Miss March does not have much to offer aside from nudity and sexist humor.
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03/22/09
Miss March (2009)
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Reviews Counted:72
Fresh:3
Rotten:69
Average Rating:2.5/10
Consensus: Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.
Australian Rating: TBC
Genre: Comedies
Australian Theatrical Release:
May 14, 2009 Wide
US Box Office: $4,485,877
Synopsis: MISS MARCH tells the story of a young man (Zach Cregger, The Whitest Kids U' Know) who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart (Raquel Alessi) has since... [More]
Starring: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi
Director: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Reviews for Miss March
Here's a movie that isn't fit to debut on the big screen.
03/21/09
Hugh Hefner shows up to give an addled lecture after Eugene and Tucker make it to the Playboy Mansion, and you think: Wasn’t it just last summer that he so sweetly played himself in The House Bunny?
03/19/09
Cregger and Moore...are a pair of genuine triple-threats: They can't write, they can't direct, and they're not funny.
03/19/09
Millions of brain cells committed suicide last Friday when exposed to Miss March.
03/18/09
I know it's early but this one is already a prime contender for worst movie of the year
03/17/09
It's a pretty rare movie indeed that halfway through makes me think that no one associated with it from the lead actors, directors to the screenwriters should work in Hollywood ever again, not even at a Starbucks.
03/17/09
Too much of the film consists of predictable, thin banter between archetypal characters designed without enough innovation.
03/17/09
Notable to its wheelhouse-demographic, in that it disproves the notion that every possible mangled male genital sight-gag has already been shown on screen.
03/16/09
The resultant stinker imposes a scary silence on audiences. In the wake of last year’s raunchy yet sweet Sex Drive, sophomoric-humor stakes are much higher.
03/16/09
Forget waterboarding -- just show Guantanamo detainees Miss March and they'll say anything.
03/16/09
Forget March, this one misses by a mile.
03/16/09
Anyone who goes to see Miss March hoping for a voyeuristic, ’80-flavored T&A smutfest will be sorely disappointed.
03/16/09
The movie's aiming for the drunken college crowd but most of the gags have the nervous, giggly idiocy of two middle-school kids flipping through dad's Playboy.
03/16/09
A relentlessly insulting and offensive flick which endeavors to redeem itself via 11th-hour moralizing ony after every frame up to the end had been a wholesale celebration of the debasement of females and the stereotyping of blacks.
03/14/09
The writing and directing team of Trevor Moore and Zach Cregger (television's "The Whitest Kids U Know") take a failing grade on their entree into feature film territory.
03/14/09
Amusing and tired in roughly equal measure.
03/14/09
Parental Content Review
03/14/09
The whole movie feels like these guys watched some other movie 100 times and thought they could do the same thing. So in their head, this is ... hilarious, but not to anyone else.
03/13/09
A witless hodgepodge of gross-out gags that by comparison makes last summer's 'The House Bunny' look like 'Citizen Kane'.
03/13/09
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