A dull, humorless mess with nothing to say about Alexander.
Alexander (2004)
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Reviews Counted:189
Fresh:30
Rotten:159
Average Rating:3.9/10
Consensus: Even at nearly three hours long, this ponderous, talky, and emotionally distant biopic fails to illuminate Alexander's life.
Runtime: 5 hrs 34 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
US Box Office: $34,264,081
Synopsis: Director Oliver Stone chalks up an ambitious entry on his biopic resume (past entries include films about Jim Morrison, Richard Nixon, and JFK among others) with this cinematic treatise on the life... Director Oliver Stone chalks up an ambitious entry on his biopic resume (past entries include films about Jim Morrison, Richard Nixon, and JFK among others) with this cinematic treatise on the life of the mighty Alexander the Great. Despite his young death at 32, Alexander packed some unimaginable conquests into his limited years by ruling over a huge chunk of the globe. Stone draws on a voice-over narration provided by Anthony Hopkins, whose character is named Ptolemy, to aurally depict some of the battles. Thus, Stone shifts the weight of the film to focus on the personality of Alexander (Colin Farrell), a man who is stricken by overwhelming personal insecurities that come in direct contrast to his bold achievements. Complex dealings with his mother (Angelina Jolie) and father (Val Kilmer) plague him, as does his turbulent relationship with his wife, Roxane (Rosario Dawson). His connection with his best friend, Hephaestion (Jared Leto), is ambiguous, with Stone touching on their vaunted homosexuality via some shared tender moments. As these personal battles are played out, Ptolemy fills the historic gaps in the narrative by charting the incredible conflicts that raged at Alexander's behest. Eventually, Stone lets loose with an epic on-screen battle, which sees Alexander's troops rumble across India in another country-conquering quest. But while his minions struggle, and Alexander demands success, it becomes clear that he is his own worst enemy. With the only real threat to Alexander coming from a tempestuous struggle with his own ego, Stone's summation of the great historical leader paints a picture of an embittered and solitary figure who was able to rule everyone apart from himself. [More]
Starring: Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer, Rosario Dawson
Starring: Colin Farrell, Angelina Jolie, Val Kilmer, Rosario Dawson, Jared Leto, Anthony Hopkins
Director: Oliver Stone
Director: Oliver Stone
Screenwriter: Oliver Stone, Christopher Kyle, Laeta Kalogridis
Producer: Thomas Schuhly, Jon Kilik, Iain Smith, Moritz Borman
Composer: Vangelis
Studio: Warner Bros.
Reviews for Alexander
Despite a budget reportedly north of $150 million, Stone fails to make war on an epic scale, preferring to allow Alexander to talk the world to death.
Oliver Stone's biopic of Alexander the Great is spectacular, earnest and a bit of a yawn.
Farrell often looks constipated, like he needs to get off that horse and hit the commode as opposed to hold onto his troops or his audience.
I respect Stone as a filmmaker, but this movie is punishment rather than entertainment.
With its rampant homoeroticism, elaborate costumes and jumbled fight choreography, one would assume this is a Joel Schumacher flick not an Oliver Stone production.
Time, it has been said, waits for no man—a fact I was keenly aware of two minutes into the nearly three-hour debacle that is "Alexander."
A horrendously bad movie, a genuine 40-car pile-up of literally epic proportions, a three-way head-on collision of bad writing, bad acting, and bad direction.
Alexander is Oliver's most stupidly awesome (and awesomely stupid) movie since The Doors.
Stone seems to identify with the slaughterer general, in whatever era he's in.
This is not so much a film as an amorphous blob that has suffocated the idea of a film somewhere within its vast and gooey structure
Our history teachers may have been bores, but at least the bell rang before us students became comatose.
Pretty much a mess, an alternately turgid and florid movie that feels like a drugged-out version of a Cecil B. DeMille epic.
A swollen behemoth of a celluloid monster -- sometimes mildly interesting, but most of the time downright boring.
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