Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 12%
| An American Carol (2008) | "
The Republicans in Hollywood finally made a movie. All two of them. Nice work." — SethGunderson.com Posted Jun 3, 2009 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 3%
| The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008) | "
Honestly? I'd rather see The Haunting of Molly Ringwald." — SethGunderson.com Posted Jun 3, 2009 |
Fresh 3/5
| Rotten 15%
| My Best Friend's Girl (2008) | "
I ordered a water and got a Sprite. I was pleased, even if it WAS Dane Cook." — SethGunderson.com Posted Jun 3, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 19%
| Obsessed (2009) | "
PG-13? So, that means that Ali Larter is only going to be scantily clad, at best? Well, at least Beyoncé sings for us." — SethGunderson.com Posted Jun 3, 2009 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 37%
| Swing Vote (2008) | "
The more interesting question is, 'was this just a way to get Costner's band into a movie?'" — SethGunderson.com Posted Oct 1, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 7%
| Babylon A.D. (2008) | "
Sometimes it's good to ground a sci-fi movie with snowmobile stunts. Right?" — SethGunderson.com Posted Oct 1, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 2%
| Disaster Movie (2008) | "
If Friedberg and Seltzer went missing, would anyone know? Err, would anyone care?" — SethGunderson.com Posted Oct 1, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 15%
| Mirrors (2008) | "
Here's what's scary to think about -- looking into a mirror and seeing Kiefer's weird ear lobes attached to YOUR EARS!" — SethGunderson.com Posted Oct 1, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 9%
| Bangkok Dangerous (2008) | "
Nothing says "bad hitman movie" like Nic Cage, the Four Rules of Being a Hitman and Nic Cage's hair." — SethGunderson.com Posted Oct 1, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 19%
| Meet Dave (2008) | "
How could Edward Murphy want to quit making movies after completing this gem? I'm perplexed." — SethGunderson.com Posted Aug 8, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 40%
| Hancock (2008) | "
It was good until 25 minutes in. Did Shama-lame write this movie, too? The ending sure did reek of his stench." — SethGunderson.com Posted Aug 8, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 28%
| What Happens in Vegas (2008) | "
I honestly don't know what's worse -- this movie (that no one cares about) or Ashton's Nikon commercials (that no one understands)." — SethGunderson.com Posted Aug 8, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 32%
| The X-Files: I Want to Believe (2008) | "
It took Carter eight years to come up with this? [insert a "I want to believe" joke here]" — SethGunderson.com Posted Aug 8, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 18%
| The Happening (2008) | "
Shama-Lame does it again! Failing to please at every corner. But this time it's rated R, so it's different. Right guys? Right?" — SethGunderson.com Posted Jul 9, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 14%
| The Love Guru (2008) | "
Dress up Meyers all you want, but he's still full of dick jokes and midgets." — SethGunderson.com Posted Jul 9, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 5%
| 88 Minutes (2008) | "
It only took 1 minute 23 seconds (or 1/88th of the film) to figure out how bad this truly was." — SethGunderson.com Posted Jun 4, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 16%
| XXX: State of the Union (2005) | "
I'll give you 7 X 3 reasons to NOT see this film." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 16%
| Monster-in-Law (2005) | "
Instead of calling the movie "Mother-in-Law," they used the word "Monster" instead! How clever!" — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 5%
| The Perfect Man (2005) | "
I'm surprised everyone involved with this movie didn't lose their SAG (or whatever) cards." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 14%
| Rebound (2005) | "
This movie was a tack-on movie deal for Martin Lawrence since he did Bad Boys II. Right???" — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 16%
| House of 1000 Corpses (2003) | "
1,000 corpses and the last name of Zombie. Yet, no zombies? Lame." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 13%
| Stealth (2005) | "
The great-great-grandfather of HAL is born. Who gives a care?" — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 6%
| Supercross: The Movie (2005) | "
One viewer said it best, 'if they just kept the screen black and played the intro song for an hour and a half, I'd be happy.'" — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 12%
| The Benchwarmers (2006) | "
