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JESSE HASSENGER
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BEST TO WORST SAMPLING
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5/5  Airplane!
4.5/5  Aladdin
4/5  Animation Show - Volume 1
3.5/5  May
3/5  Capturing the Friedmans
2.5/5  Blue Car
2/5  Honey
4/10  The Foot Fist Way
1.5/5  The Order
1/5  In The Mix
 
 
BEST REVIEWED
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5/5  Airplane!
4.5/5  Dark City
4.5/5  Arrested Development - Season 1
4.5/5  The Matrix
4.5/5  Aladdin
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WORST REVIEWED
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1/5  In The Mix
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This critic agrees with the Tomatometer 81% of the time.

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3.5/5
 
" an unfunny, more conventionally "likable" version of Margot at the Wedding" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 2, 2008
 
Rachel Getting Married (2008)84%
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3.5/5
 
" Faris fans should see it for her showcase, and nonfans might convert by the end" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 24, 2008
 
The House Bunny (2008)39%
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2/5
 
" tedious ... like an "unrated" DVD version of itself" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 17, 2008
 
Mirrors (2008)13%
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4.5/5
 
" mixes visual marvels with B-movie archetypes" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 28, 2008
 
Dark City (1998)76%
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4/5
 
" however talky and handheld, the story is deceptively strong," -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Jul 15, 2008
 
Baghead (2008)78%
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4/5
 
" boasts a more imaginative vision of mankind's collective follies than roughly 90 percent of theatrically-released science-fiction movies" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 24, 2008
 
Futurama the Movie: The Beast with a Billion Backs (2008)n/a
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3.5/5
 
" better than the usual in so many ways" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 9, 2008
 
The Promotion (2008)47%
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4/10
 
" Fred is a sadder, more recognizable version of Ferrell characters like Ricky Bobby or Ron Burgundy, a pompous manchild with delusions of masculine dominance." -- PopMatters
Posted Jun 8, 2008
 
The Foot Fist Way (2008)57%
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3.5/5
 
" the ever-shifting tall-tale narrative keeps The Fall dreamlike, rather than, say, Gatoradesque." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted May 17, 2008
 
The Fall (2008)58%
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3.5/5
 
" The film isn't as broadly funny as the previous DiCillo-Buscemi collaboration Living in Oblivion, but its outsiders peering in have an uncomfortable resonance." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted May 5, 2008
 
Delirious (2007)85%
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2/5
 
" wants us to get all hot and bothered watching a status bar on an electronic funds transfer" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted May 4, 2008
 
Deception (2008)12%
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2.5/5
 
" The actors make Smart People homey and comfy enough, but the film doesn't build them a proper home." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 12, 2008
 
Smart People (2008)49%
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3.5/5
 
" It's smart and warm, and if Heckerling loses her grip a few times, it's only because she's squeezing so hard." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 2, 2008
 
I Could Never Be Your Woman (2008)60%
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2/5
 
" It's only missing a scene where the heroine cries angry tears and demands to know if that's all she is to the hero, a stupid bet." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 28, 2008
 
Penelope (2008)52%
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3/5
 
" give the new movie some credit for being a lot more fun than its namesake" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 18, 2008
 
Step Up 2 the Streets (2008)24%
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4/5
 
" Scott's film may keep us at arm's length, but it holds us, too." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 17, 2007
 
Blade Runner - The Final Cut (1982)97%
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4/5
 
" a lovely gift to deprived Futurama fans" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 2, 2007
 
Futurama the Movie: Bender's Big Score (2007)100%
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1.5/5
 
" an exercise in dramatic paralysis." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Dec 2, 2007
 
Awake (2007)24%
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2/5
 
" as cheap and cheesy as its brethren, but oddly boring for long stretches" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 27, 2007
 
Saw IV (2007)19%
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2.5/5
 
" probably a coin-toss victory against a Spice Babies Saturday morning cartoon" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 17, 2007
 
Spice World (1997)29%
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2.5/5
 
" The film isn't exactly boring. But nor does much of it feel necessary." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 15, 2007
 
We Own The Night (2007)55%
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2.5/5
 
" blissfully awful" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 30, 2007
 
Dragon Wars (2007)27%
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3/5
 
" It's hard to recommend a Resident Evil movie, but even harder to say I wouldn't see part four." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 22, 2007
 
