written and directed by Cregger and Moore... they can definitely do short-form sketch comedy, but their handle on the 90-minute movie has a bit to be desired
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03/13/09
Miss March (2009)
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Reviews Counted:73
Fresh:3
Rotten:70
Average Rating:2.5/10
Consensus: Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.
Australian Rating: TBC
Genre: Comedies
Australian Theatrical Release:
May 14, 2009 Wide
US Box Office: $4,485,877
Synopsis: MISS MARCH tells the story of a young man (Zach Cregger, The Whitest Kids U' Know) who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart (Raquel Alessi) has since... [More]
Starring: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi
Director: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Reviews for Miss March
Road trip raunchfest is ridiculously awful.
03/13/09
A total bomb, worse than the worst movie ever adapted from a Saturday Night Live sketch.
03/13/09
Miss March is, to use the vernacular of the escapist moviegoer, the biggest pile of crap I've seen in ages.
03/13/09
When the movie was going to come out a month ago, it was called Miss February. Then the release date changed, and so did the title. Now it's Miss March. Miss This would have been more helpful.
03/13/09
My blood runs cold at the memory of Miss March, a 90-minute rip-off of the J. Geils Band song Centerfold whose multi-hyphenate creators prove themselves actor-director-writer-failures.
03/13/09
The funniest thing about the monumentally stupid anti-comedy Miss March is that somehow the producers convinced Playboy to sign off on the thing.
03/13/09
If there's a target audience for Miss March, we suspect it would involve people aged around 14, who are male and perhaps stoned. All others: You were warned.
03/13/09
The showpiece gags range from the stale to the grotesque.
03/13/09
Even Craig Robinson can't quite redeem this messy raunchfest.
03/13/09
The month is irrelevant; Miss March would be a dog no matter where it fell on the calendar.
03/13/09
Cregger and Moore not only star in "Miss March," they wrote and directed it too, which seems like a selfless act akin to throwing yourself on a live grenade, protecting any innocent careers around you from getting hit by flying shrapnel.
03/13/09
As an example of Hollywood's utter disdain for women, particularly in movies aimed at young men, Miss March hits a new low...
03/13/09
They've got enough solid material for a half-hour sitcom, including two great, oh-so-politically incorrect lines worthy of integrating into the annals of pop culture, but that does not a feature film make.
03/13/09
Gross-out comedy starring two members of The Whitest Kids U'Know is one of the Worst Movies U'll See. Two buddies take a road trip to the Playboy mansion, defecating all the way. How apropos, since the movie is crap.
03/13/09
The movie operates mainly on a crippling fear of human sexuality, female sexuality, females in general, black people, lesbians and just about everything else.
03/13/09
A pathetic excuse for a comedy [that's] actually ... a feature-length effort to reposition Playboy's brand of squeaky-clean titillation as relevant to young men weaned on internet porn.
03/13/09
Every once in a while a movie comes around that most critics hate and I love. Well here is a movie that I thought was completely hilarious.
03/13/09
Overall a raggedy, unfocused affair that wastes both directors' acting talent and feels like too much work between the laughs.
03/13/09
Top CriticThe problem with Miss March is that it isn't very funny.
03/13/09
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