Fresh
| Fresh 69%
| Mission: Impossible III (2006) | "
The best thing was that Tom Cruise acted like his old, pre-raving lunatic self again." Posted May 12, 2006 |
Fresh
| Rotten 33%
| The Sentinel (2006) | "
There was one thing that was way better than anything on "24," though. Her name: Eva Longoria." Posted May 12, 2006 |
Rotten
| Rotten 25%
| Failure to Launch (2006) | "
The two times I did laugh, no one else did." Posted May 12, 2006 |
Fresh
| Rotten 52%
| Lucky # Slevin (2006) | "
Time thinking "Slevin" must have been some kind of typo: 110 minutes." Posted May 12, 2006 |
Fresh
| Fresh 86%
| Inside Man (2006) | "
It tried so hard to be a smart flick that it outsmarted itself." Posted May 12, 2006 |
Fresh
| Fresh 94%
| Good Night. And, Good Luck (2005) | "
...I expected a parade float for MoveOn.org..." Posted Feb 13, 2006 |
Fresh
| Fresh 75%
| The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, The Witch, and the Wardrobe (2005) | "
Time wondering how the lion and witch got stuck in the wardrobe in the first place: 132 minutes.
" Posted Jan 25, 2006 |
Fresh
| Rotten 56%
| Glory Road (2006) | "
I highly recommend it." Posted Jan 25, 2006 |
Fresh
| Fresh 83%
| King Kong (2005) | "
Christmas came early this year in "King Kong."" Posted Jan 10, 2006 |
Rotten
| Fresh 77%
| Munich (2005) | "
Pardon the horrible expression but I was not blown away." Posted Jan 10, 2006 |
Fresh
| Fresh 88%
| Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire (2005) | "
...another year has passed at Hogwarts and Ron Weasley is another year uglier." Posted Nov 22, 2005 |
Rotten
| Fresh 60%
| Jarhead (2005) | "
..."thank you" for your service." Posted Nov 11, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 35%
| Saw II (2005) | "
It was like finding the peanut butter cup in a sea of Mounds bars." Posted Oct 31, 2005 |
Rotten
| Fresh 73%
| War of the Worlds (2005) | "
A basic rule of thumb is - if you see Tim Robbins, you’ve stayed too long." Posted Oct 27, 2005 |
Rotten
| Fresh 81%
| Serenity (2005) | "
Having my daughter's diaper explode all over the place before the movie was far more appealing." Posted Oct 27, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 27%
| Elizabethtown (2005) | "
There’s nothing quite like a death in the family to evoke romantic feelings and comedic chuckles in all of us." Posted Oct 26, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 38%
| Flightplan (2005) | "
...it’s far from First Class." Posted Oct 4, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 44%
| The Thing About My Folks (2005) | "
Back when this flick was called “Big Fish,” it was a great movie." Posted Oct 4, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 40%
| The Island (2005) | "
Would I see it again? Maybe I will take my clone. I’m sure he’d like it too." Posted Jul 15, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 25%
| Bewitched (2005) | "
As a light-hearted, silly movie that didn't try to be anything else, it was funny enough." Posted Jul 1, 2005 |
Rotten
| Fresh 60%
| Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005) | "
I'll never be able to figure out how they can turn words like "go" and "no" into two-syllable words.
" Posted Jun 26, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 85%
| Batman Begins (2005) | "
Hooray. Zip-a-dee-doo-dah. Great day in the morning. Jumanji!" Posted Jun 26, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 58%
| Mr. and Mrs. Smith (2005) | "
...the story line was about as thin as an ice rink in the desert." Posted Jun 26, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 75%
| Crash (2005) | "
'Crash' was as smart as it was good — and that's saying something." Posted Jun 6, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 16%
| Monster-in-Law (2005) | "
...great when it was called "The Wedding Planner."" Posted Jun 6, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 55%
| Madagascar (2005) | "
Ho-hum, ho-hum, another animated flick." Posted Jun 6, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 80%
| Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith (2005) | "
George Lucas better not write a romance novel next because even Fabio couldn't save it.
" Posted Jun 6, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 80%
| Cinderella Man (2005) | "
...on my top 10 list so far this year." Posted Jun 6, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 92%
| Hotel Rwanda (2004) | "
As powerful as the movie was, Don Cheadle was better." Posted May 2, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 91%
| Million Dollar Baby (2004) | "
This movie gets off to a slow start but ends with a bang." Posted May 2, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 97%
| Sideways (2004) | "
Was "Sideways" worth the price of admission? Yes, but the overt sexual references make it hard for me to recommend it to anyone I might have to face later." Posted May 2, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 44%
| The Jacket (2005) | "
Brody was over-qualified for this part.
" Posted May 2, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 20%
| The Ring Two (2005) | "
Do yourself a favor and don't tarnish the original "Ring" by seeing this sequel." Posted May 2, 2005 |
Rotten
| Fresh 77%
| Sin City (2005) | "
Sigmund Freud probably would have had a field day with this one." Posted May 2, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 63%
| Fever Pitch (2005) | "
Even with all the baseball, there's no denying this movie is a chick flick." Posted May 2, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 38%
| Sahara (2005) | "
...like having a swimsuit full of sand.
" Posted May 2, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 58%
| The Interpreter (2005) | "
Most of the plot was about as thrilling as an episode of "Wheel of Fortune."" Posted May 2, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 47%
| Saw (2004) | "
I’m glad I saw “Saw” because it was pretty good." Posted Jan 3, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 69%
| The Spongebob Squarepants Movie (2004) | "
Normally, when I’m watching it in my Scooby-Doo underwear eating my Cap’n Crunch cereal I don’t even think of it being a kid’s show but here I noticed it." Posted Jan 3, 2005 |
Rotten
| Rotten 34%
| Shark Tale (2004) | "
I think I am tiring of computer generated movies with 800 star voices and 800 real-world knock-offs like Katie Current and “Kelpy-Kremes.”" Posted Jan 3, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 41%
| Ladder 49 (2004) | "
A better name for “Ladder 49” would have been “Chutes and Ladders,” like the game..." Posted Jan 3, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 39%
| The Grudge (2004) | "
Most of my child-like fear can be traced to one scene where a serious scare happens in someone’s bed." Posted Jan 3, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 72%
| Open Water (2004) | "
The sharks were bad enough but who would have thought a jellyfish could be so frightening?" Posted Jan 3, 2005 |
Fresh
| Fresh 82%
| Finding Neverland (2004) | "
...by the time the end came along, I was one swift kick in the shin away from crying like a baby..." Posted Jan 3, 2005 |
Fresh
| Rotten 33%
| Andrew Lloyd Webber's The Phantom of the Opera (2004) | "
...I could see it all because I wasn’t 800 rows up in the nose-bleed section of the balcony..." Posted Jan 3, 2005 |
Rotten
| Fresh 69%
| Closer (2004) | "
It was basically a porno with no nudity." Posted Dec 8, 2004 |
Rotten 2/5
| Rotten 33%
| Twins (1989) | No article or quote available Posted Dec 8, 2004 |
Fresh
| Rotten 11%
| Exorcist: The Beginning (2004) | "
...I had goose-bumps on my goose-bumps clear to the top of my head..." Posted Aug 23, 2004 |
Fresh
| Fresh 86%
| Collateral (2004) | "
Tom Cruise is starring in another hit and, boy, does he look good - even with the white hair." Posted Aug 10, 2004 |
Rotten
| Rotten 42%
| The Village (2004) | "
Would I see it again? I may never go to any Shyamalama-ding-dong movie again.
" Posted Aug 2, 2004 |
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