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Critics / Michael W. Phillips, Jr.
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MICHAEL W. PHILLIPS, JR.

Agrees with the Tomatometer 81% of the time.

Biography: Michael W. Phillips Jr. started reviewing films at the age of 15, when he walked into the local newspaper office and asked if they wanted a film critic. The paper closed down soon thereafter. He took a break to attend college and start graduate school in History, then he restarted his career as a film critic with a geocities site in 2000. Somewhere in there he had a short-lived professional relationship with a major movie site that he'd rather not discuss. He moved to his own URL in 2004. In 2005, he was hired as a film critic for yet another small, local paper, which ceased publication shortly thereafter. He's reasonably sure he had nothing to do with this, but after closing down two newspapers, he's not positive anymore. He pays the bills by editing print ads for fast food retailers, as well as programming and running the projector at a film revival house. He's also a filmmaker.

Publications: Goatdog's Movies, Movie-Vault.com

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 963
Total QuickRatings: 59

Location: Chicago, IL

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Fresh
4.5/5

Fresh
85%

World's Greatest Dad (2009)

" A mind-blowing shot of misanthropic, black-comic genius." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Nov 6, 2009

Rotten
2.5/5

Fresh
61%

The Girlfriend Experience (2009)

" His techniques are so alienating that it's difficult to decide whether we're supposed to feel something for his pretty plastic people." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Oct 26, 2009

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
100%

Marlene (1987)

" I think we learn much more about Dietrich than we would have if she had submitted to the usual paint-by-numbers, fawning Biography Channel type of film." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Oct 26, 2009

Fresh
3.5/5

N/A

The Real Joan Of Arc (2008)

" Packs its share of compelling questions." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Oct 13, 2009

Rotten
1.5/5

Fresh
71%

Carmen Jones (1954)

" A film in which talented, attractive people sing ugly lyrics to beautiful music in other people's beautiful voices amid ugly shot framing and ill-timed cutting." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Oct 1, 2009

Fresh
3.5/5

Fresh
100%

Destry Rides Again (1939)

" A close-to-brilliant comedy-Western ... until the end." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Sep 30, 2009

Fresh
4.5/5

Fresh
88%

Inglourious Basterds (2009)

" Everything else [except the Basterds themselves] works so beautifully" — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Sep 9, 2009

Fresh
3/5

Fresh
68%

Funny People (2009)

" It should probably have been apparent to Apatow, well versed in the structure of comedy on film, that it was far too long." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Sep 1, 2009

Fresh
4.5/5

N/A

Todd P Goes to Austin (2009)

" Many other music docs and concert films can give you an idea of how great a band is live, but how many can truly make you feel like you're in the audience?" — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Aug 27, 2009

Rotten
2/5

Fresh
87%

500 Days of Summer (2009)

" The film seems constructed to short-circuit your attempts to invest anything in it." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jul 26, 2009

Fresh
4.5/5

Fresh
68%

Tetro (2009)

" The Coppola who was master of the 1970s ... is back, and that should make every cinephile weep with joy" — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jul 11, 2009

Fresh
3.5/5

N/A

La Mujer Del Puerto (1933)

" A strange, hypnotic blend of a dozen influences." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jul 4, 2009

Fresh
5/5

Fresh
100%

Letter from an Unknown Woman (1948)

" One of Hollywood's, and cinema's, grandest and most emotionally satisfying tales of unrequited love and self-sacrifice." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jul 4, 2009

Fresh
3/5

N/A

Reveille with Beverly (1943)

" Might have been a truly great collection of numbers without the filler ... but it's definitely worth seeing." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jul 2, 2009

Fresh
4/5

N/A

The Yakuza Papers: Battles Without Honor And Humanity (1973)

" A sometimes shocking, sometimes blackly funny, and often disorienting takedown of gangster tropes." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jun 29, 2009

Fresh
3/5

Fresh
66%

Away We Go (2009)

" I'd actually advise people to buy a ticket, go grab a soy burger, and enter the theater halfway through." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jun 27, 2009

Fresh
4.5/5

Fresh
92%

Drag Me To Hell (2009)

" Built on a love of old movies, on the special camaraderie that exists when you're sitting there in the dark, screaming and laughing with a bunch of strangers." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jun 6, 2009

Rotten
2.5/5

Fresh
95%

Star Trek (2009)

" Abrams doesn't get the franchise that Roddenberry created." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted May 20, 2009

Rotten
2.5/5

Rotten
56%

Lymelife (2009)

" The Martinis are not filmmakers, and I wish they had paid more attention in their Production 101 classes." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted May 16, 2009

Rotten
2.5/5

Fresh
83%

Richard Pryor - Here and Now (1983)

" A disappointment, especially since it's the last full-tilt concert film of the funniest man in history." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted May 11, 2009

Rotten
2.5/5

Fresh
80%

My Sister Eileen (1942)

" One of those comedies one damns by calling it "unsuccessful," even though parts of it work just fine." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted May 11, 2009

Rotten
2/5

N/A

Violent Saturday (1955)

