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Critics / Steve Simels
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    STEVE SIMELS

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 65% of the time.

    Publications: Boxoffice Magazine, Entertainment Weekly, TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Total Reviews: 107

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    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    88%

    The Boys: The Sherman Brothers' Story (2009)

    " Film buffs and cineastes will find the doc's inside-show biz stories a real treat." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted May 29, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    79%

    Milton Glaser: To Inform & Delight (2009)

    " Even casual filmgoers should be intrigued, while film buffs and cineastes will find the doc's inside-show biz stories a real treat." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted May 22, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    86%

    Scott Walker: 30 Century Man (2008)

    " Director Stephen Kijak's profile of reclusive pop icon Scott Walker is one of the most remarkable music documentaries in ages." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted Mar 5, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Fresh
    68%

    Cadillac Records (2008)

    " The problem with the film, mostly, is that it's overstuffed with historical incidents that don't really cohere into a convincing story beyond the usual rise-fall-rebirth stuff." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted Dec 5, 2008

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    50%

    Whaledreamers (2008)

    " Scattershot, often beautiful to look at and just as often earnest to the point of self-parody." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted Sep 26, 2008

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    33%

    Forever Strong (2008)

    " Gives the word "forgettable" a bad name." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted Sep 26, 2008

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Fresh
    69%

    Fraulein (2008)

    " Easier to admire than actually enjoy." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted Sep 19, 2008

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Fresh
    67%

    Greetings from the Shore (2008)

    " Reasonably affecting despite uneven performances and a certain overfondness for familiar stock characters." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted Sep 15, 2008

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Fresh
    97%

    The Pool (2008)

    " Chris Smith's low-key coming-of-age film/slice of contemporary Indian life takes forever to get where it's going, which turns out to be pretty much nowhere." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted Sep 3, 2008

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    39%

    The Rocker (2008)

    " The real problem, of course, is that Fish isn't all that interesting a protagonist." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted Aug 19, 2008

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    65%

    Patti Smith - Dream of Life (2008)

    " Insufferable, endearing, pretentiously arty, bracingly direct, humorless, hilarious, oddly distant and strangely touching, but always compulsively watchable -- in other words, a fabulous contradictory mess, much like Smith herself." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted Aug 8, 2008

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    43%

    What We Do Is Secret (2008)

    " A low-budget but stylish recreation of the brief life and times of a pioneering LA punk band, What We Do Is Secret is fast and funny enough to make you overlook the fact that you've seen variants of this story before." — Boxoffice Magazine

    Posted Aug 8, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    90%

    Othello - The Lost Masterpiece (1952)

    " Low-budget but visually stunning." — Entertainment Weekly

    Posted Jun 18, 2008

    Rotten
    2/4

    Rotten
    14%

    Dudley Do-Right (1999)

    " Why in the wide, wide, world of sports would anybody make a big-budget feature film from a decades-old, animated cartoon parody of Nelson Eddy/Jeanette MacDonald movies?" — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted May 20, 2008

    Fresh
    3/4

    Rotten
    54%

    How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

    " Parents can relax: Ron Howard's version of Dr. Seuss' tale of the Christmas-napping Grinch is a smartly stylized hoot." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Feb 5, 2008

    Fresh
    3/4

    Fresh
    75%

    Restaurant (1998)

    " Brody, who has the lean-and-hungry charisma of a skinny young De Niro, turns his potentially cliched, tortured artist character into somebody from whom you'd actually want to buy a drink." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Oct 17, 2007

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    62%

    Only the Strong Survive (2003)

    " Most of the music is as fine and fierce as you could want." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted May 9, 2003

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    30%

    Malibu's Most Wanted (2003)

    " A surprisingly likeable farce." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Apr 18, 2003

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    43%

    Anger Management (2003)

    " This Adam Sandler/ Jack Nicholson vehicle spends a long 105 minutes spinning a witless sitcom variation on The Game." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Apr 11, 2003

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    8%

    Gods and Generals (2003)

    " After about an hour ... the film undergoes a precipitous decline marked by absurdity and Victorian sentiment." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Feb 20, 2003

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    8%

    Kangaroo Jack (2003)

    " It's hard not to wonder whether most of the principal actors shouldn't start thinking seriously about switching agents." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Jan 16, 2003

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    78%

    Antwone Fisher (2002)

    " The performances are uniformly excellent, first-time director Washington keeps things moving with admirable efficiency." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Dec 20, 2002

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    40%

    Maid in Manhattan (2002)

    " If this deeply lame Cinderella story, apparently the result of an unholy tryst between Pretty Woman and Working Girl, had an original idea in its head, that idea would swiftly die of loneliness." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Dec 13, 2002

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    15%

    I Spy (2002)

    " Nothing about this movie is terribly fresh." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Nov 1, 2002

