Characters: Jay and Silent Bob
Movie: Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Scream 3, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Clerks II

What you'll need:

For Jay:

• Dark winter hat
• Dark colored trenchcoat
• T-shirt
• Jeans
• Long blonde hair
• Optional: Doobies

For Silent Bob:

• Backwards baseball cap
• Trenchcoat
• T-shirt
• Jeans
• Brown hair and goatee
• Big bones
• Optional: Doobie

As the perpetually stoned Greek chorus in many of Kevin Smith's films, Jay and Silent Bob turned hanging out in front of convenience stores into a raison d'etre. As such, it's not terribly difficult to replicate the look of New Jersey's finest sidewalk philosophers, though their hair might pose something of a problem. Nevertheless, a good dark trench coat can likely be found at your local thrift store, and the rest is probably in your wardrobe somewhere. Be forewarned, however: Silent Bob wears his hats backwards, and never says anything.

Classic line: "Snootchie-bootchies!"