Resident Evil: Extinction (2007)22%
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4/5
 
" not quite the masterpiece it could've been, but as an experiment, as entertainment, and as a tribute to the group's lasting inspiration, it works" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 16, 2007
 
Across the Universe (2007)54%
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3.5/5
 
" August the director fits a lot of architecture into his tiny spaces." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Sep 4, 2007
 
The Nines (2007)70%
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2.5/5
 
" almost impossible to admire as a whole." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 26, 2007
 
Dedication (2007)41%
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2.5/5
 
" could suffice as entertainment in a lot of low-expectation venues" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 26, 2007
 
War (2007)14%
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2/5
 
" self-conscious, scruffy, chatty, and able to make self-deprecation seem downright pretentious" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 23, 2007
 
The Hottest State (2006)33%
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3.5/5
 
" The appeal of Hot Rod is simpler than viral internet paradigm shifts: it is a very silly movie with a nature equal parts good and strange." --
Posted Aug 20, 2007
 
Hot Rod (2007)39%
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2/5
 
" just a TV movie with talented actors, a zombie movie without blood, a dead-eyed body with human beings trapped inside" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 16, 2007
 
The Invasion (2007)19%
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2/5
 
" too trashy to be a complete bore, though it's also too TV-ish to work as a grand, campy folly" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 5, 2007
 
I Know Who Killed Me (2007)8%
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3.5/5
 
" The movie may be a bizarre goof, but the effort -- second-hand material included -- is utterly sincere." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 4, 2007
 
Hot Rod (2007)39%
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2/5
 
" the cinematic equivalent of a nice retirement facility" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 2, 2007
 
Becoming Jane (2007)57%
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4/5
 
Click here to read article -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Aug 1, 2007
 
Veronica Mars - The Complete First Season (2004)n/a
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3.5/5
 
" perfect for a particular audience -- too old for an all-cartoon diet, but still not yet interested in movies about adults" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 20, 2007
 
Nancy Drew (2007)49%
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3.5/5
 
" as cool and varied as ever" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Jun 7, 2007
 
Ocean's Thirteen (2007)70%
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2.5/5
 
" corporate negligence works for a few laughs, but cuts out way too early for anything more" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted May 21, 2007
 
Severance (2007)65%
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3.5/5
 
" a lovely, bittersweet parting gift" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted May 21, 2007
 
Waitress (2007)88%
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3/5
 
" stylishly shot and halfway intelligent" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted May 13, 2007
 
The Invisible (2007)19%
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2/5
 
" This kind of adult entertainment will have parents pining to take their kids to movies again." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Apr 14, 2007
 
Perfect Stranger (2007)10%
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3.5/5
 
" Call it townie noir." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Mar 29, 2007
 
The Lookout (2007)87%
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2.5/5
 
" the grab-bagginess of its failure is kind of endearing" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 17, 2007
 
Ghost Rider (2007)28%
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3.5/5
 
" rare is the film where a cut scene will make you like it even more." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 5, 2007
 
The Puffy Chair (2006)76%
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3/5
 
" Sedgwick liked attention and she liked having fun; at least the movie honors half of that." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 5, 2007
 
Factory Girl (2007)19%
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2/5
 
" It doesn't end with a mad dash through an airport, for example. But nor does it bother with thinking of anything much better." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Feb 5, 2007
 
Catch and Release (2007)22%
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2/5
 
" The more we see of these werewolves, the more we notice that they come in two flavors: conflicted moping (played by Agnes Bruckner) and fey Eurotrash (played by everyone else)." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 26, 2007
 
Blood and Chocolate (2007)10%
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3.5/5
 
" the faces of The Dead Girl, and their ways of reacting to utter awfulness, are preserved in your memory for days afterward" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 18, 2007
 
The Dead Girl (2006)74%
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2/5
 
" its off-kilter wit is displayed with stinginess (or is it laziness?)." -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Jan 15, 2007
 
Let's Go to Prison (2006)8%
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3/5
 
" slapped together with love" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 28, 2006
 
Saw III (2006)26%
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2/5
 
" kicks *** at being totally lousy" -- Filmcritic.com
Posted Oct 15, 2006
 
The Marine (2006)21%

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