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JOHN A. NESBIT

Agrees with the Tomatometer 86% of the time.

Biography: Former teacher on the Navajo reservation who developed a film appreciation course, now seeks happiness in an urban desert setting frequenting Diamondbacks games, the 2 movie arthouses in the area, and travelling whenever possible. Nesbit has written a number of reviews at ToxicUniverse.com and has established his own site at Old School Reviews.
Favorites: Casablanca, Fellini's 8 1/2, Do the Right Thing, Notorious, The 400 Blows, Ikiru

Publications: Old School Reviews, outrate.net, ToxicUniverse.com

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 834
Total QuickRatings: 118

Location: Phoenix, Arizona

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0/5

Rotten
10%

Tarzan, the Ape Man (1981)

" If you want to see Bo at the peak of her acting powers, check out Tommy Boy instead, where she plays a plastic stereotype." — ToxicUniverse.com

Posted Sep 29, 2002

Rotten
F

N/A

Charro (1969)

" this American spaghetti western leaves out the sauce" — Old School Reviews

Posted Aug 15, 2003

Rotten
D-

Rotten
42%

The Village (2004)

" Shyamalan extends a decent 30 minute Twilight Zone episode into a two hour endurance test" — Old School Reviews

Posted Aug 4, 2004

Rotten
0.5/5

Fresh
84%

Morvern Callar (2002)

" turns a potentially interesting idea into an excruciating film school experience that plays better only for the film's publicists or for people who take as many drugs as the film's characters" — ToxicUniverse.com

Posted Dec 31, 2002

Rotten
0.5/5

Rotten
23%

Baise Moi (2001)

" the bloody film rapes ... us raw, but the uninitiated may last through the 70 minutes before realizing it." — ToxicUniverse.com

Posted May 3, 2002

Rotten
D

Rotten
40%

The Night Listener (2006)

" better suited for a 25-minute Twilight Zone episode (one of the forgettable ones)" — Old School Reviews

Posted Aug 9, 2006

Rotten
D

Rotten
32%

Imagine Me & You (2006)

" cinematic mush" — Old School Reviews

Posted Feb 2, 2006

Rotten
D

Rotten
27%

Elizabethtown (2005)

" Dunst and Bloom were far more believable in their widely watched comic book and fantasy films" — Old School Reviews

Posted Oct 11, 2005

Rotten
D

Rotten
45%

The Exorcism of Emily Rose (2005)

" Horror Film Screen Writing for Dummies, anyone?" — Old School Reviews

Posted Sep 4, 2005

Rotten
D

Rotten
21%

Eternal (2005)

" the photography only creates a sense of suspense that something worth seeing may eventually appear" — Old School Reviews

Posted Sep 2, 2005

Rotten
D

Rotten
41%

The Human Stain (2003)

" non-visionary filmmaking with one of the most insipid screenplays of the year" — Old School Reviews

Posted Oct 23, 2003

Rotten
D

Fresh
73%

Ali Zaoua (2000)

" Like a treadmill, Ali Zaoua plays out like a film exercise that goes nowhere" — Old School Reviews

Posted Mar 13, 2003

Rotten
D

Rotten
42%

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000)

" like Natasha tells Boris: 'Face it. We suck.'" — Old School Reviews

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
D

Rotten
48%

The Lost World: Jurassic Park (1997)

" Thanks to Steven Spielberg, I now have an ideal sleeping aid." — Old School Reviews

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
D

Fresh
63%

Brother Sun, Sister Moon (1973)

" beautiful and nicely framed photography from northern Italy...not enough to overcome an inane script, inept acting, and Donovan's syrupy music" — Old School Reviews

Posted Feb 6, 2003

Rotten
D

Rotten
38%

Battle for the Planet of the Apes (1973)

" With the budgets decreasing, creative ideas waning, and costumes and makeup getting more worn-out, it’s a good thing that this is the final sequel." — Old School Reviews

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
D

Rotten
41%

Beneath the Planet of the Apes (1970)

" I had forgotten how dreadful Beneath the Planet of the Apes was." — Old School Reviews

Posted Jan 1, 2000

Rotten
D

Fresh
64%

Alice's Restaurant (1969)

" The movie hasn’t improved any over the years, but fortunately this version has Arlo Guthrie supplying commentary, making the DVD worth some historical value for '60s junkies." — Old School Reviews

Posted Apr 17, 2001

Rotten
D

N/A

The Bible...In the Beginning (1966)

" strictly formulaic Biblical work with an all-star cast that ranks as the most embarrassing directing work that John Huston ever undertook" — Old School Reviews

Posted Mar 31, 2004

Rotten
D

Rotten
40%

Cleopatra (1963)

" amazing that 20th Century Fox survived this train wreck long enough to produce Star Wars some 14 years later" — Old School Reviews

Posted Apr 26, 2001

Rotten
D

Rotten
0%

Alexander the Great (1956)

" would work better as a stage play for high school theatrical productions" — Old School Reviews

Posted Nov 20, 2004

Rotten
D

Rotten
32%

Glen or Glenda? (1953)

" as insanely bad as this movie is, it retains perverse pleasures that serve it well as a cult icon" — Old School Reviews

Posted Mar 9, 2007

Rotten
D

N/A

Farewell Israel - Bush, Iran, and The Revolt of Islam ()

" a classic 'Death by PowerPoint' phenomenon common to businessmen, who discover the interface for the first time and go overboard" — Old School Reviews

Posted Dec 2, 2007

Rotten
1/5

N/A

Killer Condom: The Rubber That Runs You Out (1998)

" It’s too bad that Killer Condom takes itself so seriously." — ToxicUniverse.com

Posted Jan 27, 2002

Rotten
1/5

N/A

White Badge (1994)

" It’s a shame that the only cinematic Korean face to the Vietnam War thus far comes through such a clumsy effort" — ToxicUniverse.com

Posted Sep 1, 2002
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