 0%
| One Missed Call (2008) | "
The only element this turkey of a bomb of a debacle is missing is Lindsay Lohan." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jan 3, 2008 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 16%
| The Brothers Solomon (2007) | "
They should make Charles Manson and The Son of Sam watch this movie every single day of their lives until they feel sorry for what they have done." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Sep 6, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 8%
| I Know Who Killed Me (2007) | "
even my old stand by of, "At least, it started on time," doesn't apply here. After a 20 minute delay in starting the movie, I had to assume the projector was taking an ethical stand and refusing to be party to the heinous act of showing this movie" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jul 27, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 17%
| Georgia Rule (2007) | "
it takes a horribly serious and painful subject then tries to surround it with a bad parody of Hee Haw" — WaffleMovies.com Posted May 10, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 29%
| Lucky You (2007) | "
make sure the other people in the audience don't hear you snoring through the movie's 5 million poker playing scenes. By the fifth All In, I wanted All Out." — WaffleMovies.com Posted May 3, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 11%
| Pathfinder (2007) | "
So bad, I was hoping everyone would die in the end, so I wouldn't have to sit through a sequel." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Apr 12, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 9%
| The Reaping (2007) | "
The only way The Reaping could be worse would be if Swank put on a bear suit and ran through the woods." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Apr 4, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 2%
| Epic Movie (2007) | "
too simple, too vulgar and too obvious to be Funny Movie. It's not even Chuckle Movie or Giggle Movie. It's in your face, with most humor centered around taking characters you recognize and just making them dumber" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jan 26, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 4%
| Code Name: The Cleaner (2007) | "
If Cedric The Entertainer keeps making movies like this, The Honeymooners and Johnson Family Vacation, he may really have to work as a janitor." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jan 4, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 57%
| Perfume: The Story of a Murderer (2006) | "
Starts off on the wrong foot with the wrong tone, then keeps stumbling and bumbling its way to a climax half the people who buy tickets will never see because they will walk out in frustration or disbelief." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jan 4, 2007 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 25%
| A Good Year (2006) | "
When did Russell Crowe morph into Jimmy Fallon? You practically can see Crowe screaming to the audience, 'Don't you like me? I really really want you to like me.'" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Nov 9, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 15%
| The Wicker Man (2006) | "
When he was reading the script, and saw the part of the movie where he is supposed to run through the forest in a bear suit, I hope Cage asked for a huge pay raise." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Aug 31, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 2%
| Crossover (2006) | "
Crossover might have its heart in the right place, but its brain is somewhere else all together." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Aug 31, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 47%
| Miami Vice (2006) | "
You can feel this disaster coming in the air tonight. OH LORD!" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jul 27, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 11%
| Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) | "
This movie is so bad, you could shoot Garfield and even PETA would not object." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jun 15, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 26%
| The Omen (2006) | "
nothing can top the awkward, unintentionally hilarious and career ending performance of Seamus Davey-Fitzpatrick ... kid pouts as if he was told he can't have some ice cream, instead of raging like the Anti-Christ." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jun 5, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 12%
| An American Haunting (2006) | "
Someone should call The Ghostbusters to make An American Haunting disappear from movie theaters like a ghost is expelled during an exorcism." — WaffleMovies.com Posted May 5, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 31%
| Stick It (2006) | "
hopes to distract us with several montages of scantily clad leotard wearing jail bait girls working out, dancing, performing their gymnastics routines and acting as sassy as possible. If you are under 18, YAY! If you are older, SHAME ON YOU!
" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Apr 28, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 7%
| Basic Instinct 2 (2006) | "
Instead of moving like an enchanting vision of lust, Stone stomps through every scene with the subtlety of a Clydesdale, and her hair looks like it was stolen off a Raggedy Ann doll" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Mar 30, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 23%
| Pink Panther (2006) | "
I think I have laughed more at funerals, which is somewhat appropriate for this movie. The Pink Panther is a funeral for Steve Martin's dignity and soul." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Feb 9, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 48%
| Hoodwinked (2006) | "
It's as if Hoodwinked was put together in some back alley with a Commodore 64." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jan 12, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 31%
| The Libertine (2005) | "
The Libertine could be one of the most atrocious films you will ever see in your entire life." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Mar 9, 2006 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 5%
| Yours, Mine, & Ours (2005) | "
Yours, Mine, and Ours is so bad you might not legally be allowed to call it a movie.
" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Nov 22, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Fresh 75%
| Nine Lives (2005) | "
This movie is so bad, two lives into Nine Lives, I started counting how many lives I had to watch until I could leave." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Nov 3, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 19%
| Domino (2005) | "
Domino is a horrid piece of junk." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Oct 13, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 11%
| The Man (2005) | "
this movie was so bad, I woke up the next morning with a horrible cold ... The germs must have jumped into my body as I sat mouth agape at how dreadful this movie is.
" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Sep 9, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 13%
| The Cave (2005) | "
Director Bruce Hunt shouldn’t be allowed to film a birthday party, let alone a major motion picture." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Aug 25, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 37%
| The Brothers Grimm (2005) | "
If you are a long lost relative of the Grimm family, I encourage you to sue because Terry Gilliam has left a stain on your family’s name that can’t be erased with OxyClean." — WaffleMovies.com Posted Aug 25, 2005 |
Rotten 0/4
| Rotten 46%
| Dark Water (2005) | "
Sadly, you can't be sued for plagiarizing yourself" — WaffleMovies.com Posted Jul 7, 2005 |
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