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The Cottage (2008)

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Reviews Counted:17

Fresh:12

Rotten:5

Average Rating:5.7/10

Genre: Comedies

US Box Office: $0

Synopsis: Peter (Reece Shearsmith of the comedy troupe The League of Gentlemen) is a real wimp. He's got a domineering wife and even a fear of moths. So how'd he end up holding a pottymouthed gangster's... Peter (Reece Shearsmith of the comedy troupe The League of Gentlemen) is a real wimp. He's got a domineering wife and even a fear of moths. So how'd he end up holding a pottymouthed gangster's daughter (Jennifer Ellison) hostage in an isolated country cottage with his brother, a hardened criminal (Andy Serkis, The Lord of the Rings) From writer/director Paul Andrew Williams, this horror-comedy is an about-face from his gritty, award-winning debut, the crime thriller London to Brighton. From the beginning, every step of Peter and his brother's simple plan goes wrong. Their head-butting hostage seems to be more trouble than she's worth, her bumbling brother (Steve O'Donnell, Shakespeare in Love), who is in on the scheme, can't even get a decent ski mask, and they certainly hadn't counted on two murderous Chinese gangsters lurking in the woods. When their hostage escapes on a bathroom break, the chase leads them to a seemingly abandoned farmhouse where someone dangerous lurks-and he has an axe, a freezer full of hands, and who knows what in the basement.

A slapstick splatter film in the tradition of Sam Raimi's Evil Dead, The Cottage wrings imaginative twists from the usual slice-anddice formula of the genre. Made on a shoestring, Williams' film begins on a claustrophobically small scale, making its transition into gory Grand Guignol all the more unexpected. Shearsmith, turning in the kind of nuanced performance one doesn't usually expect in a horror film, is its bleeding heart and battered soul. --© Tribecca Film Festival
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Starring: Doug Bradley, Andy Serkis, Jennifer Ellison, Johnny Harris

Starring: Doug Bradley, Andy Serkis, Jennifer Ellison, Johnny Harris

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'The Cottage' doesn't have enough horror to satisfy horror fans and not enough comedy to satisfy everybody else.

Full Review Source: ESplatter | comment Comment
06/17/08
Lucius Gore
Lucius Gore
ESplatter

The degree to which the movie is redeemed by its impossible-to-anticipate third act is consequently quite staggering...

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | comment Comment
06/08/08
David Nusair
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

The Cottage, against the odds, makes a better caper movie than gore flick.

Full Review Source: Bryant Frazer's Deep Focus | comment Comment
05/12/08
Bryant Frazer
Bryant Frazer
Bryant Frazer's Deep Focus

Broad comedy and splattery horror are a pretty tough combo to pull off, but if anyone can do it ... the British can.

Full Review Source: Cinematical | comment Comment
05/09/08
Scott Weinberg
Scott Weinberg
Cinematical

an expertly witty, often hilarious gorefest

Full Review Source: Jaman | comment Comment
05/04/08
Jay Antani
Jay Antani
Jaman

lively if programmatic horror pic

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
03/17/08
Variety
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It’s a rural retreat to base jokes – and it needed to be a lot cleverer than this to make it a glorious retreat.

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03/14/08
Sun Online
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Nice performances from Shearsmith and Serkis, and some outrageous ketchupy grossout, though I have to say The Cottage has nothing like the rigour, originality or power of Williams's debut.

Full Review Source: Guardian [UK] | comment Comment
03/14/08
Peter Bradshaw
Peter Bradshaw
Guardian [UK]
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This film is fabulously deranged.

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03/14/08
James Christopher
James Christopher
Times [UK]
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From the miasma of mediocrity known as modern British horror emerges a low-budget fright film that deserves to be remembered alongside homegrown classics such as Shaun Of The Dead.

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03/14/08
Daily Mirror [UK]
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This is cartoon carnage with a slightly surreal twist - most notably in Peter's encounter with a swarm of moths - but the developing bond between the brothers makes it surprisingly poignant too. All things considered, you'll forgive the shaky parts.

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03/14/08
Stella Papamichael
Stella Papamichael
BBC

If you loved L2B’s social-realist integrity, you’ll be bemused by Williams’ 180-degree turn into Guignol and gut-busting. A labour of love that’s sometimes plain laboured, but a stronger, splattery second half will curry favour with gorehounds.

Full Review Source: Total Film | comment 1 Comment
03/14/08
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Andy Serkis shouts a lot, as if raising the decibel level will compensate for the dire dialogue, while Jennifer Ellison displays more cleavage than acting ability.

Full Review Source: Time Out | comment Comment
03/14/08
Nigel Floyd
Nigel Floyd
Time Out

With all the meaty goodness of Neil Marshall’s Dog Soldiers, The Cottage offers solid Brit-horror nourishment.

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03/14/08
Elliott Noble
Elliott Noble
Sky Movies

Frightfest regulars and hungry gorehounds will get a kick out of this, but those who hailed Williams as a Brit-indie visionary after London To Brighton might be left scratching their heads.

Full Review Source: Empire Magazine | comment Comment
03/14/08
Nick De Semlyen
Nick De Semlyen
Empire Magazine
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If there's a more depressing release this year then God help us all.

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03/12/08
Matt Glasby
Matt Glasby
Little White Lies

Williams' story twists and turns...veering from Coen caper to Hooper horror -- but the one unifying constant is the film's wicked streak of humour.

Full Review Source: Channel 4 Film | comment Comment
03/10/08
Anton Bitel
Anton Bitel
Channel 4 Film
 
 
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