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    55%

    The Santa Clause 2 (2002)

    " A reasonably entertaining sequel to 1994's surprise family hit that may strain adult credibility." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Oct 31, 2002

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    48%

    Jackass: The Movie (2002)

    " Really dumb but occasionally really funny." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Oct 28, 2002

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Fresh
    65%

    Jonah: A VeggieTales Movie (2002)

    " Even generally sympathetic adults may eventually find their minds wandering, if only because of the characters' continual, annoying hopping; being vegetables, they have no legs, you see." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Oct 13, 2002

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    53%

    The Transporter (2002)

    " Almost everything about the film is unsettling, from the preposterous hairpiece worn by Lai's villainous father to the endless action sequences." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Oct 11, 2002

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    64%

    Moonlight Mile (2002)

    " Silberling's script is a feast of cornucopian proportions for the talented cast, and the acting is, without exception, world class." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Sep 27, 2002

    Fresh
    3/5

    Rotten
    50%

    Crazy As Hell (2002)

    " A psychological thriller that doesn't really hold up if you think about it too much, but is nonetheless highly entertaining in a low-budget, David Lynch-ian way." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Sep 26, 2002

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    41%

    The Four Feathers (2002)

    " The film's center will not hold." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Sep 19, 2002

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Fresh
    62%

    Blue Crush (2002)

    " Isn't terribly original, but it does have the refreshing virtue of showing people smacked around by tsunami-sized waves that, for a change, are mostly not computer generated." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Aug 16, 2002

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    27%

    The Country Bears (2002)

    " An unintentionally surreal kid's picture ... in which actors in bad bear suits enact a sort of inter-species parody of a VH1 Behind the Music episode." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Jul 25, 2002

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    56%

    Like Mike (2002)

    " A harmless, if ultimately inane, fantasy-comedy vehicle for youngsta-rapper Lil' Bow Wow." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Jul 3, 2002

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    9%

    Juwanna Mann (2002)

    " On its own staggeringly unoriginal terms, this gender-bending comedy is generally quite funny." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Jun 20, 2002

    Rotten
    2/5

    Fresh
    76%

    Undercover Brother (2002)

    " An amiable if inconsistent send-up of and tribute to blaxploitation flicks of the early 1970s." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted May 30, 2002

    Rotten
    1/5

    Fresh
    69%

    Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002)

    " Think The Lion King redone for horses, with fewer deliberate laughs, more inadvertent ones and stunningly trite songs by Bryan Adams, the world's most generic rock star." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted May 23, 2002

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    27%

    Life or Something Like It (2002)

    " An uneasy mix of four-hankie tearjerker and surreal romantic comedy." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Apr 25, 2002

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    25%

    The Sweetest Thing (2002)

    " It's hard to overstate just how awful this movie is, despite the efforts of the appealing cast." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Apr 12, 2002

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    19%

    National Lampoon's Van Wilder (2002)

    " While not for every taste, this often very funny collegiate gross-out comedy goes a long way toward restoring the luster of the National Lampoon film franchise, too long reduced to direct-to-video irrelevancy." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Apr 5, 2002

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    30%

    Very Annie Mary (2001)

    " The cast is uniformly excellent ... but the film itself is merely mildly charming." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Mar 21, 2002

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    38%

    40 Days and 40 Nights (2002)

    " A smart and witty romantic farce that mixes sweet and sexy with surprising aplomb." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Mar 1, 2002

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    35%

    Super Troopers (2002)

    " A surprisingly funny and much-smarter -than-it- needs-to-be, Animal House-style ensemble comedy." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Feb 15, 2002

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    27%

    A Walk to Remember (2002)

    " Needless to say, the dramatics that follow are utter hooey." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Jan 25, 2002

    Fresh

    Fresh
    70%

    Waydowntown (2002)

    " Quirky, original, and often very funny." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Jan 24, 2002

    Rotten

    Fresh
    88%

    Italian for Beginners (2002)

    " If this is the Danish idea of a good time, prospective tourists might want to consider a different destination -- some jolly country embroiled in a bloody civil war, perhaps." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Jan 17, 2002

    Rotten

    Rotten
    19%

    Joe Somebody (2001)

    " Let's face it: 'To thine own self be true' is not exactly late breaking news." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Dec 20, 2001

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    27%

    How High (2001)

    " A hip-hop Cheech and Chong picture crossed with Animal House that's about as cheerfully vulgar as you might expect." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Dec 20, 2001

    Fresh
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    56%

    Sidewalks of New York (2001)

    " A charming, low-key ensemble comedy that recalls the films of both John Cassavetes and Woody Allen." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Nov 20, 2001

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    13%

    Black Knight (2001)

    " Often painfully unfunny fish-out-of-water saga." — TV Guide's Movie Guide

    Posted Nov 20, 2001
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