Rotten
| Fresh 77%
| Invictus (2009) | "
I don't like important movies anyway. Once you set out to be important, I don't buy it." — Can Magazine Posted Dec 16, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 31%
| Ninja Assassin (2009) | "
Won't be starting a new ninja craze in Hollywood." — Can Magazine Posted Nov 25, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 71%
| The Blind Side (2009) | "
I believe the real Leigh Anne Tuohy did a wonderful, selfless thing and I told her so when I interviewed her. She deserves a better movie to be made about her." — Can Magazine Posted Nov 20, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 28%
| The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009) | "
It never feels as profound as Highlander, and rest assured, Highlander is not my high watermark for metaphorical drama." — Can Magazine Posted Nov 20, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 21%
| Amelia (2009) | "
Near the end though, when they talk about coming home, that almost feels like she's saying, 'Two days to retirement.'" — Can Magazine Posted Oct 23, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 41%
| New York, I Love You (2009) | "
There is only one segment out of the entire series of shorts that I even liked... Everything else is soooo actor-y." — Can Magazine Posted Oct 17, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| The Burning Plain (2009) | "
I'll give it one thing though. This may be serious Charlize, but at least she still shows her boobies." — Can Magazine Posted Sep 18, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 9%
| Post Grad (2009) | "
I know this world of trying to find a job after college. I tried my hand at entertainment journalism, which is crazy. This movie does not represent the humor in the job search. It was laughable what's out there and what I didn't get." — Can Magazine Posted Sep 9, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 38%
| The Time Traveler's Wife (2009) | "
I think the time travel is a metaphor for relationship problems, so it explored that. I just would have rather seen a time travel movie." — Can Magazine Posted Sep 9, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 88%
| Inglourious Basterds (2009) | "
One basterd of a movie... Who wants to hear Quentin Tarantino dialogue in a foreign language, thus having to read it?" — Can Magazine Posted Sep 9, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 49%
| Taking Woodstock (2009) | "
The most expertly crafted, yet mostly uninvolving, historical music movie." — Can Magazine Posted Sep 9, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 6%
| All About Steve (2009) | "
It gets into McConaughey territory, worse than The Ugly Truth." — Can Magazine Posted Sep 9, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 58%
| 9 (2009) | "
It is really hard to connect with these things... They have arms and legs and heads, but they still feel like yarn balls fighting. WALL-E was a box, but he was a box you could have a beer with." — Can Magazine Posted Sep 9, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 14%
| The Ugly Truth (2009) | "
Exactly the kind of movie He's Just Not That Into You was warning you about." — Can Magazine Posted Jul 31, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 65%
| Adam (2009) | "
The whole movie was at his expense, the usual Hollywood feeling good about itself by portraying the struggles of such a man." — Can Magazine Posted Jul 31, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 83%
| Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince (2009) | "
They should cast Will Smith as the Half-Fresh Prince. Then I'd be interested." — Can Magazine Posted Jul 15, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 20%
| Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) | "
No longer better than sex." — Crave Online Posted Jun 24, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 36%
| Angels & Demons (2009) | "
I did not like The Da Vinci Code, but only because it was completely faithful to the book which I didn't like. As such, I never read Angels & Demons, but I can tell it's faithful too because it's exactly the same thing." — Can Magazine Posted May 22, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 32%
| Terminator Salvation (2009) | "
Everyone wanted to see the future, but I knew that would just be big robot fights. Cool maybe, but that's a war movie, not a character investment suspenseful action movie. So here, this is what you wanted. Happy now?" — Can Magazine Posted May 22, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 41%
| Fighting (2009) | "
It's like in all this drama, they forgot to have a scene." — Can Magazine Posted Apr 25, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 58%
| 17 Again (2009) | "
Yeah, if only he hadn't taken care of the high school girl he knocked up, everything would have worked out better for him. That's so wrong I can't believe it got through script development." — Can Magazine Posted Apr 17, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 88%
| Adventureland (2009) | "
I had really hoped we'd moved beyond the era of movies about boredom. Once people realized that mundane lives aren't actually entertaining, I thought they'd stopped making them." — Can Magazine Posted Apr 9, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 44%
| Hannah Montana The Movie (2009) | "
I don't buy Billy Ray Cyrus as Miley's dad." — Can Magazine Posted Apr 9, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 50%
| Observe and Report (2009) | "
I just think it could have gone further, which is to say I'm so desensitized to violence that beating up children and vandalizing public spaces feels too tame to me." — Can Magazine Posted Apr 9, 2009 |
Rotten
| Fresh 72%
| Monsters vs. Aliens (2009) | "
It does take a long time to explain the story for a movie that's totally summed up in its title." — Can Magazine Posted Mar 26, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 4%
