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Critics / Jason McKiernan
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    JASON MCKIERNAN

    ""This job would be great if it weren't for the f___ing customers."
    --Randal (Jeff Anderson) to Dante (Brian O' Halloran), referring to their jobs as clerks in (you guessed it) "Clerks". | Jason McKiernan"

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 76% of the time.

    Biography: Ever since I can remember, I’ve loved film. From the time I was about 3, I’ve come up with tons of ideas for movies, and have kept them all my life (there are countless notebooks in my house filled with my stories and ideas!). I’ve been an avid filmgoer for years, and have always been the first person my friends and family members go to when they’re looking for movie information. Only in the past few years, however, have I gotten really serious about movies and film criticism. I started reviewing every movie I saw about 3 years ago, and my website celebrated its 1 year anniversary this past January. Also in the past year, I’ve written 3 movies myself—“Power Surge”, a comedy about a man whose brain is experiencing a ‘power surge’, “Another Planet”, a comedy that lampoons all soap operas, and “The Prototype”, a suspense thriller about two brothers who get lost in the woods after a GPS prototype malfunctions. I am currently finishing writing a boxing comedy entitled “Everlast”, and a drama called “Pandora”, about the internal emotions that can trigger tragic actions (If any producers or directors are visiting the site, feel free to send me an e-mail!). Tennis is my other passion. I play as often as I can. Other than film criticism, playing tennis is thing I love doing most. My inspirations for being a film critic have always been the two most famous of all critics—Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert. Their love of film always amazed me, and over the years, I have developed quite a passion for it myself. When Siskel died a year ago, I was definitely grief-stricken. After watching him and reading his reviews every week, it was like losing a friend. I am the probably the world’s #1 Roger Ebert fan, visiting his website more than once a day and never missing an episode of “Roger Ebert & The Movies”. My biggest goal—other than writing, directing, and starring in a major motion picture and/or winning the French Open—is to be a guest host on the show. Right now, I am going keep playing tennis and watching movies. There just may be time to do a few other things as well. I hope to go to some film festivals over the next few years, and will continue to keep running my site, adding new sections as I think of them.
    Favorites: All-Time Favorite Movie: Eric Von Stroheim's 1925 silent film "Greed". Others, in no particular order: "The Truman Show" "Rocky" "The Godfather" "The Parent Trap" (original version) The New Jersey Trilogy ("Clerks", "Mallrats", and "Chasing Amy") More recent favorites: "Boiler Room" "Erin Brockovich" "The Big Kahuna" "High Fidelity" "Keeping the Faith"

    Publications: Filmcritic.com

    Total Reviews: 44

    Location: Dayton,Ohio

    LISTING OF ALL REVIEWS & ARTICLES

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    Rating T-Meter Title | Year Add Date (default)

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    71%

    Clash of the Titans (1981)

    " let your mind go, forgive the wear and tear of time and enjoy the adventure"

    Posted Dec 4, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    27%

    Serious Moonlight (2009)

    " Ick."

    Posted Dec 3, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    N/A

    The Maiden Heist (2009)

    " Clearly, the filmmakers sacrificed internal logic in order to deliver a direct-to-video farce that clocks in at 90 minutes on the button."

    Posted Dec 1, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Fresh
    70%

    My One and Only (2009)

    " feels like a black-and-white rerun on late-night TV."

    Posted Nov 17, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    59%

    Expired (2008)

    " one of the most inept, poorly-mounted productions of the decade"

    Posted Nov 12, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Fresh
    65%

    The Merry Gentleman (2009)

    Click here to read article

    Posted Nov 12, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    16%

    Spread (2009)

    " one of those ridiculously shallow movies that finds it smugly cute to depict a worthless, pretty-faced prick taking advantage of women and treating it as a science"

    Posted Nov 10, 2009

    Fresh
    4.5/5

    Fresh
    80%

    Michael Jackson's This Is It (2009)

    " a film experience that revels in the mythic figure that was Michael Jackson"

    Posted Oct 28, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    90%

    Fame (1980)

    " Nearly thirty years after its debut, Alan Parker's Fame remains, in its way, even fresher than its glossy 2009 remake"

    Posted Oct 26, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    11%

    The Stepfather (2009)

    " a shameless exercise in promoting the lowest common denominator"

    Posted Oct 24, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    56%

    Assassination of a High School President (2008)

    " The entire film wants to be a carbon copy of Rushmore, with the addition of dark slickness and the omission of general quality."

    Posted Oct 1, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    82%

    Whip It (2009)

    " a welcome blast of grade-A Girl Power."

    Posted Oct 1, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    18%

    Love Happens (2009)

    " the worst romantic comedy of the year"

    Posted Sep 18, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    23%

    Sorority Row (2009)

    " disastrous"

    Posted Sep 11, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    49%

    Taking Woodstock (2009)

    " a limp attempt to stage a story around the most historic concert ever and then treat the concert as a background echo to the predictable melodrama on center stage."

