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SCOTT WEINBERG

""One dollar and NINE CENTS!"

"Not unless round's funny."

"My grandfather's work...was...doo-doo!""

Agrees with the Tomatometer 75% of the time.

Biography: http://www.livejournal.com/users/sweinberg // Born and raised in Philadelphia, I got bit by the movie bug at a very early age. After my father brought home a massive Betamax, I began hanging out at the local Video Village (anyone remember those?) and they put me to work. For a few hours of work after school, I got all the free rentals I could handle. (If I told you how many movies I watched between the ages of 13-20, you wouldn't believe it...and yes, I did have a social life!) From West Coast Video to General Cinemas to Tower Video... if it dealt with movies, I worked there. After studying journalism and film at Temple University, I found myself quite unemployed. The Internet afforded me the option to pursue my goal of becoming a film critic, and it's a wonderful life indeed. Hopefully impressive-sounding resumé-type bio-blurb: Scott Weinberg is the author of over 1,900 movie reviews and is currently a member of the Online Film Critics Society, an organization that represents over 190 of the world's finest online film critics. Scott is the Managing Editor of eFilmCritic.com / HollywoodBitchslap.com, where he focuses on new theatrical releases, classics on DVD, cult films both obscure and atrocious, and extensive coverage of the Sundance, South By Southwest, Toronto, and Philadelphia film festivals. His reviews can also be found on websites such as Cinematical, DVD Talk, JoBlo's Movie Emporium (DVD Clinic), Horror.com, Daily-Reviews.com, The Apollo Movie Guide, Monsters at Play, MrSkin.com, and Netflix, while his opinionated movie rants can regularly be heard on WGN radio in Chicago and WMET radio in Washington D.C. Scott also writes features (and the daily Newsday Reports) for Rotten Tomatoes ... plus he just started doing a DVD column for Femme Fatales Magazine, which is pretty darn cool for a geek like him.

Favorites: (In no particular order):Fight Club, The Blues Brothers, Young Frankenstein, Dark City, Se7en, Airplane!, The Princess Bride, Miller's Crossing, The Lord of the Rings, Moulin Rouge, Alien

Publications: Apollo Guide, Cinematical, Daily-Reviews, DVD Clinic, DVDTalk.com, eFilmCritic.com, FEARnet, Hollywood Bitchslap, Horror Squad, Horror.com, Monsters At Play, Movie Insider, Rotten Tomatoes

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 5494
Total QuickRatings: 2139

