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Miss March (2009)

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Reviews Counted:72

Fresh:3

Rotten:69

Average Rating:2.5/10

Consensus: Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.

Australian Rating: TBC

Genre: Comedies

Australian Theatrical Release:
May 14, 2009 Wide

US Box Office: $4,485,877

Synopsis: MISS MARCH tells the story of a young man (Zach Cregger, The Whitest Kids U' Know) who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart (Raquel Alessi) has since... MISS MARCH tells the story of a young man (Zach Cregger, The Whitest Kids U' Know) who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart (Raquel Alessi) has since become a naked centerfold in Playboy Magazine. He and his sex-crazed best friend (Trevor Moore, The Whitest Kids U' Know) decide to take a cross- country road trip in order to crash a party at the magazine’s legendary headquarters and win back the girl. --© Fox Searchlight [More]

Starring: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi

Starring: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi

Director: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore

Director: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Screenwriter: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Studio: Fox Atomic

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At its best, this lewder, cruder spin on last year's "Sex Drive" has a disarmingly daffy shaggy-dog touch a la "Half-Baked" or "The Brothers Solomon." But by the time a woman enjoys champagne spiked with dog urine, "Miss March" is all turn-offs.

Full Review Source: Suite101.com | comment Comment
09/25/09
Nick Rogers
Nick Rogers
Suite101.com

Some of the lewdest, unfunniest jokes ever made, and at the end one feels in need of a stiff drink, a hot shower and a lesson in selective amnesia.

Full Review Source: Observer [UK] | comment Comment
09/18/09
Philip French
Philip French
Observer [UK]

A crude, crass, virtually laugh-free sex comedy.

Full Review Source: Time Out | comment Comment
09/11/09
Nigel Floyd
Nigel Floyd
Time Out

If this film were as racist as it is sexist (which it very nearly is), it would be a buddy movie about the madcap antics of two Klan members on a lynching spree. Appalling. If we could give it zero out of five, we would.

Full Review Source: Channel 4 Film | comment Comment
09/11/09
Hannah Forbes Black
Hannah Forbes Black
Channel 4 Film

Miss March must be a contender for worst film of the year. It’s so poor that you begin to suspect it’s a pastiche.

Full Review Source: Times [UK] | comment Comment
09/11/09
Toby Young
Toby Young
Times [UK]
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A whiff of what I can only describe as pure evil billows off the screen while this comedy is playing: a buddy ­grossout picture with zero laughs and a ­persistent, chilling misogyny.

Full Review Source: Guardian [UK] | comment Comment
09/11/09
Peter Bradshaw
Peter Bradshaw
Guardian [UK]
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An almost perfect atrocity. It is a towering K2 of bobbins... the most mangy, noxious, charmless, sexist, racist, unfunny, infantile, stomach-turning, grotesque, clueless, inept and stupid film of the year.

Full Review Source: Daily Telegraph | comment Comment
09/11/09
Tim Robey
Tim Robey
Daily Telegraph

Nothing works. Nothing comes close to working. Even other people's ideas that work in their own films don't work here.

Full Review Source: Sky Movies | comment Comment
09/11/09
Tim Evans
Tim Evans
Sky Movies

Pure eye-poking, boob-baring raunch that will tickle your inner idiot and wind up everyone else something rotten.

Full Review Source: Total Film | comment Comment
09/11/09
Ken McIntyre
Ken McIntyre
Total Film

A teen sex comedy that isn't sexy or comic - talk about dumb and dumber...

Full Review Source: Filmstar Magazine | comment Comment
09/11/09
Mark Ramshaw
Mark Ramshaw
Filmstar Magazine

Cregger is so dull that it might be an improvement if he slipped back into a coma.

Full Review Source: Daily Mail [UK] | comment Comment
09/11/09
Daily Mail [UK]

So moronic that even plankton would tut at its ignorance.

Full Review Source: Sun Online | comment Comment
09/11/09
Sun Online

A dire gross-out comedy that tackles many of the same themes as Adventureland but without an ounce of subtlety or wit.

Full Review Source: Financial Times | comment Comment
09/11/09
Financial Times

This "comedy" might be the Worst Movie Ever Seen, even with the aftershock of the Wayans Bros' Dance Flick still lingering.

Full Review Source: Independent | comment Comment
09/11/09
Anthony Quinn
Anthony Quinn
Independent

Abysmal, laugh-free and frequently offensive comedy whose one or two original ideas are completely overshadowed by smutty, puerile gags and a plot that's so insultingly sexist that you wonder if it's part of an elaborate prank.

Full Review Source: ViewLondon | comment Comment
09/10/09
Matthew Turner
Matthew Turner
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Full Review Source: Deseret News, Salt Lake City | comment Comment
08/19/09
Deseret News, Salt Lake City

Shockingly second-rate and relentlessly unfunny...

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08/14/09
David Nusair
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

It's a strange irony that any movie aimed squarely at an allegedly adult audience usually features enough gags involving feces and urine to delight six-year-olds for hours.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | comment Comment
05/01/09
Dan Lybarger
Dan Lybarger
eFilmCritic.com

The boys directed and co-scripted, so there's no one else to blame.

Full Review Source: Boston Phoenix | comment Comment
04/23/09
Betsy Sherman
Betsy Sherman
Boston Phoenix

A disaster on every level.

Full Review Source: Illinois Times | comment Comment
03/25/09
Charles Koplinski
Charles Koplinski
Illinois Times
 
 
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