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Critics / Thomas Michael Goff
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    THOMAS MICHAEL GOFF

    ""Gimme some sugar, baby." -- Bruce Campbell as Ash in "Army of Darkness."

    "Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?" -- Jack Nicholson as The Joker in "Batman."

    "... I played this stinking city like a harp from hell." -- Danny DeVito as The Penguin in "Batman Returns."

    "... I have seen one or two things in my life, but never, never anything like this." -- Todd Field as Nick Nightingale in "Eyes Wide Shut."

    "I want to have your abortion." -- Helena Bonham Carter as Marla Singer in a scene that was removed from the theatrical release of "Fight Club."

    "It's amazing what you can do when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror anymore." -- Kevin Bacon as the invisible Sebastian Caine in "Hollow Man."

    "Unpopular speech is absolutely vital to the health of our nation." -- Edward Norton as Alan Isaacman in "The People vs. Larry Flynt."

    "You rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles." -- Billy Crystal as Miracle Max in "The Princess Bride."

    "You aren't really anybody in America if you're not on TV." -- Nicole Kidman as Suzanne Stone Maretto in "To Die For.""

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 73% of the time.

    Biography: My philosophy toward film criticism is that movie category is irrelevant to quality.  Good, mediocre, and poor dramas, comedies, and action flicks all exist.  When properly produced, an action or science-fiction film can be equal in quality to the best dramas.  For an example, check out Steven Spielberg's action masterpiece "Raiders of the Lost Ark."  I judge films based on technical quality and emotional and intellectual power. Also, I am a vocal opponent of censorship, especially in regard to the Motion Picture Association of America.  As my stature in this business grows, I hope to enlighten the public as to the true nature of the "ratings board." Aside from film reviews, I have written multiple drafts of two original screenplays.  My first script is a science-fiction action flick, the second is a character-driven thriller.  The scripts remain untested and unsold, as I refuse to unleash them on the industry until they meet my own high standards. Although I have numerous film projects in mind, I enjoy many forms of written expression.  In the future, I will venture into other mediums, such as novels and comic books.
    Favorites: Batman (1989), Blade Runner, Bram Stoker's Dracula, Brazil, Captain Blood, Citizen Kane, Conan the Barbarian, Dances With Wolves, Dark City, Die Hard, The Empire Strikes Back, Eyes Wide Shut, Fight Club, Fright Night, Grosse Pointe Blank, JFK, King Kong (1933), Mary Shelley's Frankenstein, The Princess Bride, Quills, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Schindler's List, Superman, Terminator 2: Judgment Day, Titanic, To Die For, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Unbreakable, Waterworld, etc.

    Publications: Daily-Reviews

    Total Reviews: 26

    Location: Michigan

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    Fresh
    77%

    Moulin Rouge (2001)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

    Fresh
    5/5

    Fresh
    80%

    Requiem for a Dream (2000)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

    Fresh
    5/5

    Rotten
    57%

    Birthday Girl (2002)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

    Fresh
    4.5/5

    Fresh
    88%

    Almost Famous (2000)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

    Fresh
    5/5

    Fresh
    84%

    The Others (2001)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

    Fresh
    4.5/5

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    70%

    William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet (1996)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

    Fresh
    5/5

    Fresh
    95%

    With a Friend Like Harry (2001)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

    Fresh
    4/5

    Rotten
    51%

    Bully (2001)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    94%

    Strictly Ballroom (1992)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

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    4.5/5

    Fresh
    84%

    Open Your Eyes (1997)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

    Fresh
    4.5/5

    Rotten
    34%

    The Center of the World (2001)

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    Posted Nov 23, 2002

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    71%

    The Ring (2002)

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    Posted Oct 23, 2002

    Fresh
    5/5

    Fresh
    97%

    Read My Lips (2002)

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    Posted Sep 2, 2002

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    4.5/5

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    84%

    Open Your Eyes (1997)

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    Posted May 21, 2002

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    5/5

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    84%

    The Others (2001)

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    Posted May 9, 2002

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    4.5/5

    Fresh
    70%

    William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet (1996)

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    Posted Apr 23, 2002

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    94%

    Strictly Ballroom (1992)

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    Posted Apr 23, 2002

    Fresh
    4.5/5

    Rotten
    58%

    Blade 2 (2002)

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    Posted Apr 4, 2002

    Fresh
    4/5

    Rotten
    51%

    Bully (2001)

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    Posted Mar 9, 2002

    Fresh
    5/5

    Rotten
    57%

    Birthday Girl (2002)

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    Posted Feb 7, 2002

    Fresh
    5/5

    Fresh
    95%

    With a Friend Like Harry (2001)

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    Posted Jan 11, 2002

    Fresh
    5/5

    Fresh
    77%

    Moulin Rouge (2001)

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    Posted Oct 25, 2001

    Fresh
    5/5

    Rotten
    34%

    The Center of the World (2001)

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    Posted Oct 25, 2001

    Fresh
    4.5/5

    Fresh
    88%

    Almost Famous (2000)

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    Posted Feb 7, 2001

    Fresh
    10/10

    Fresh
    80%

    Requiem for a Dream (2000)

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    Posted Jan 1, 2000

    Fresh
    10/10

    Fresh
    68%

    Unbreakable (2000)

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    Posted Jan 1, 2000
     
     
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