If only I could've been a fly on the wall while this movie was pitched." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 9%
| See No Evil (2006) | "
The title they almost went with was., 'How To Successfully Write/Direct A Crappy Horror Movie (And Still Get It Distributed)'" — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 12%
| An American Haunting (2006) | "
If there's one thing Hollywood teaches us about history, it's that checkers is a great drinking game." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 11%
| Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties (2006) | "
But there's a pun in the title!!!" — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 13%
| Little Man (2006) | "
From the creators of White Chicks comes... wait, what's that? No one cares? Okay, cool." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 21%
| You, Me and Dupree (2006) | "
Owen Wilson stars as... wait... get this... Owen Wilson! AGAIN!!!" — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 24%
| Lady in the Water (2006) | "
The twist is that Shyamalan can't really make another good movie." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Fresh 74%
| George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (2005) | "
Romero, shame on you. This film was zomblasphamy." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/100
| Rotten 4%
| Zoom (2006) | "
If there's one good thing about this movie to hold onto, it's that Tim Allen may never make a worse movie. Okay, 'may' could be stretching it." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 6%
| Deck the Halls (2006) | "
I'm sure MTV was thinking the same thing as me -- How did I get roped into this movie?" — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 44%
| Hostel: Part II (2007) | "
Seriously, Slovakia's tourism is going to suffer if citizens keep killing the tourists that come there." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 2%
| Delta Farce (2007) | "
The only other person in the theater, who was laughing, even left 20 minutes in." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 37%
| The Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer (2007) | "
Who is this Silver Slipper guy? And why does he ride a surfboard?" — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 24%
| Evan Almighty (2007) | "
Desire to get rich, quick $175 Million Wanda Sykes (the harbinger of bad movies) = box office failure. Sorry Steve." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 1/5
| Rotten 7%
| License To Wed (2007) | "
Watch the movie instead of the trailers for this one. It wasn't THAT bad... nor was it THAT good, either." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 7%
| Captivity (2007) | "
Just the kind of torture porn we'd all expect from the guy who brought us Super Mario Bros. the movie." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 8%
| I Know Who Killed Me (2007) | "
This movie teaches us the '14 Ways To Successfully Write/Direct A Crappy Torture Porn (And Still Get It Distributed)'" — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 6%
| Who's Your Caddy? (2007) | "
Rather than see this, you'd do better to take some Tylenol PM and see how long you can balance on one leg." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 15%
| Underdog (2007) | "
Not even the real Underdog (the cartoon one) could save us from this film." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 1%
| Daddy Day Camp (2007) | "
If you squint your eyes, Cuba looks like Eddie. If you squint them more, you won't even have to watch the movie." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 21%
| Fred Claus (2007) | "
In order to fulfill true stardom, Vince Vaughn now has "make stupid holiday movie" checked off his list." — SethGunderson.com Posted Feb 2, 2008 |
Rotten 0/5
| Rotten 0%
| One Missed Call (2008) | "
It's a shame that no one in the film lived in a dead spot. Get it? Dead spot!?! Yeah, sorry." — SethGunderson.com Posted Jan 31, 2008 |
— | Fresh 91%
| The Girl Next Door (1999) |
Click here to read article — Trades Posted Feb 15, 2004 |
Rotten C
| Rotten 55%
| The Girl Next Door (2004) | "
The similarities aren't enough to say that The Girl Next Door is a remake of Risky Business, it's just pretty darn close." — Trades Posted Feb 12, 2004 |
Fresh A
| Fresh 79%
| Miracle (2004) | "
You felt every emotion the players felt, every hit they took on the ice, getting sick while conditioning, scoring goals, sitting out a game, and getting chewed out." — Trades Posted Jan 23, 2004 |
— | N/A | Smallville - Season 1 (2001) |
Click here to read article — Trades Posted Jul 31, 2003 |
— | Fresh 100%
| 24 - Season 1 (2001) |
Click here to read article — Trades Posted Oct 3, 2002 |
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