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Critics / Jesse Hassenger
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    JESSE HASSENGER

    Agrees with the Tomatometer 81% of the time.

    Publications: Filmcritic.com, MovieWeb, PopMatters

    Total Reviews: 169

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    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    87%

    The Princess and the Frog (2009)

    " the movie more than works; a joy of animation is palpable throughout" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Nov 24, 2009

    Rotten
    3/5

    Fresh
    82%

    Broken Embraces (2009)

    " for all of his elegant homage, reflection, and beautiful treatment of Cruz, Almodóvar's actual storytelling gets a little hoary" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Nov 19, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    50%

    Uncertainty (2009)

    Click here to read article — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Nov 19, 2009

    Fresh
    3/5

    Fresh
    86%

    Trick 'r Treat (2009)

    " has genuine holiday spirit" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Oct 30, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    82%

    Black Dynamite (2009)

    " blaxploitation equivalent of the B-movies Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino cooked up for Grindhouse." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Oct 15, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    18%

    The Other Man (2009)

    " plays like a bleary, wandering dream." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Sep 10, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    100%

    Passing Strange (2010)

    " a cross between a PBS-style special and a concert movie." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Aug 20, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Fresh
    85%

    World's Greatest Dad (2009)

    " Even at its sharpest, though, the movie never really takes off" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Aug 20, 2009

    Fresh
    7/10

    Fresh
    95%

    In the Loop (2009)

    " In the Loop is often very funny -- minute for minute, surely one of the funniest movies of the year -- but it's a little exhausting, too." — PopMatters

    Posted Aug 14, 2009

    Rotten
    3/10

    Rotten
    36%

    G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra (2009)

    " Unfortunately, the plot requires Sienna Miller to strike sparks off of Channing Tatum, which is somewhat like smashing granite against wood." — PopMatters

    Posted Aug 14, 2009

    Rotten
    3/5

    Fresh
    77%

    It Might Get Loud (2009)

    " entertaining, celebratory, and slightly defanged." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Aug 13, 2009

    Rotten
    3/5

    Fresh
    60%

    Paper Heart (2009)

    " naggingly juvenile" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Aug 6, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    47%

    Whatever Works (2009)

    " a more successful variation on Allen's shoulder-shrugging philosophy" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Jun 18, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    19%

    Downloading Nancy (2008)

    " creates a deadening sense of ennui not through empathy or lived-in performances, but tedium." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Jun 4, 2009

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    11%

    What Goes Up (2009)

    " a mess of a movie" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted May 28, 2009

    Fresh
    4.5/5

    N/A

    Arrested Development - Season 3 (2005)

    " one of the best things to ever happen to TV" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted May 25, 2009

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    28%

    12 Rounds (2009)

    " suffers from more or less the same problem as The Marine: it's stupid, but not quite delightfully stupid" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Mar 29, 2009

    Fresh
    4/5

    N/A

    Futurama: Into the Wild Green Yonder (2009)

    " more streamlined and propulsive than its predecessors" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Mar 26, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    72%

    Sunshine Cleaning (2009)

    " The filmmakers genuinely like both sisters, and we do too." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Mar 12, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    32%

    Fanboys (2009)

    " just another rowdy boys' party, rather than an insightful celebration" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Feb 8, 2009

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    32%

    Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009)

    " derivative and silly, and still inescapably inessential. But on a cold day in late January, it's a lot of fun" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Jan 23, 2009

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    55%

    The Tale of Despereaux (2008)

    " with Pixar's advances towering on one side and classic Disney features on the other, this wan little picture might just as well slip, mouselike, into the cracks." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Dec 18, 2008

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    33%

    Repo! The Genetic Opera (2008)

    " clearly strives to defy description, which of course makes it fun to describe" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Dec 8, 2008

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    26%

    Punisher: War Zone (2008)

    " occasionally terrible enough to be funny, but never funny enough to overcome its thundering stupidity" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Dec 4, 2008

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    41%

    My Name is Bruce (2008)

    " Even when helping to design his own vehicle, he's once again the best thing in a second-rate movie." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Nov 5, 2008

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    45%

    Sex Drive (2008)

    " a road trip with too many stops for fast food." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Oct 16, 2008