Click here to read article — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Oct 18, 2008

Rotten
2.5/5

Fresh
92%

Auntie Mame (1958)

Click here to read article — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Oct 18, 2008

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
67%

Honeydripper (2007)

" It's optimistic, and maybe it doesn't have a heck of a lot to do with history, but it's a tale well told." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Oct 18, 2008

Fresh
3.5/5

Fresh
83%

The Cat and the Canary (1927)

" Not exactly a horror film, at least by any strict definition. But it is a great deal of fun." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Sep 20, 2008

Rotten
2.5/5

Fresh
82%

Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)

" Serves as proof that Allen's heart isn't in it anymore." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Sep 20, 2008

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
89%

Bombshell (1933)

" Surprising for something so mean-spirited to have come so early in the Dream Factory's saga of self-loathing, and even more surprising because it seems so heartfelt." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Sep 20, 2008

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
100%

Broken Blossoms (1919)

" One of the screen's greatest symbioses of performance and photography." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Aug 4, 2008

Fresh
3.5/5

N/A

Don't Change Your Husband (1919)

" It's generally a smooth, arch, enjoyable romp." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jul 28, 2008

Fresh
3.5/5

N/A

Brandherd (1921)

" Wears its Expressionist heritage in a fascinating way." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jul 28, 2008

Rotten
2.5/5

N/A

The Life and Passion of Jesus Christ/From the Manger to the Cross (1905)

" But aside from the historical value ... there's not a lot here to keep one's attention" — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jul 28, 2008

Fresh
3/5

N/A

His People (1925)

" A valuable, moving portrait of an immigrant community that tends to be ignored by mainstream films" — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jun 29, 2008

Rotten
2.5/5

Rotten
53%

Get Smart (2008)

" A feature-length elaboration on its own hilarious trailer." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jun 19, 2008

Fresh
3/5

N/A

The Oyster Princess/I Don't Want to Be a Man (1919)

" [About I Don't Want...]: How long would it be before a mainstream Hollywood movie showed the same worldliness about sex." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jun 16, 2008

Fresh
3/5

N/A

The Kiss of Mary Pickford (1927)

" The most interesting thing about the film is the elaborate way it interacts with and stands outside the cinema." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jun 9, 2008

Fresh
3.5/5

N/A

Hot Water (1924)

" Has so much momentum and inarguable internal logic that it drags you along, laughing helplessly." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Jun 2, 2008

Fresh
5/5

Fresh
100%

The Fall of the House of Usher (1928)

" The film denies us the safe distance between viewer and viewed, and it does this so effectively that its horrors are occurring all around us." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted May 25, 2008

Fresh
4.5/5

Fresh
100%

Ballad of a Soldier (1959)

" Deceptively simple, heartfelt." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted May 23, 2008

Fresh
4/5

N/A

Mad Love - The Films Of Evgeni Bauer (1921)

" [About After Death] Bauer's filmmaking skills exploded in the two years after his first feature." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted May 19, 2008

Fresh
3/5

N/A

The Devil's Daughter (1973)

" The filmmakers [realize] that they're working within a genre with firmly established conventions are but able to carve out a little niche for themselves." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted May 19, 2008

Fresh
3/5

Rotten
54%

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008)

" Overall, it's an enjoyable sequel, although not up to the admittedly high--heh--standards of the first installment." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted May 11, 2008

Rotten
2.5/5

Fresh
88%

Testament (1983)

" The film is barely competent, revealing its TV-movie roots in uncertain directorial guidance, technical flubs, [and] a patchwork script." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Apr 26, 2008

Rotten
2.5/5

Rotten
49%

Smart People (2008)

" From a technical standpoint, Smart People is incredibly lacking" — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Apr 26, 2008

Fresh
4/5

Fresh
95%

Cape Fear (1962)

" Its politics are abhorrent to me, but my god, it's such a slick, well-crafted thriller ... that I can't hate it" — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Apr 18, 2008

Fresh
3/5

N/A

Sherlock Holmes and the House of Fear (1945)

" A middle-of-the-pack entry in the series." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Apr 4, 2008

Rotten
0.5/5

N/A

Bloodrayne 2 (2007)

" This film's a minor cinematic crime entirely unworthy of my rhymes." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Apr 2, 2008

Fresh
3/5

N/A

The White Parade (1934)

" Its somewhat unlikely [Best Picture] nomination is neither an embarrassment to the Oscars ... nor a strong credit to the judgment of the Academy." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Mar 24, 2008

Fresh
4/5

N/A

The Children (1980)

" The "scary little kid" subgenre has never been scarier or more nihilistic." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Mar 19, 2008

Rotten
2.5/5

N/A

The Barker (1928)

" A fair-to-middlin' example of that transitional hybrid, the part-talkie." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Mar 17, 2008

Fresh
4.5/5

Fresh
77%

Cloverfield (2008)

" One of the most exciting and frightening sci-fi/horror films of the last decade." — Goatdog's Movies

Posted Mar 13, 2008
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