Location: Philadelphia, as seen in several wonderful movies

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Rotten 0.5/5	Rotten 2%	Meet the Spartans (2008)	" *Clocking in around 69 minutes total, Meet the Spartans* is not a movie. All involved should feel slightly ashamed.*" — Cinematical* Posted Jan 28, 2008
Rotten 0.5/5	N/A	The Simple Life 4: 'Til Death Do Us Part (2006)	" The fact that small girls line up to meet these soulless shrews makes me weep for the future. Seriously." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jan 6, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 21%	Halloween II (2009)	" There's not a pained expression, a confused sneer or a filthy grimace that Zombie won't linger on for 10 seconds longer than he needs to." — FEARnet Posted Aug 28, 2009
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 24%	Adventures of Power (2009)	" A pretty agonizing affair." — Cinematical Posted Jan 28, 2008
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 9%	Prom Night (2008)	" *Amazingly bad. To call Prom Night* a horror movie is to call chewing gum a cheeseburger.*" — Cinematical* Posted Apr 11, 2008
Rotten 1/5	N/A	In the Spider's Web (2007)	" We're treated to some of the most hilariously sloppy CGI work you've ever seen, followed by (get this) rubber spiders dangling from strings! And not just a few of 'em. They're everywhere!" — FEARnet Posted Nov 29, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 13%	Mr. Woodcock (2007)	" Even the lamest comedies out there manage to wring one or two chuckles from yours truly, but this ugly, obnoxious flick couldn't even manage half a smirk." — Cinematical Posted Sep 15, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 26%	Halloween (2007)	" *Pick the lamest Halloween* sequel out there and you've just found a better movie than this one. At this point I'd rather see three new Uwe Boll flicks than anything Rob Zombie has to offer.*" — FEARnet* Posted Aug 31, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 7%	Bratz: The Movie (2007)	" Just when you think the agony has subsided and the kids have to go home for supper, a freakin' music video breaks out." — Cinematical Posted Aug 6, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 8%	I Know Who Killed Me (2007)	" *The most ridiculous film of its sort since the arrival of the equally ridiculous Boxing Helena. (Yeah, it's that kind of bad.)" — FEARnet* Posted Jul 29, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 2%	Delta Farce (2007)	" A salad bar of misogyny, homophobia and hatred for all things that aren't A) American, B) male, and C) stupid." — Cinematical Posted May 13, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 2%	Kickin' It Old Skool (2007)	" Each lame-duck gag hits the screen with an audible thud before the director decides to point his camera at something even less amusing." — Cinematical Posted Apr 29, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 9%	Norbit (2007)	" *A few more movies like Norbit* and Eddie Murphy won't have a fanbase to kick around anymore.*" — eFilmCritic.com* Posted Feb 9, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 6%	Deck the Halls (2006)	" When Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito team up for a comedy that can't even deliver one well-oiled joke, that's a big problem." — DVDTalk.com Posted Oct 7, 2007
Rotten 1/5	N/A	The Eden Formula (2006)	" If you're looking for a movie so bad it could teach small children what bad filmmaking is all about, here's the first thing you should pull off the shelf." — DVDTalk.com Posted Apr 3, 2007
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 4%	Material Girls (2006)	" *Frankly movies like Material Girls* sicken me; they're base and soulless and entirely unworthy of the celluloid they were filmed upon.*" — DVDTalk.com* Posted Dec 10, 2006
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Evil Behind You (2006)	" The thing starts out fun-bad, kind of like a novelty, but then gradually turns into a certifiable chore of biblical proportions." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 25, 2006
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Scorpius Gigantus (2006)	" Why you'd choose to watch the 4,224th lame-* version of Alien over the real deal is simply beyond me.*" — DVDTalk.com* Posted Jul 21, 2006
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Puff, Puff, Pass (2006)	" It's just painful from stem to stern, and even the glassiest-eyeballed stoners will be hard pressed to sit through the whole interminable thing." — DVDTalk.com Posted May 7, 2006
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 6%	Big Momma's House 2 (2006)	" *Guys who direct snuff flicks in the slums of Khazakstan probably look at Big Momma's House 2* and think "Hey, I'm not such a terrible filmmaker after all!"*" — DVDTalk.com* Posted Apr 30, 2006
Rotten 1/5	N/A	The Scorned (2006)	" The Scorned is precisely what a movie that was slapped together by a bunch of Reality Show Stars should be: laughable." — DVDTalk.com Posted Apr 3, 2006
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 16%	Grandma's Boy (2006)	" I won't even bore you with the horrendous way this project was shot, cut, or scrawled with crayon onto a roll of toilet paper. This thing makes the Police Academy movies look like the collected works of Billy Wilder." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jan 8, 2006
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Rampage: The Hillside Strangler Murders (2005)	" Bad horror movies are one thing, but bad horror movies that exploit real-life murders to make a few bucks... Ugh, that's just creepy." — DVDTalk.com Posted Feb 7, 2006
Rotten 1/5	Fresh 67%	Cloud 9 (2005)	" A volleyball "comedy" that has just as many laughs as a gall bladder operation." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jan 10, 2006
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 8%	Undiscovered (2005)	" *This thing makes Glitter* look like gold.*" — DVDTalk.com* Posted Dec 21, 2005