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    86%

    Rachel Getting Married (2008)

    " an unfunny, more conventionally "likable" version of Margot at the Wedding" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Oct 2, 2008

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    39%

    The House Bunny (2008)

    " Faris fans should see it for her showcase, and nonfans might convert by the end" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Aug 24, 2008

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    15%

    Mirrors (2008)

    " tedious ... like an "unrated" DVD version of itself" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Aug 17, 2008

    Fresh
    4.5/5

    Fresh
    77%

    Dark City (1998)

    " mixes visual marvels with B-movie archetypes" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Jul 28, 2008

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    77%

    Baghead (2008)

    " however talky and handheld, the story is deceptively strong," — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Jul 15, 2008

    Fresh
    4/5

    N/A

    Futurama the Movie: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008)

    " boasts a more imaginative vision of mankind's collective follies than roughly 90 percent of theatrically-released science-fiction movies" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Jun 24, 2008

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Rotten
    53%

    The Promotion (2008)

    " better than the usual in so many ways" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Jun 9, 2008

    Rotten
    4/10

    Rotten
    55%

    The Foot Fist Way (2008)

    " Fred is a sadder, more recognizable version of Ferrell characters like Ricky Bobby or Ron Burgundy, a pompous manchild with delusions of masculine dominance." — PopMatters

    Posted Jun 8, 2008

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    60%

    The Fall (2008)

    " the ever-shifting tall-tale narrative keeps The Fall dreamlike, rather than, say, Gatoradesque." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted May 17, 2008

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    84%

    Delirious (2007)

    " The film isn't as broadly funny as the previous DiCillo-Buscemi collaboration Living in Oblivion, but its outsiders peering in have an uncomfortable resonance." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted May 5, 2008

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    12%

    Deception (2008)

    " wants us to get all hot and bothered watching a status bar on an electronic funds transfer" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted May 4, 2008

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    49%

    Smart People (2008)

    " The actors make Smart People homey and comfy enough, but the film doesn't build them a proper home." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Apr 12, 2008

    Fresh
    3.5/5

    Fresh
    60%

    I Could Never Be Your Woman (2008)

    " It's smart and warm, and if Heckerling loses her grip a few times, it's only because she's squeezing so hard." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Apr 2, 2008

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    50%

    Penelope (2008)

    " It's only missing a scene where the heroine cries angry tears and demands to know if that's all she is to the hero, a stupid bet." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Feb 28, 2008

    Rotten
    3/5

    Rotten
    26%

    Step Up 2 the Streets (2008)

    " give the new movie some credit for being a lot more fun than its namesake" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Feb 18, 2008

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    94%

    Blade Runner - The Final Cut (1982)

    " Scott's film may keep us at arm's length, but it holds us, too." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Dec 17, 2007

    Fresh
    4/5

    Fresh
    100%

    Futurama the Movie: Bender's Big Score (2007)

    " a lovely gift to deprived Futurama fans" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Dec 2, 2007

    Rotten
    1.5/5

    Rotten
    24%

    Awake (2007)

    " an exercise in dramatic paralysis." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Dec 2, 2007

    Rotten
    2/5

    Rotten
    18%

    Saw IV (2007)

    " as cheap and cheesy as its brethren, but oddly boring for long stretches" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Oct 27, 2007

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    28%

    Spice World (1997)

    " probably a coin-toss victory against a Spice Babies Saturday morning cartoon" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Oct 17, 2007

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    55%

    We Own The Night (2007)

    " The film isn't exactly boring. But nor does much of it feel necessary." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Oct 15, 2007

    Rotten
    2.5/5

    Rotten
    25%

    Dragon Wars (2007)

    " blissfully awful" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Sep 30, 2007

    Rotten
    3/5

    Rotten
    23%

    Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)

    " It's hard to recommend a Resident Evil movie, but even harder to say I wouldn't see part four." — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Sep 22, 2007

    Fresh
    4/5

    Rotten
    54%

    Across the Universe (2007)

    " not quite the masterpiece it could've been, but as an experiment, as entertainment, and as a tribute to the group's lasting inspiration, it works" — Filmcritic.com

    Posted Sep 16, 2007
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