Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Jesse Stone: Thin Ice (2009) | "
Plodding and enervating and totally uninvolving." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Sep 7, 2009 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Labor Pains (2009) | "
It's the audience who'll be feeling the pain." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Sep 5, 2009 |
Fresh 4/5
| N/A | Polar Storm (2009) | Better-than-expected disaster film boasts excellent pacing, consistent tension, and delicious twists and turns. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 9, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Ready or Not (2009) | A charmless, third-rate Fandango ripoff that never for a moment comes alive. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Feb 9, 2009 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 31%
| Nights in Rodanthe (2008) | "
Despite the always-welcome presences of Gere and Lane, this is purely by-the-numbers stuff that reeks of plasticity." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 17, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 27%
| Seven Pounds (2008) | "
Smith's wooden performance and a truly dreadful screenplay stack up the cliches like they're going out of style." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Dec 17, 2008 |
Fresh 3/5
| N/A | Knife Edge (2008) | Not as taut or controlled as the similarly-plotted What Lies Beneath, it still manages to occasionally frighten and entertain. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Dec 15, 2008 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 36%
| While She Was Out (2008) | A tired and puerile so-called thriller that's contrived out the kazoo and entertaining as a tax seminar. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 12, 2008 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Keith (2008) | Predictable high-school romance tale enlivened by good dialogue, credible characters, and an outstanding lead performance by Harnois. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Sep 15, 2008 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Bait Shop (2008) | Perfect Saturday-afternoon viewing: appealing, good-natured, wonderfully acted, and devoid of tired scatalogical humor. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Sep 3, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Cyborg Soldier (2008) | Derivative of both The Terminator and the Bourne Identity, this second-rate, lifeless actioner could've used some serious dosages of adrenaline. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 25, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | The Sweep (2008) | One of the worst so-called comedies ever made, its two leads are charmless, the story and dialogue sub-mental, and the humor of mostly toilet gags asinine to the nth degree. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 16, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Fresh 65%
| Felon (2008) | "
Despite stellar acting from Dorff and Kilmer, this is a rather superficial and unsurprising entry in its subgenre." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 16, 2008 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | War Games: The Dead Code (2008) | "
While it's not up to the original's standards, it's lively and doesn't lay down on the job." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 2, 2008 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 43%
| Finding Amanda (2008) | "
So stale, contrived, and impersonal that it's surprising it managed to stick to the celluloide." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 25, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Fresh 89%
| Kung Fu Panda (2008) | "
A pretty lame cinematic endeavor that never for a second gets creative on us." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 8, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 39%
| No Reservations (2007) | "
One bland entree, I can tella ya." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 12, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 47%
| Miami Vice (2006) | "
A Mann-made maelstrom." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 13, 2009 |
— | Rotten 33%
| Room 6 (2006) |
Click here to read article — Monsters At Play
DVD REVIEW Posted Oct 18, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 33%
| Room 6 (2006) | "
About as frightening as a fly on your water glass." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 28, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 9%
| When a Stranger Calls (2006) | "
Just another needless, crappy remake." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 14, 2006 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| N/A | Masters of Horror: Incident On and Off a Mountain Road (2005) | Strong performances, taut direction, and a neat narrative structure make this deliciously satisfying. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Feb 25, 2009 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Motor Home Massacre (2005) | "
Brain-dead garbage that's neither frightening nor amusing." — Monsters At Play
DVD REVIEW Posted Jul 14, 2006 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 21%
| The Pacifier (2005) | "
Excrement-obsessed and IQ-depleted." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 11, 2006 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 19%
| Domino (2005) | "
An overblown, unfocused cinematic mess." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 7, 2006 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 13%
| Hide and Seek (2005) | "
A direly lackluster cinematic endeavor." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 19, 2006 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | A Different Loyalty (2004) | "
A direly dull domestic Cold War drama." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 8, 2006 |
Fresh 3.5/5
| Fresh 71%
| Shade (2004) | "
Not the best of its subgenre, but certainly not the least. Inventive casting helps." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 2, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 50%
| The Passion of the Christ (2004) | "
A monumentally lousy film." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 4, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Playboy Exposed - Naughty In Nature (2004) | "
Might as well be titled Nocturnal in Nature." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 4, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | The Goodbye Girl (2004) | "
Just another needless, ineffectual remake." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 4, 2005 |
Fresh 4/5
| N/A | Ocean Front Property (2004) | "
A wonderfully expressive and entertaining filmmaking debut." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Dec 2, 2004 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Fate (2004) | "
Not bad enough to throw stones at yet not good enough to justify singing hymns about, either." — Monsters At Play
DVD REVIEW Posted Nov 28, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 76%
| Dawn of the Dead (2004) | "
Gore bore." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 25, 2004 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Buried in the Sand: The Deception of America (2004) | "
A problematic polemic of political-rhetorical diarrhea." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 23, 2004 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 46%
| Secret Window (2004) | "
Johnny Depp's wry, witty, winning performance is the only real reason to get involved..." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 2.0/5
| Rotten 15%
| Hillside Strangler (2004) | "
...Howell gives a thoroughly interesting performance." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 2/5
| N/A | Unknown Soldier (2004) | "
Seen through the eyes of a master film stylist and the pen of an unctuous screenwriter." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 10, 2004 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 21%
| 24th Day (2004) | "
Speedman has developed some control and timing, and if he can improve even more..." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 30, 2004 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 2%
| Twisted (2004) | "
Decent potential is wasted due to indifferent handling and logic loopholes." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Mar 7, 2004 |
Fresh 4/5
| Fresh 71%
| The Rundown (2003) | "
The Rock proves himself a 24-karat superstar in the best film of this type since Romancing the Stone." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 1, 2008 |
Fresh 4/5
| Rotten 20%
| Rollercoaster (2003) |
Click here to read article — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 1, 2006 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Rotten 4%
| Darkness (2003) | "
Most of the film is pretty much incomprehensible, either because of haphazardly-conveyed exposition or sometimes-indecipherable diction of the actors." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 25, 2006 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | The Heat Chamber (2003) | "
A prime choice from the brain-dead garbage department." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 17, 2006 |
Rotten 1.5/5
| Fresh 80%
| Japon (2003) | "
An arid-pretentious bore." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 4, 2005 |
Rotten 2.5/5
| Fresh 73%
| The Italian Job (2003) | "
...it’s more tolerable than enjoyable, more workmanlike than innovative." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Dec 31, 2004 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 20%
| The Life of David Gale (2003) | "
...one of the year's biggest disappointments." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 57%
| Dark Blue (2003) | "
Despite another standout performance by Kurt Russell, this is familiar and uninteresting stuff." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 2/5
| Fresh 95%
| Lost in Translation (2003) | "
...not so much as an original moment in its overlong, creatively-bankrupt cinematic body.
" — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 20%
| Grand Champion (2003) | "
...a phony, dramatically-obvious, pandering-down-to miasma of various other (better) films..." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 8, 2004 |
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