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Bob the Butler (2005)	" That assertion that it's made for kids and therefore due for a "break" makes no freaking sense to me. Children deserve better than this garbage." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 26, 2005
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Death to the Supermodels (2005)	" One of the stupidest, sloppiest, skankiest, and most amazingly unfunny comedies I've ever seen." — DVDTalk.com Posted Nov 20, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 10%	Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005)	" *Movies this bad should never be made -- and if they are, they should never be released. Except perhaps as some sort of Clockwork Orange-style prison experiment." — eFilmCritic.com* Posted Aug 12, 2005
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Miss Cast Away (2005)	" It's fish in a barrel. Just trust me when I warn you never to rent, buy, or even discuss this mindless cinematic abomination." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 5, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 13%	Stealth (2005)	" This movie hated me from the opening scene; two hours later, the feeling was more than mutual." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 28, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 55%	The Devil's Rejects (2005)	" Robert Cummings (OK, trick or treaters, sorry; it's ROB ZOMBIE) has officially become the Jerry Springer of the horror movie set." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 22, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 21%	The Pacifier (2005)	" *Frankly, to call The Pacifier* a "cookie cutter" movie is an insult to the folks who actually make cookie cutters.*" — DVD Clinic* Posted Jul 9, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 14%	Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)	" Nothing more than warmed-up leftovers, a boring and malformed vehicle for an (admittedly very likable) actress who simply can't find anything better to do in Hollywood." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Mar 31, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 7%	Son of the Mask (2005)	" Soaked through with garish FX gags and obvious looks at the "funnier" side of bowel movements, streaming urine, and bitten crotches. (But by all means, bring the tots.)" — eFilmCritic.com Posted Feb 17, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 13%	Boogeyman (2005)	" *Bereft of even the slightest hint of style, creativity or originality, Boogeyman* is endlessly boring, blatantly nonsensical and, frankly, absolutely worthless.*" — eFilmCritic.com* Posted Feb 4, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 1%	Alone in the Dark (2005)	" Somewhere, Ed Wood is resting pretty comfortably right now." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Feb 1, 2005
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Karate Dog (2004)	" Helen Keller could have made a better movie using only a Polaroid camera and some paper dolls." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 28, 2006
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Mr. Jingles (2004)	" Barely even a "home movie" sort of movie." — DVDTalk.com Posted Aug 9, 2006
Rotten 1/5	N/A	The Zodiac Killer (2004)	" This one could have skipped direct-to-video and gone direct-to-landfill." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 15, 2005
Rotten 1/5	N/A	The Sisterhood (2004)	" If anyone can tell me who this movie was made for, aside from DVD critics with no life and immediate relations of the cast members, I'd love to know who it might be." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jul 15, 2005
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Studio 666 (2004)	" Just because you own a video camera and grew up in love with Michael Meyers and Leatherface, that doesn't mean you should make movies." — DVDTalk.com Posted Jun 11, 2005
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Galaxy Hunter (2004)	" ,,,bashes right through "unknowingly hilarious" and speeds right down the highway of slack-jawed awfulness. Truly amusing stuff." — DVDTalk.com Posted May 9, 2005
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 0%	National Lampoon's Gold Diggers (2004)	" Truly this is one of the most off-putting, unpleasant and earth-shatteringly unfunny "comedies" I've ever seen." — DVD Clinic Posted Mar 29, 2005
Rotten 1/5	N/A	Dracula 3000 (2004)	" Don't even get me started on a movie that allows Tiny Lister to deliver 75% of all spoken dialogue." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Dec 9, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 15%	Without A Paddle (2004)	" For those who think 'Deliverance' didn't have enough Poop Humor." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 19, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 10%	Catwoman (2004)	" Catwoman looks and feels like something culled together by a committee of greedy and inexperienced first-time producers. And horny 14-year-olds." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 22, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 15%	White Chicks (2004)	" *Clearly made with the intention of discovering a whole new sublevel beneath Lowest Common Denominator, White Chicks* is easily one of the worst "comedies" I've ever seen*" — eFilmCritic.com* Posted Jun 23, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 14%	Garfield the Movie (2004)	" A soulless and empty movie based on a three-panel comic strip boasting the wit and complexity of a wooden spoon." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 12, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 5%	Godsend (2004)	" Hopelessly predictable, consistently uninteresting and almost entirely worthless." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 30, 2004
Rotten 1/5	Rotten 21%	Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)	" The cast shuffles its way through an unending parade of eye-wrenching CGI displays, their collective body language asking the producers for their Part 2 paycheck already." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Mar 30, 2004

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