| Miss March (2009) | "
The whole movie feels like these guys watched some other movie 100 times and thought they could do the same thing. So in their head, this is ... hilarious, but not to anyone else." — Can Magazine Posted Mar 13, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 43%
| Race to Witch Mountain (2009) | "
It's not just bad like some kids movies are bad because they're dumbed down. It is wow bad." — Can Magazine Posted Mar 13, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 59%
| Phoebe In Wonderland (2009) | "
Abstract portrayals of kids with OCD and Tourette's do not, it turns out, make great entertainment." — Can Magazine Posted Mar 5, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 4%
| Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (2009) | "
I suppose the real question again is: why is there a story at all?" — Can Magazine Posted Feb 27, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 23%
| Confessions of a Shopaholic (2009) | "
Why wouldn't you want to see Isla Fisher stumble on a tray of fish? Why wouldn't you want to see Isla Fisher bumble through a fan dance? Why wouldn't you want to see Isla Fisher fumble through Finnish?" — Can Magazine Posted Feb 13, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 39%
| Inkheart (2009) | "
Last Action Hero for books. By proxy, it's also kind of The Purple Rose of Cairo for books, but it's not as good as either... It would really amuse me if it ended with the family deciding, after all this trouble, let's never read again." — Can Magazine Posted Feb 6, 2009 |
Rotten
| Rotten 55%
| The Tale of Despereaux (2008) | "
So a queen dies by rat tainted soup? I guess that's what the kids are into these days." — Can Magazine Posted Dec 18, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 25%
| Nobel Son (2008) | "
You want to see how it plays out, but it's just frustrating to wade through all the "style" to get there." — Can Magazine Posted Dec 12, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 66%
| What Doesn't Kill You (2008) | "
I guess I should just be happy it didn't end up worse and hope these guys don't come hurt me for saying all this." — Can Magazine Posted Dec 12, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 51%
| Nothing Like the Holidays (2008) | "
Yeah, people really behave this way, but they shouldn't. You want to complain about violence and sex in movies influencing kids. How about making movies that teach people to find a better way, so that the next round of grownups doesn't have so many psycho" — Can Magazine Posted Dec 12, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 54%
| Australia (2008) | "
It's City Slickers. I mean, come on." — Can Magazine Posted Nov 30, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 49%
| Twilight (2008) | "
I think Edward Cullen has Asperger's syndrome... Bella should totally go for Jacob instead, but then he could do way better with any of the townies... Edward looks lame ripping trees out of the ground and jumping around the forest like Tom Cruise on Oprah" — Can Magazine Posted Nov 21, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 2%
| Epic Movie (2007) | "
Maybe these movies are popular, but it seems they just keep getting more inane with each variation on the theme." — Hollywood.com Posted Nov 20, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Fresh 91%
| Pusher 3 (2006) |
Click here to read article — Hollywood.com Posted Nov 20, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 48%
| Harsh Times (2006) |
Click here to read article — Hollywood.com Posted Nov 20, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 26%
| Copying Beethoven (2006) |
Click here to read article — Hollywood.com Posted Nov 20, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Fresh 91%
| Letters From Iwo Jima (2006) |
Click here to read article — Hollywood.com Posted Nov 20, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Fresh 83%
| Come Early Morning (2006) |
Click here to read article — Hollywood.com Posted Nov 20, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 64%
| Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa (2008) | "
They did another one, and probably better than the original, but I'm simply tolerant." — Can Magazine Posted Nov 14, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 93%
| Slumdog Millionaire (2008) | "
I get why Slumdog Millionaire is getting all the raves. It's well done and it's the kind of movie that gets people's attention. Just not mine." — Can Magazine Posted Nov 14, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 34%
| Pride and Glory (2008) | "
Loud..." — Can Magazine Posted Nov 2, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 65%
| Zack and Miri Make a Porno (2008) | "
This was bound to happen... I have so far loved every single one of [Kevin Smith's] films, especially Jersey Girl. But at some point I was going to have to give something he made a negative review."" — Can Magazine Posted Nov 2, 2008 |
Rotten
| Rotten 59%
| RocknRolla (2008) | "
Even the rock music just seems immature. It's clearly a crutch, because none of these scenes would be cool without a pounding score... This is all the kind of abrasive rock that kids like to annoy their parents." — Can Magazine Posted Oct 11, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 62%
| The Express (2008) | "
Is [the significance] for Davis to set a precedent as the first African-American Heissman Trophy winner? I mean, honestly, are they going to make a biopic about Halle Berry and Denzel Washington's Oscar wins?" — Can Magazine Posted Oct 11, 2008 |
Rotten
| Fresh 86%
| Rachel Getting Married (2008) | "
If Rachel Getting Married were a real movie, it would be one of the worst of the year. Luckily, it's not a real movie, so Snow Angels, Mad Money and Fool's Gold need not worry about the competition." — Can Magazine Posted Oct 3, 2008 |
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