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ALAN SIMPSON

Agrees with the Tomatometer 0% of the time.

Biography: Restless old punk hailing from rainy Scotland, grew up on Universal and Hammer movies on late night TV. Now spend far too much time reviewing non-mainstream weird and wonderful movies for my labor of love 'Sex Gore Mutants'!

Publications: Sex Gore Mutants

Critics' Group: Online Film Critics Society

Total Reviews: 166
Total QuickRatings: 12

Location: Scotland

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Fresh
64%

Phantasm (1978)

" A chilling modern gothic classic"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Oct 31, 2005

Rotten

N/A

The Demoniacs (1973)

" Strictly for Rollin completists only"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Oct 31, 2005

Rotten

Fresh
74%

George A. Romero's Land of the Dead (2005)

" does not deserve to share the same glory that its vastly superior predecessors justly deserve"

Posted Aug 21, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Ryôjoku mesu ichiba - kankin (1986)

" Shocking, brutal and relentlessly savage."
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 16, 2005

Rotten

N/A

The Dead Are Alive (1972)

" Amusing moments of convoluted drama and cringeworthy dialogue."
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 16, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Maya (1989)

" A heady mix of steamy Latino passion and vintage Italian style gore."
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 16, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Lover Boy (1975)

" Sexy lighthearted fun."
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 12, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Rusted Body: Guts of a Virgin III (1987)

" A very witty, sensual and engrossing experience."
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 12, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Massacre (1989)

" A fine addition to the Euro slasher stable."
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 12, 2005

Fresh

N/A

French Sex Murders (1972)

" jawdroppingly bewildering and a deliriously entertaining exploitation treat"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Panic Beats (1983)

" a gutsy (and bloody) entry into the annals of Euro horror history"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Living Doll (1990)

" a grim and unrestrained genre classic"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Zombie Holocaust (1979)

" A great fun and gory as hell oddball horror classic"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Zombie '90 (2002)

" a thoroughly enjoyable show-reel of zombie mayhem and gory carnage"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

Rotten
35%

Zombie (1979)

" in the zombie film fan stakes it's right up there as a gut munching classic"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Rotten

N/A

The Vault (2000)

" another variation of the traditional Scooby Doo formula"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

The Vampire's Coffin (1958)

" essential viewing for fans of the classic Universal Monsters series"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Sudden Fury (1997)

" a thoroughly enjoyable Independent exploitationer"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

Fresh
85%

Dead Alive (1993)

" perhaps the most hysterically wild, all out gore extravaganza to grace a horror fans screens to this day!"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

She Shoulda Said No (1948)

" an exploitation gem that rates up there with dizzying classics like 'Reefer Madness' et al"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Rotten

N/A

There Is a Secret In My Soup (2001)

" definitely one to avoid. Complete tosh."
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Rotten

N/A

Ring 0: Birthday (2000)

" an Asian 'Girl's Own' movie with a large pinch of 'Carrie' thrown in for good measure"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Rotten

N/A

Possession of Nurse Sherri (1978)

" a pretty middle of the road genre movie affair"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

Fresh
77%

Phenomena (1985)

" an entertaining dream like movie which floats between modern fairy tale and darkly violent horror"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Rotten

N/A

Mummy Raider (2001)

" isn't the best slice of exploitation cinema you'll see"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

Rotten
43%

Mother's Day (1980)

" Twisted, sick and wickedly humorous"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Men Behind the Sun (1987)

" a harrowing and graphic depiction of real horror"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Killer Condom: The Rubber That Runs You Out (1998)

" A stylish pastiche of euro perceptions of New Yorks seedy underbelly, handled with great humour and wit"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Junk (1999)

" delivers the goods in trumps when it comes to zombie fun"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

The Janitor (2003)

" splatty gore, belly laughs and a great sense of the absurd"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Rotten

N/A

Island of Death (1975)

" a true genre oddity that is sure to offend"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Hell Asylum (2002)

" another cool addition to the low budget genre scene"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Hardcore Poisoned Eyes (2000)

" A creepy classic that will have you switching all the lights on"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

The Gruesome Twosome (1966)

" a gory laugh riot for low budget film fans"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

The Gore Gore Girls (1972)

" the pinnacle of H G Lewis's gore genre career"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Faust - Love of the Damned (2000)

" a fun, violent and sexy comic book romp!"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

An Erotic Vampire in Paris (2002)

" a refreshing change of pace from the usual low budget shenanigans"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Rotten

N/A

Erotic Rites of Countess Dracula (2001)

" a nice mixture of sexy fun and low budget chuckles"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Emmanuelle and the Last Cannibals (1977)

" This one's got everything a fan of grade z exploitation cinema could ever want!"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

Rotten
10%

Ed Gein (2001)

" a cinematic sleeper that will be acclaimed by film fans twenty or thirty years down the line"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Ebola Syndrome (1996)

" big budget extravaganza of tasteless exploitation cinema fun"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Dial Help (1988)

" one hell of a dumb *** film plotwise but still manages to deliver the goods"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

Rotten
44%

Danger: Diabolik (1968)

" gorgeous visual eye candy with a delightful sense for the absurd"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

The Dead Next Door (1989)

" delivered with such bloody gusto you'll easily forgive the plagiarisms"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Dead & Rotting (2002)

" impressive throughout with nice use of colourful lighting and some strong imagery"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Rotten

N/A

Devil's Nightmare (1971)

" an entertaining if somewhat middling slice of Euro fun"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Rotten

N/A

Fascination (1979)

" annoyingly pretentious"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Aug 10, 2005

Fresh

N/A

Crazy Love (1987)

" one of the greatest (albeit very dark) 'coming of age' movies to hit the screen"
DVD REVIEW

Posted Nov 1, 2004

Fresh

N/A

Cutthroats 9 (1972)

" Predictable but brilliantly executed."
DVD REVIEW

Posted Oct 26, 2004

Fresh

N/A

The Burning (1981)

" Without a doubt one of the most underrated and impressive US teen slasher films ever to have been made."
DVD REVIEW

Posted Oct 26, 2004
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