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You Don't Mess With The Zohan

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You Don't Mess With The Zohan (2008)

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Reviews Counted:177

Fresh:64

Rotten:113

Average Rating:4.6/10

Consensus: You Don't Mess With the Zohan features intermittent laughs, and will please Sandler diehards, but after awhile the leaky premise wears thin.

Runtime: 1 hr 57 mins

Genre: Comedies

US Box Office: $100,018,837

Synopsis: Dennis Dugan (BIG DADDY, HAPPY GILMORE) directs this comedy co-written by Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, and Robert Smigel. Disco- and hummus-loving Zohan (Sandler) is the Israeli army's best weapon.... Dennis Dugan (BIG DADDY, HAPPY GILMORE) directs this comedy co-written by Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow, and Robert Smigel. Disco- and hummus-loving Zohan (Sandler) is the Israeli army's best weapon. He can single-handedly take out terrorists and swim like a dolphin, and still find time to charm the ladies. But this lethal weapon is tired of fighting Palestinian terrorists like the Phantom (John Turturro). He has bigger dreams: he wants to cut and style hair. Unfortunately, once Zohan arrives in New York City with a new look straight out of the 1980s and an assumed identity after faking his own death, his lack of experience gets him laughed out of salon after salon. Finally, Dalia (Emmanuelle Chriqui), a Palestinian salon owner, gives him a shot, and the older patrons love him. But just as Zohan is hitting his stride, Salim, a Palestinian New York City cabbie (Rob Schneider) recognizes him, and suddenly the Zohan's dream is in jeopardy. To confuse matters more, there is a Trump-like developer (Michael Buffer) who is trying to clear out the Manhattan neighborhood where Israelis and Palestinians peacefully coexist in order to build a mall. A bulked-up Sandler is amusing as Zohan, and this is Schneider's best performance in years. Despite the extreme stereotyping, there is an underlying message about the futility of war and fact that people really are, after all, just people. The film is peppered with brief appearances from a menagerie of celebrities, including Chris Rock, Dave Matthews, Charlotte Rae, Kevin James, John McEnroe, Mariah Carey, George Takei, and Bruce Vilanch. Lainie Kazan and Nick Swardson also star in this film as a mother and son who befriend the new immigrant. [More]

Starring: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson

Starring: Adam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Nick Swardson, Lainie Kazan, Rob Schneider

Director: Dennis Dugan

Director: Dennis Dugan
Screenwriter: Robert Smigel, Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow
Producer: Adam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo
Composer: Rupert Gregson-Williams
Studio: Sony Pictures Entertainment

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His humor works best when it's throw-away, but Zohan throws everything up to get a yuck. It's a shock to see how many 'yuck!' moments Sandler settles for.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
06/06/08
Joe Neumaier
Joe Neumaier
New York Daily News

You Don't Mess with the Zohan is the best Adam Sandler comedy in ages - but for only the film's first 20 minutes.

Full Review Source: Washington Times | comment Comment
06/06/08
Christian Toto
Christian Toto
Washington Times

Zohan tries for a message of social relevance with a nod to America as the land of multicultural coexistence, but its real value is in air-fluffing our cares away for a couple of hours.

Full Review Source: Minneapolis Star Tribune | comment Comment
06/06/08
Colin Covert
Colin Covert
Minneapolis Star Tribune

Essentially, You Don't Mess With the Zohan isn't all that different in tone and sensibility from Sandler's previous films, but he's really trying in this one, and the effort pays off.

Full Review Source: Miami Herald | comment Comment
06/06/08
Rene Rodriguez
Rene Rodriguez
Miami Herald

Zohan skirts any real issues, but maybe crass and messy is more reflective of the times and situation.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Daily News | comment Comment
06/06/08
Rob Lowman
Rob Lowman
Los Angeles Daily News

It’s at its best when Adam Sandler is catching fish with his buttocks, just like most of his movies.

