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04/29/09
London (2006)
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Reviews Counted:36
Fresh:5
Rotten:31
Average Rating:3.3/10
Synopsis: When Syd (Chris Evans) learns that his ex-girlfriend London (Jessica Biel) is leaving New York without telling him, he responds by impulsively crashing her going away party. Once there fear catches... [More]
Starring: Chris Evans, Jessica Biel, Jason Statham, Isla Fisher
Director: Hunter Richards
Reviews for London
...ultimately comes off as a well-intentioned failure that admittedly might hold some appeal for fans of the various actors...
10/03/08
Be very afraid.
04/22/08
An acting exercise (and not a very interesting one) disguised as a film.
03/01/07
...if you don’t mind watching people who are better looking than you coking up for 90 minutes...
03/24/06
...witless and pointless.
02/27/06
London is a very simple character piece that is not for every taste. I recommend the film, but I fully expect some that see it based on my recommendation will curse my name come the end credits.
02/27/06
While it shouldn't work, it does.
02/18/06
Grating and wildly unpleasant from beginning to end, London is perhaps one of the least entertaining films that I can recall seeing.
02/18/06
London's pretensions far outstrip its dorm-level contemplation of life's big issues.
02/16/06
You should avoid it like a bad case of whooping cough.
02/16/06
Top CriticIt's not so interesting to watch people on cocaine babble back and forth at each other.
02/15/06
'You are so annoying!' our hero screams in the heroine's face, halfway through London. 'You are 10 times more annoying than me!' our heroine quickly answers. They're both right.
02/14/06
I've seen more ferocious, and entertaining, spectacles at Raffi concerts.
02/11/06
The only thing more tedious than stoned people philosophizing about the existence of God is boys who can't bring themselves to say 'I love you.'
02/11/06
The title refers to the name of one of a grouping of some of the most numbingly self-absorbed and obnoxious characters ever assembled in a single film.
02/10/06
[The] script is so free of genuine insight into his beautiful but childish characters that it's hard to work up any sympathy for their shallow, juvenile problems.
02/10/06
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy spends hours in a bathroom snorting a mother lode of cocaine while annoying everyone within earshot with his tales of woe. Sounds like a great idea for a movie. Let's do it!
02/10/06
Let's hope this movie hasn't come out too early in the year to be remembered for a well-deserved Razzie.
02/10/06
London has nothing to do with London. It has nothing to do with anything, except the same heavy-breathing preppy Walter Mitty fantasy that drove A Million Little Pieces.
02/10/06
Latest News for London
August 31, 2006:
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February 23, 2006:
Jessica Biel Joins Nicolas Cage's "Next" Project
Jessica Biel will co-star with Nicolas Cage and Julianne Moore in the sci-fi thriller "Next," which, like just about every sci-fi flick these days, is based on a short... More...
February 08, 2006:
Trailer Bulletin: London
OK, so it's just a little "limited release" flick that none of us will most likely see before its DVD release, but "London" earns a Trailer Bulletin for two... More...
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