Miss March caters so heavily to its juvenile audience it forgets the actual humans who should have been at the center of the story.
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03/13/09
Miss March (2009)
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Reviews Counted:72
Fresh:3
Rotten:69
Average Rating:2.5/10
Consensus: Even by the modest standards of the teen sex comedy genre, the crass, poorly-madeMiss March misses the mark.
Australian Rating: TBC
Genre: Comedies
Australian Theatrical Release:
May 14, 2009 Wide
US Box Office: $4,485,877
Synopsis: MISS MARCH tells the story of a young man (Zach Cregger, The Whitest Kids U' Know) who awakens from a four-year coma to hear that his once virginal high-school sweetheart (Raquel Alessi) has since... [More]
Starring: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore, Raquel Alessi
Director: Zach Cregger, Trevor Moore
Reviews for Miss March
Moore is so offensive to all the senses that you spend all ninety minutes of the movie intensely wishing to punch him in the face.
03/12/09
The best mainstream comedy so far this year. Every time you start thinking how you've seen it all before, you find yourself laughing too hard to care.
03/12/09
...amusing for those 18-to-24 and male but will likely be offensive to many not part of that demographic.
03/12/09
A smarmy premise becomes an unspeakably offensive movie in a mess that is not just disgusting but dull. I don't need a bath after seeing it; I need an exorcism.
03/12/09
When it comes time to wheel Hefner out for his cameo, even he seems irritated by these guys.
03/12/09
uses its R rating as perhaps an eight-year-old would: to drop the F-bomb constantly and to show poop.
03/12/09
Dude, like the only purpose of this film is to like coarsen society, use gutter language, and appeal to the lowest intellect possible. That's like awesome, Dude.
03/12/09
March gets the mean-to-funny ratio wrong; it’s misanthropic, smutty, and smug, but with a few notable [Craig] Robinson-engineered exceptions, never even remotely chuckle-inducing.
03/12/09
Been there, gagged at that.
03/12/09
The first post-coma diarrhea joke was cringe-worthy. The third post-coma diarrhea joke was merely nauseating.
03/12/09
Without a Friedberg/Seltzer offering this year (fingers crossed), I can wholeheartedly declare Miss March as the worst film of 2009.
03/12/09
This Playboy fantasy farce is one of those painful comedies in which the strain to be funny shows -- always.
03/11/09
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