Full Review Source: Kansas City Star | comment Comment
06/06/08
Jason Heck
Jason Heck
Kansas City Star

This collision of sensibilities may be funnier than much of Sandler's recent repertoire, but it's also a clumsy, scattershot fiasco that's more likely to offend those with astute comedic taste than anyone on either side of the Israeli-Palestine equation.

Full Review Source: Jam! Movies | comment Comment
06/06/08
Kevin Williamson
Kevin Williamson
Jam! Movies

Not that You Don't Mess with the Zohan is meant to be taken seriously, nor is it meant to be an intelligent discussion of world politics. But even as a zany comedy whose backdrop kinda-sorta happens to have some heft to it, it falters.

Full Review Source: Detroit News | comment Comment
06/06/08
Adam Graham
Adam Graham
Detroit News

Evidently there's something even harder to pull off than Middle Eastern peace: a steady run of jokes that deserve our laughter -- if You Don't Mess With the Zohan is an indicator.

Full Review Source: Denver Post | comment Comment
06/06/08
Lisa Kennedy
Lisa Kennedy
Denver Post

You mess with the Zohan at the risk of your own IQ. But anyone who realizes or cares about such hazards has likely crossed the movie off the to-see list already.

Full Review Source: Dallas Morning News | comment Comment
06/06/08
Chris Vognar
Chris Vognar
Dallas Morning News

The Zohan could have worked significantly better if it was delivered in smaller doses, like say a reoccurring skit on "Saturday Night Live," but at 113 minutes the movie wears out its welcome long before the closing credits hit the screen.

Full Review Source: Watertown Daily Times | comment Comment
06/06/08
Adam Tobias
Adam Tobias
Watertown Daily Times

Zohan coasts on its premise far more often than it fulfills it. But these days, you take your laughs where you find them. It's a pretty good scattershot comedy.

Full Review Source: Christian Science Monitor | comment Comment
06/06/08
Peter Rainer
Peter Rainer
Christian Science Monitor

Sandler works so hard at this, and so shamelessly, that he battered down my resistance.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | comment Comment
06/06/08
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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Though a bunch of the jokes are milked too thin, there are some absurdly goofy sight gags, and a lineup of fun, silly cameos by guests from Chris Rock to Mariah Carey.

Full Review Source: Chicago Reader | comment Comment
06/06/08
Andrea Gronvall
Andrea Gronvall
Chicago Reader

True Sandler fans will want to know only where Zohan stands on the A.S. scale, with Happy Gilmore at the top and Little Nicky at the bottom. I'd put it closer to the latter than the former.

Full Review Source: Charlotte Observer | comment Comment
06/06/08
Lawrence Toppman
Lawrence Toppman
Charlotte Observer

If You Don't Mess With the Zohan isn't the bravest movie ever made about current Arab-Israeli relations, it's at least the bravest movie ever made about current Arab-Israeli relations featuring a former Mossad agent who shags Lainie Kazan.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
06/06/08
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe

At 113 minutes, the movie bloats, and the humor wears thin, but it's still one of Adam Sandler's sturdier vehicles. That's consumer guidance for Sandler fans -- not high praise.

Full Review Source: Baltimore Sun | comment Comment
06/06/08
Michael Sragow
Michael Sragow
Baltimore Sun

Any positive messages are practically drowned out by the film's relentless crude humor, much of which is too dumb to be all that funny.

Full Review Source: Christianity Today | comment Comment
06/06/08
Peter T. Chattaway
Peter T. Chattaway
Christianity Today

There's just enough chutzpah to Zohan to keep it amusing and sporadically uproarious. It's a decent comedy construct: a film one unforgiving editorial pass away from greatness.

Full Review Source: BrianOrndorf.com | comment Comment
06/06/08
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
BrianOrndorf.com

It’s painfully unfunny and cumbersome for extended stretches, necessitating bizarre story detours to jumpstart jokes that, though funny, often seem completely misplaced.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
06/06/08
Wade Major
Wade Major
Boxoffice Magazine
 
 
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