A garbled, over-stuffed turkey force fed with historical events until its liver explodes in a spectacularly colourful and violent bloodbath, tempered with sinewy speeches.
Alexander (2004)
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Reviews Counted:189
Fresh:30
Rotten:159
Average Rating:3.9/10
Consensus: Even at nearly three hours long, this ponderous, talky, and emotionally distant biopic fails to illuminate Alexander's life.
Runtime: 5 hrs 34 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
US Box Office: $34,264,081
Synopsis: Director Oliver Stone chalks up an ambitious entry on his biopic resume (past entries include films about Jim Morrison, Richard Nixon, and JFK among others) with this cinematic treatise on the life... Director Oliver Stone chalks up an ambitious entry on his biopic resume (past entries include films about Jim Morrison, Richard Nixon, and JFK among others) with this cinematic treatise on the life of the mighty Alexander the Great. Despite his young death at 32, Alexander packed some unimaginable conquests into his limited years by ruling over a huge chunk of the globe. Stone draws on a voice-over narration provided by Anthony Hopkins, whose character is named Ptolemy, to aurally depict some of the battles. Thus, Stone shifts the weight of the film to focus on the personality of Alexander (Colin Farrell), a man who is stricken by overwhelming personal insecurities that come in direct contrast to his bold achievements. Complex dealings with his mother (Angelina Jolie) and father (Val Kilmer) plague him, as does his turbulent relationship with his wife, Roxane (Rosario Dawson). His connection with his best friend, Hephaestion (Jared Leto), is ambiguous, with Stone touching on their vaunted homosexuality via some shared tender moments. As these personal battles are played out, Ptolemy fills the historic gaps in the narrative by charting the incredible conflicts that raged at Alexander's behest. Eventually, Stone lets loose with an epic on-screen battle, which sees Alexander's troops rumble across India in another country-conquering quest. But while his minions struggle, and Alexander demands success, it becomes clear that he is his own worst enemy. With the only real threat to Alexander coming from a tempestuous struggle with his own ego, Stone's summation of the great historical leader paints a picture of an embittered and solitary figure who was able to rule everyone apart from himself. [More]
Starring: Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer, Rosario Dawson
Starring: Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer, Rosario Dawson, Jared Leto, Anthony Hopkins
Director: Oliver Stone
Director: Oliver Stone
Screenwriter: Oliver Stone, Christopher Kyle, Laeta Kalogridis
Producer: Thomas Schuhly, Jon Kilik, Iain Smith, Moritz Borman
Composer: Vangelis
Studio: Warner Bros.
Reviews for Alexander
Historically accurate (minus one key point) but was Alexander really so weepy? What about his extravagant lust for bloodshed?
It's like being in school, pinned down by a monotone teacher; most of the movie gives off an almost irresistible urge to nap.
Stone seems to identify with the slaughterer general, in whatever era he's in.
'Como obra cinematográfica, no es la pésima cinta que han destrozado. Es la simple interpretación de un talentoso cineasta sobre la vida de una leyenda de la humanidad'
It boggles the mind at how badly Oliver Stone messed up “Alexander.” An incredible story, exceptional actors and a seemingly limitless budget...**
Ultimately stumbles and falls, much like the horses in the battle scenes. But it is an interesting failure, always brimming with life.
Could be the neo-con film of the year, as Alexander's armies march through the East 'to free the people of the world...'
Although some aspects of Oliver Stone's sword-and-sandals epic are worthy of mention (and even praise), they are dwarfed by the missteps and examples of bad judgment.
By the time its three hours are over, you will feel as exhausted as Alexander at the end of his epic campaign - but not as enriched.
It's anybody's guess what Oliver Stone was thinking by making a film about Alexander the Great that skips over nearly every historical event that earned him that moniker.
The sad thing about Alexander is that, despite its marathon running time, you learn so little about him and his accomplishments.
If there ever was an historical figure deserving of study for what he accomplished in expanding empire and political geography, it would be Alexander leading all others.
This movie is unremittingly dull, visually unappealing, narratively muddled, inadvertently campy, wretchedly performed -- and that's just for starters.
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