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News / Columns / Total Recall
Total Recall: Tomatopalooza -- Cinema's Greatest Fake Bands
A list of moviedom's greatest hits.
by RT Staff | August 20, 2008
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This week, The Rocker hits theaters, telling the tale of a drummer who joins a teenage band years after getting kicked out of a monster rock group. With that in mind, it's high time we took a look at some of the greatest fake rockers and rappers in movie history.




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Josie and the Pussycats
As seen in: Josie and the Pussycats (2001)
Tomatometer: 53%

Boy bands and mall punk pop music. The combination sounds worse than a Raffi benefit concert, but we indeed did live through such dark times. In fact, some probably even liked it! Resurrecting the 1970s cartoon curio, Josie and the Pussycats presents itself as a satire of the pop music industry during its height of audience cynicism; the movie's plot revolves around three girls (Rachael Leigh Cook, Tara Reid, and Rosario Dawson) navigating the biz and uncovering their record label's conspiracy of brainwashing people into enjoying their music. You have to be lobotomized to like the crap on the radio, the movie almost says.








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CB4
As seen in: CB4 (1993)
Tomatometer: 63%

Taking a page from This Is Spinal Tap to lampoon the world of gangsta rap (albeit a few years too late), CB4 follows the meteoric rise of the titular rap group, whose members include Albert "MC Gusto" Brown (Chris Rock), Euripides "Dead Mike" Smalls (Allen Payne), and Otis, a.k.a. Stab Master Arson (Deezer D). Though critics generally compared it unfavorably to Tap, CB4 has enjoyed a cult following in the post-theatrical market -- partly because of typically terrific appearances from supporting actors such as Phil Hartman, Chris Elliot, Khandi Alexander, and Charlie Murphy, and partly because of tracks like "Straight Outta Locash."




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earthbound
earthbound writes:
on Aug 20 2008 05:41 PM

Cameron Crowe is married to NANCY Wilson, not her sister Ann.

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Some guy you dont know
Some guy you dont know writes:
on Aug 20 2008 06:54 PM

Stillwaters ftw.

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sycp
sycp writes:
on Aug 20 2008 07:54 PM

What About "Steal Dragon" from Rock Star. They Rock Harder than Most Real Bands today

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handsome chip
handsome chip writes:
on Aug 20 2008 08:09 PM

Its a crime that Josie and the ***** cats is on this list and not The Lone Rangers. Chaz, Rex and Pip rock.

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handsome chip
handsome chip writes:
on Aug 20 2008 08:10 PM

Hah! I guess I mean Pussycats*

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hunch51984
hunch51984 writes:
on Aug 20 2008 08:28 PM

What about Strange Fruit from Still Crazy?!!!

Not the most well known movie but it is a great movie.


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Pleasuretown
Pleasuretown writes:
on Aug 20 2008 10:55 PM

I'm glad Josie and the Pussycats made the list. I don't care what anyone says.

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ironmanstarks
ironmanstarks writes:
on Aug 20 2008 11:54 PM

I can't believe I've never seen This is Spinal Tap. Go ahead,trash me and tell me how good it is, especially since I have seen Josie and the Assclowns.

Almost Famous is a great movie.


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talkingsock
talkingsock writes:
on Aug 20 2008 11:56 PM

In reply to this comment (#1994137)
Obviously or you'd keep that well hidden

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Roxtar
Roxtar writes:
on Aug 21 2008 12:30 AM

I'm totally with you handsome chip, but I do love me some Tara Reid! Yep! I said it!

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manalozeus
manalozeus writes:
on Aug 21 2008 01:12 AM

How about those kid from School of Rock? They were fantastic! Maybe they're too young

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Daniel Aaron
Daniel Aaron writes:
on Aug 21 2008 02:34 AM

quick question...how is it the Blues Brothers only got a 76% tomato rating..besides incredible music incredible dance numbers..(the church,out in front of Ray's) Dialogue in which Terintino probably learned how to write..The Mall sequence ..Elwoods apt. Carrie Fisher, John Candy and the Illinois law enforcement community the last car chase and everything eles oh lets not forget Frank Oz...unreal oh and of course the band and the Blues mobile and Jake and Elwood..oh and Cab Calloway John lee hooker,James Brown..Twiggy....Aretha Franklin...many more

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whitey_mcwhite
whitey_mcwhite writes:
on Aug 21 2008 09:46 AM

I have to say that I would pick Steel Dragon, Strange Fruit, The Lone Rangers, and The School of Rock over most of the bands on this list. Too bad you guys are going to Tomatometer and not by the greatness of the actual fake bands within the movie!

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spooksmagee
spooksmagee writes:
on Aug 21 2008 09:54 AM

WYLD STALLIONS!

/air guitar


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dahluzz
dahluzz writes:
on Aug 21 2008 11:01 AM

there's some funny crap about the band Visuvius from 'the rocker' on funny or die. will arnett is a friggin gee.

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/1173bdf436


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battleship_potemkin
battleship_potemkin writes:
on Aug 21 2008 11:52 AM

Kathleen Turner Overdrive is fake!? I actually saw them play in Atlanta in the mid 90's... I think... I was pretty wasted back then.

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Epaminondas
Epaminondas writes:
on Aug 21 2008 11:53 AM

No Eddie and the Cruisers?

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laidtowaste
laidtowaste writes:
on Aug 21 2008 12:13 PM

School of Rock? No? Ok.

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Urban_Nomad
Urban_Nomad writes:
on Aug 21 2008 01:02 PM

I feel like Waynes World should get some kind of a nod here.
I would even consider the guys banging their heads to Queen in the Gremlin a better fake band than Josie and the Pussycats.

God Gave Rock and Roll to You - Kiss (Wyld Stallions) is an A memory


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Wall*Dee
Wall*Dee writes:
on Aug 21 2008 01:36 PM

Tap kicks ***. That's all there is to say.

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