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Critics / John Patterson
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    JOHN PATTERSON

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 71% of the time.

    Publications: L.A. Weekly

    Total Reviews: 80

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    Fresh

    Fresh
    83%

    The Color of Pomegranates (1969)

    " A madly beautiful, often straight-up-bonkers meditation on the life of its eponymous Armenian-Azeri balladeer and poet."

    Posted Feb 21, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    100%

    Shadows of Forgotten Ancestors (1964)

    " Shadows was a leap in the dark like none other in Soviet film history, and a slap in the face of the officially sanctioned and artistically vacuous school of Socialist Realism."

    Posted Feb 21, 2008

    Fresh

    Fresh
    85%

    Unconscious (2007)

    " Laboring in the wide shadow of Almodóvar and lacking much in the way of visual distinction, Unconscious compensates with its cast’s full-tilt commitment to rip-snorting farce."

    Posted Apr 12, 2007

    Fresh

    Rotten
    56%

    Fuck (2006)

    " Profound and joyously silly at the same time, Steve Anderson’s documentary about our most potent secular blasphemy comes at the word and subject from every conceivable angle: Its awesome power to offend the listener and to empower its utterer."

    Posted Nov 9, 2006

    Rotten

    N/A

    Greg and Gentillon (2006)

    " Sending two faux-provincial innocents into real-life situations involving levelheaded, genially imperturbable Canadians offers only the mildest kind of comedy."

    Posted Oct 26, 2006

    Fresh

    Rotten
    55%

    Vajra Sky Over Tibet (2006)

    " A tonic for Buddhists, no doubt, it offers many pleasures to atheists as well."

    Posted Sep 7, 2006

    Fresh

    Fresh
    74%

    Princesas (2006)

    " Aranoa's film is a small miracle of controlled empathy."

    Posted Aug 31, 2006

    Fresh

    Rotten
    43%

    Queens (aka Reinas) (2006)

    " This enormously likable comedy is given an additional boost by the energetic presence of five of Spain’s favorite actresses (including sleek Marisa Paredes, flighty Mercedes Sanpietro and growlin’ Carmen Maura, an Almodóvar regular)."

    Posted Aug 24, 2006

    Fresh

    Fresh
    90%

    Sisters in Law (2006)

    " Inspirational stuff, and often hysterical to boot."

    Posted Jul 6, 2006

    Fresh

    Rotten
    23%

    RV (2006)

    " In RV, the downwardly spiraling career trajectories of Robin Williams and director Barry Sonnenfeld intertwine like the ropes of a tangled parachute."

    Posted May 2, 2006

    Rotten

    Rotten
    15%

    Stoned (2006)

    " This half-forgotten ’60s controversy can’t sustain a whole movie, so director Steven Woolley and writers Neal Purvis and Robert Wade pad things out."

    Posted Mar 23, 2006

    Rotten

    Rotten
    19%

    Firewall (2006)

    " Had Loncraine done a better job of plundering his own oeuvre, Firewall might have acquired the mojo it so sorely lacks."

    Posted Feb 9, 2006

    Fresh

    Rotten
    53%

    Wolf Creek (2005)

    " Consummately well-crafted, unapologetically vicious and leavened with moments of humor that merely intensify the horror."

    Posted Dec 22, 2005

    Rotten

    Rotten
    17%

    Get Rich or Die Tryin' (2005)

    " Even more problematic is the script’s clumsy, sprawling architecture, Sheridan’s clubfooted sense of pacing and his grubby, indistinct visuals."

    Posted Nov 10, 2005

    Fresh

    Fresh
    100%

    Winter Soldier (1972)

    " A harrowing and often nauseating compendium of battle-zone confessions that was cast into obscurity almost immediately upon release in 1972."

    Posted Nov 3, 2005

    Fresh

    Rotten
    27%

    Elizabethtown (2005)

    " Crowe’s undeniable gifts -- his well-crafted individual scenes and his love for his characters -- are more evident here than his flaws."

    Posted Oct 13, 2005

    Rotten

    Rotten
    21%

    Into the Blue (2005)

    " Some narrative economy could have shaved 20 minutes off the film’s slackly paced two hours and brought us sooner to its memorably frenetic underwater climax -- a payoff that’s finally too little, too late to save the movie."

    Posted Sep 29, 2005

    Rotten

    Rotten
    38%

    Flightplan (2005)

    " The vanished child one really misses here is that adorably sparky, wised-up kid from Bugsy Malone and Alice Doesn’t Live Here Any More."

    Posted Sep 24, 2005

    Rotten
    1/5

    Rotten
    11%

    The Man (2005)

    " When a movie's comedic zenith is Levy farting in an elevator full of nuns, or nerdily intoning the salutations 'homie' and 'bitch,' you know it’s time to storm the box office to demand restitution."

    Posted Sep 8, 2005

    Fresh

    Fresh
    85%

    The Perfect Crime (2005)

    " The colors are lurid, the camera prowls relentlessly, and the lead performers are exuberant."

    Posted Aug 25, 2005

    Rotten

    Rotten
    6%

    Chaos (2005)

    " A prefatory title-card-cum-alibi suggests that the film’s extreme brutality is intended 'to educate and, perhaps, save lives,' but that’s little more than a nauseating rationalization."

    Posted Aug 18, 2005

    Rotten

    Rotten
    35%

    Must Love Dogs (2005)

    " At once over- and under-written, and peppered with tiresome coincidences and misunderstandings, Goldberg’s mechanical, joke-one, joke-two, joke-three approach to ensemble screenwriting soon betrays his TV-sitcom roots."

    Posted Jul 28, 2005

    Rotten

    Rotten
    50%

    Union Square (2003)

    " Without a well-delineated political or social framework, Union Square offers little that we didn't already know from, say, The Panic in Needle Park or Christiane F."

