Rotten 0/5
| N/A | The Sweep (2008) | One of the worst so-called comedies ever made, its two leads are charmless, the story and dialogue sub-mental, and the humor of mostly toilet gags asinine to the nth degree. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 16, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Buried in the Sand: The Deception of America (2004) | "
A problematic polemic of political-rhetorical diarrhea." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 23, 2004 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | The Heat Chamber (2003) | "
A prime choice from the brain-dead garbage department." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 17, 2006 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | The Doorway (2000) | "
...this abysmal piece of cinematic hodgepodge fails to entertain on even the most basic level." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 15, 2003 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 40%
| The Item (1998) | "
One of the most grating and uncouth films I've ever had the displeasure of witnessing." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 9, 2003 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Lunch Meat (1987) | "
A grade-Z horror flick that's as enjoyable as a case of the clap." — Monsters At Play Posted Jul 11, 2006 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Jake Speed (1986) | "
Grade-Z Romancing the Stone ripoff that's deadlier than cobra venom." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 28, 2009 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 30%
| Invasion U.S.A. (1985) | "
Chuckie battles the Russians and a horrendous screenplay." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 5, 2005 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 45%
| Heaven's Gate (1980) | "
The worst in cinematic history." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 23, 2003 |
Rotten 0/5
| N/A | Kill Switch () | "
Jaw-droppingly awful in just about every department, with the has-been Seagal proving he sucks as a screenwriter, too." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 31, 2008 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Labor Pains (2009) | "
It's the audience who'll be feeling the pain." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Sep 5, 2009 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 21%
| Basic (2003) | "
Another lump of coal in John Travolta's career stocking." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 18, 2003 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 18%
| Collateral Damage (2002) | "
By far, Arnold Schwarzeneggar's worst." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 54%
| Blood Work (2002) | "
...a shambles from start to finish." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 15%
| Eye See You (2002) | "
...the filmmaking is uninspired and the writing palpably absurd." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 14, 2003 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 13%
| Avenging Angelo (2002) | "
Another nail in Stallone's career coffin." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 20, 2003 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 30%
| Murder by Numbers (2002) | "
One of the laziest, underdeveloped, sophomoric psychological thrillers..." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 22, 2002 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 14%
| Scary Movie 2 (2001) | "
The jokes are stale and of the bottom-basement variety of scriblings on a filthy restroom stall." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 1, 2003 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| N/A | Tunnel Vision (1995) | "
Turgid and terrible thriller." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 31, 2009 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 38%
| Firestarter (1984) | "
Firerily frivolous." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 30, 2009 |
Rotten 0.5/5
| Rotten 11%
| The Keep (1983) | "
Rent the film if you're looking for ninety-six minutes of grade-A slum and slumber.
" — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 7, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Ready or Not (2009) | A charmless, third-rate Fandango ripoff that never for a moment comes alive. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Feb 9, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 27%
| Seven Pounds (2008) | "
Smith's wooden performance and a truly dreadful screenplay stack up the cliches like they're going out of style." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Dec 17, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 39%
| No Reservations (2007) | "
One bland entree, I can tella ya." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 12, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 47%
| Miami Vice (2006) | "
A Mann-made maelstrom." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 13, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 33%
| Room 6 (2006) | "
About as frightening as a fly on your water glass." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 28, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 9%
| When a Stranger Calls (2006) | "
Just another needless, crappy remake." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 14, 2006 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 50%
| The Passion of the Christ (2004) | "
A monumentally lousy film." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 4, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Playboy Exposed - Naughty In Nature (2004) | "
Might as well be titled Nocturnal in Nature." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 4, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | The Goodbye Girl (2004) | "
Just another needless, ineffectual remake." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 4, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 76%
| Dawn of the Dead (2004) | "
Gore bore." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 25, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 20%
| Grand Champion (2003) | "
...a phony, dramatically-obvious, pandering-down-to miasma of various other (better) films..." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 8, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Final Examination (2003) | "
Hardly anything in it works right." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 12, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 62%
| Identity (2003) | "
...more unintentionally hilarious than the bogus term "compassionate conservatism"..." — eFilmCritic.com Posted May 2, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 68%
| Red Dragon (2002) | "
...about as fun as a proctology exam administered by a doctor named Captain Hook." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 23, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 77%
| Panic Room (2002) | "
Showoff camerawork can't carry the show." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Vampires: Los Muertos (2002) | "
A vampire tale that basically lacks bite." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Feb 3, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Poison (2001) | "
Despite Kari Wuhrer's commanding, sexy performance, this is one non-descript, downright lazy thriller..." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 44%
| Jeepers Creepers (2001) | "
It's got a doozy of a final shot; unfortunately, everything leading up to it is atrocious." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 93%
| Memento (2001) | "
A classic example of manner over matter." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 94%
| In the Bedroom (2001) | "
...a despicable, shameless piece of manipulation..." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Nov 22, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 9%
| Mimic 2 (2001) | "
The second time around is certainly not the charm." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 22, 2003 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 97%
| Blood Simple (1984) | "
A noxious neo-noir." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 15, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 83%
| Suburbia (1983) | "
A great reason to get a vasectomy." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 25, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 14%
| Visiting Hours (1982) |
Click here to read article — eFilmCritic.com Posted Apr 2, 2007 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Manhattan Baby (1982) | "
Just another bastardizied boner by Lucio Fulci." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Aug 30, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Night School (1981) | "
Ward displays the most spectacular derriere ever to grace the silver screen." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jul 5, 2004 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 56%
| Cruising (1980) | "
If ever there were a filmmaker ill-suited to adapt Gerald Walker’s fine 1970 novel, William Friedkin would most certainly poll near the top of the list." — eFilmCritic.com Posted Feb 1, 2005 |
Rotten 1/5
| N/A | Vigilante Force (1976) | Stupid actioner suffers from low energy, nondescript direction, and two leads with no charm or appeal whatsoever. — eFilmCritic.com Posted Jun 10, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Fresh 67%
| Hustle (1975) |
Click here to read article — eFilmCritic.com Posted Sep 28, 2007 |
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