    Posted Aug 28, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    N/A

    The Code (2009)

    " sloppy, lazy, and unable to keep up with its own con."

    Posted Aug 20, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    59%

    Paris 36 (2008)

    " big, overwrought melodrama that celebrates the joy of big, overwrought melodramas"

    Posted Aug 11, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    21%

    Passengers (2008)

    " spends too much time concealing its secret to fully realize its potential as a human drama."

    Posted Aug 3, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    N/A

    Labor Pains (2009)

    " if Lindsay thought this movie was ever going to hit theater screens, the joke was on her."

    Posted Aug 3, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    29%

    Aliens in the Attic (2009)

    " a rather an insipid bit of lazy filmmaking"

    Posted Aug 2, 2009

    Fresh
    2/5

    Rotten
    55%

    Orphan (2009)

    " uncomfortable and wrong"

    Posted Jul 26, 2009

    Fresh
    5/5

    N/A

    Mad Men - Season 2 (2008)

    " a brilliantly patient chess player of a program that is always thinking 12 moves ahead."

    Posted Jul 21, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    40%

    Streets of Blood ()

    " a direct-to-video Festival of the Absurd so over-the-top, so incompetently made, so lacking in decent taste and common sense that the only thing missing to keep it from late-night Skinemax is a couple of sleazy softcore sex scenes"

    Posted Jul 6, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    N/A

    Table for Three (2008)

    " Not a good movie, not a disaster, but merely a middle-of-the-road bore"

    Posted Jun 26, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    41%

    Indecent Proposal (1993)

    " Adrian Lyne directs this film as Zalman King might direct an episode of One Life to Live"

    Posted Jun 9, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    50%

    Spring Breakdown (2008)

    " a shapeless disaster"

    Posted Jun 2, 2009

    Fresh
    5/5

    N/A

    Arrested Development - Season 2 (2004)

    " the most successfully unique comedy series of its time"

    Posted May 30, 2009

    Fresh
    5/5

    N/A

    Arrested Development - Season 1 (2003)

    " off-the-wall genius"

    Posted May 27, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Rotten
    50%

    Taking Chance (2009)

    " This is a film about respect and dignity, both in death and in life. And we hope that we may be treated with the same level of careful attention."

    Posted May 26, 2009

    Fresh
    5/5

    Fresh
    91%

    True Romance (1993)

    " insanely transcendent"

    Posted May 20, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    73%

    Class Action (1990)

    " less a battle of people and corporations than a battle between a fiery daughter and smug father"

    Posted May 19, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    N/A

    Deflating the Elephant: The Framed Messages Behind Conservative Dialogue (2008)

    " Like any film performer, Lakoff needs direction, and Vidali clearly is not in the position to give anyone direction"

    Posted May 18, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    25%

    Powder Blue (2009)

    " an embarrassing display of directorial exploitation and a waste of acting goodwill."

    Posted May 12, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    24%

    Incendiary (2008)

    " a well-made film featuring good actors and which tells an intimate story, but which tries to do too much and collapses under the weight of its own aspirations"

    Posted May 1, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    88%

    Roxanne (1987)

    " another in a long line of Cyrano De Bergerac adaptations but easily one of the very best"

    Posted Apr 29, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    19%

    Obsessed (2009)

    " a grandly sensational, relentlessly exploitative B-movie revival of the highest order"

    Posted Apr 25, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    58%

    Irreconcilable Differences (1984)

    " We like these people even as they sink further and further into a black hole, and we root for their sensible, level-headed, uncommonly mature daughter to set them straight."

    Posted Apr 23, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    38%

    Smother (2008)

    " doomed from conception"

    Posted Apr 21, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Fresh
    68%

    The Cake Eaters (2009)

    " formulaic tripe, catharsis-by-the-numbers."

    Posted Apr 17, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    N/A

    Into the Blue 2: The Reef (2009)

    " any self-respecting individual who walks into a video store, looks at this title, and decides to rent it deserves to lose their four bucks."

    Posted Apr 15, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    81%

    Baby Boom (1987)

    " Keaton is fabulous in roles like this, where she plays the nervous, infectiously-spastic independent woman who has needs, particularly when they are written with equal parts gushy sweetness and savage wit by Nancy Meyers"

    Posted Apr 14, 2009

    Fresh
    5/5

    Fresh
    91%

    Thelma & Louise (1991)

    " one of the best buddies-on-the-run movies ever made."

    Posted Apr 8, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    35%

    Not Easily Broken (2009)

    " a Tyler Perry movie without the Tyler Perry"

    Posted Apr 7, 2009

    Rotten
    1/5

    N/A

    Baseline Killer (2008)

    " So bad that it's not even a movie."

    Posted Apr 3, 2009
     
     
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