    Posted Jun 23, 2004

    Rotten

    Rotten
    44%

    Grand Theft Parsons (2004)

    " Irish director David Caffrey and English screenwriter Jeremy Drysdale have, respectively, zero sense of pace and a tin-eared grasp of period speech, and together fail either to let us care about their characters or to create any sense of a living era."

    Posted Jun 17, 2004

    Fresh

    Rotten
    24%

    Stateside (2004)

    " [Anselmo's] sure-footed handling of emotional tone enables his endearing young leads to function in a sympathetic and coherent realm."

    Posted May 20, 2004

    Fresh

    Fresh
    68%

    Carandiru (2004)

    " One of the richest prison movies in years."

    Posted May 12, 2004

    Rotten

    Rotten
    33%

    Breakin' All the Rules (2004)

    " Yet another unfunny buppie sex comedy."

    Posted May 12, 2004

    Rotten

    Rotten
    6%

    Envy (2004)

    " What's frustrating about the half-cocked comedy that follows is that it contains so many inspired moments and offers plenty of laughs, yet suffers from the lack of a unifying directorial intelligence."

    Posted Apr 29, 2004

    Fresh

    Rotten
    26%

    Bobby Jones: Stroke of Genius (2004)

    " Relaxed, leisurely and unforced, exactly the way a pleasant round of golf ought to be."

    Posted Apr 29, 2004

    Rotten

    Rotten
    39%

    Man on Fire (2004)

    " A movie of two unreconcilable halves."

    Posted Apr 22, 2004

    Fresh

    Fresh
    91%

    Shaolin Soccer (2002)

    " The movie has a rambunctious and likable energy that compensates for its unsteady, only intermittently amusing narrative."

    Posted Mar 31, 2004

    Fresh

    Fresh
    81%

    Hellboy (2004)

    " One of the sturdier superhero movies of the last couple of years, with monsters and effects and diabolical baddies to spare, a heart as big as a house and a love story that actually gets its hooks in you."

    Posted Mar 31, 2004

    Fresh

    Rotten
    46%

    Eurotrip (2004)

    " While Eurotrip scarcely amounts to a considered examination of transatlantic cultural differences, it sure comes through on the belly-laugh front."

    Posted Feb 26, 2004

    Rotten

    Rotten
    44%

    50 First Dates (2004)

    " The memory-loss device dimly recalls Groundhog Day, though the film's low laugh rate, occasional lachrymosity and flaccid pacing assuredly do not."

    Posted Feb 11, 2004

    Fresh

    Fresh
    93%

    Touching the Void (2004)

    " Breathtaking stuff that freezes the toes, harrows the soul and turns the viewer's seat into a foot-wide ledge over a yawning chasm."

    Posted Feb 5, 2004

    Fresh

    Fresh
    69%

    Barbershop 2: Back in Business (2004)

    " Hysterically funny, historically aware, politically nuanced, culturally sophisticated and productively self-critical all at the same time -- and you'll need a second viewing just to catch all the jokes."

    Posted Feb 5, 2004

    Rotten

    Rotten
    16%

    The Perfect Score (2004)

    " This undercooked high school heist movie is disfigured by flabby dialogue ... unfunny pratfalls and criminally slack pacing."

    Posted Jan 28, 2004

    Fresh

    Fresh
    75%

    Peter Pan (2003)

    " For the first time in ages, a film makes one grateful for special effects: Indeed, it feels as if this is the very story such innovations were invented to enhance. You do, you do, you DO believe in fairies!"

    Posted Dec 18, 2003

    Fresh

    Fresh
    98%

    The Revolution Will Not Be Televised (2003)

    " Rough-hewn, improvisatory and contentedly lo-fi, the resulting documentary should prove warmly encouraging to embattled progressives of all stripes, and incidentally offers the best political date-movie of the week."

    Posted Nov 20, 2003

    Fresh

    Fresh
    71%

    Tattoo (2002)

    " A nasty, intelligent and complex thriller."

    Posted Jul 9, 2003

    Rotten

    Rotten
    16%

    The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (2003)

    " Norrington falls repeatedly into predictable fight sequences and apocalyptic explosions, drowning the few remnants of wit and subtlety under bombast and empty stylistics."

    Posted Jul 9, 2003

    Rotten

    Rotten
    53%

    Legend of Suriyothai (2003)

    " Despite the exotic visuals, Western viewers may have trouble digesting a two-and-a- half-hour epic more in the tradition of Thucydides than De Mille."

    Posted Jun 18, 2003

    Rotten

    Rotten
    10%

    Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)

    " At 82 minutes it feels longer than Lawrence of Arabia -- and a lot less funny."

    Posted Jun 12, 2003

    Fresh

    Fresh
    67%

    La Ley De Herodes (2000)

    " A bracingly sarcastic political comedy ... possessed of a baleful satiric eye for hypocrisy and greed, a delicious anti-clerical bent, and pitch-perfect comic timing."

    Posted Jun 12, 2003

    Fresh

    Rotten
    35%

    The In-Laws (2003)

    " Often extremely funny."

    Posted May 22, 2003

    Rotten

    Rotten
    35%

    The Real Cancun (2003)

    " No matter how 'real' things appear, scenarios and story arcs are relentlessly imposed upon the partay-cipants so as to finesse a narrative as crudely overdetermined and howlingly predictable as any studio-manufactured fiction."

    Posted May 1, 2003

    Fresh

    Rotten
    31%

    Returning Mickey Stern (2005)

    " The always-watchable Bologna is the adhesive holding together this slight and gentle romantic comedy, lending it perhaps more conviction and authority than the material warrants."

    Posted Apr 25, 2003
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