Neutered, but pretty, and lacking any real development, this is the cinematic equivalent of a eunuch whose voice unfortunately broke pre-castration
Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
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Reviews Counted:88
Fresh:8
Rotten:80
Average Rating:3.4/10
Consensus: With murky cinematography, a meandering pace, a dull storyline, and rather wooden performances, The Pang Brothers' Hollywood remake of Bangkok Dangerous is unsuccessful.
Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
US Box Office: $15,195,406
Synopsis: The second film from Hong Kong-born twin directors Danny and Oxide Pang to earn a U.S. remake (after 2002's THE EYE), BANGKOK DANGEROUS differs in that, this time around, the brothers are doing the... The second film from Hong Kong-born twin directors Danny and Oxide Pang to earn a U.S. remake (after 2002's THE EYE), BANGKOK DANGEROUS differs in that, this time around, the brothers are doing the remaking themselves. Swapping Pawalit Mongkolpisit's mute Thai hitman from the original 1999 film for Nicolas Cage's brooding (but talking) American assassin, this version is less moody and stylized. Still, fans of Cage, and action aficionados who favor exotic locales, should find much to chew on in this unique thriller. Following an assignment in Prague, lonely hitman Joe (Cage) arrives in Bangkok under contract to a mobsters who have hired him to kill four people, including a trafficker of young girls and a politician. After seeing young street criminal Kong (Shahkrit Yamnarm) in action, Joe hires him to be his liaison to his employers. During a trip to a pharmacy to get disinfectant for a wound gotten during a motorcycle chase, Joe meets pretty mute pharmacist Fon (Charlie Young). The two begin to date, and though she is oblivious to his profession, she provides some sweetness in his dangerous, lonely life. Joe also becomes a mentor to young Kong, but these meaningful distractions in his life could prove dangerous to his job. BANGKOK DANGEROUS has an unglamorous slickness that makes it seem as if it could've been made in the late 1980s or early '90s. Cage is appropriately stoic as Joe, and sports a bizarre mane of jet-black hair. The Bangkok locations are effective and the crowded nighttime streets make for exciting chase sequences. The onscreen violence is not exceptionally graphic with the exception of a realistic arm severing, and one sequence of bullets puncturing a boat as seen from underwater is beautifully shot. Most surprising, though, is the film's final sequence, which is uncharacteristic of most American-made action yarns. [More]
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Chakrit Yamnarm, Charlie Yeung, Charlie Young
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Chakrit Yamnarm, Charlie Yeung, Charlie Young, Panward Hemmanee, Nirattisai Kaljaruek, Dom Hetrakul
Director: Oxide Pang, Danny Pang, Oxide Pang Chun, Danny Pang
Director: Oxide Pang, Danny Pang
Screenwriter: Jason Richman
Producer: Jason Shuman, William Sherak, Nicolas Cage, Norm Golightly
Composer: Brian Tyler
Director: Oxide Pang Chun, Danny Pang
Screenwriter: Jason Richman, Oxide Pang Chun
Producer: Nicolas Cage
Studio: Lions Gate Films
Reviews for Bangkok Dangerous
Try as they might, the Pangs can't cover the gaping hole at the center of the film where a charismatic leading man should be.
The film isn't overtly heavy-handed in its violence, but it doesn't provoke enough surprises to keep the mind from drifting -- a poison pill for an action film.
There are some flashy sequences, which can't conceal the essential silliness and fatuity.
Throughout the movie Nicolas Cage wears a contorted facial expression that suggests the need for more fiber in his diet.
Cage from the first frame looks like someone who should be offered an antacid as quickly as possible, and one of prescription strength at that
The Pang brothers take full advantage of their Hollywood budget to paint Bangkok skyscrapers in shimmering midnight blues.
Where the 1999 version wore cinematography and spectacle like a generic Hong Kong triad film (brooding and bloody interchanging throughout), 2008 doles out an attempt at profundity that gives way to bouts of cheesiness and incoherent editing.
Danny and Oxide Pang [rework] the plot of their 2000 thriller to make way for Nicolas Cage and his Big Star persona
One night in Bangkok makes a hard critic %u2026 well, not humble, so much as bored.
This version of Bangkok Dangerous is a respectable genre movie, but not much more.
If Cage wants to use his clout as an actor and producer (he's credited with both here) to make down-and-dirty B-movies, then more power to him. But if the results are going to be this unbearable, he'd might as well crank out the Oscar-bait.
The only reason to see a Nicolas Cage movie these days is to have a good laugh at his latest wig.
Despite a few sentimental flourishes, this programmer delivers for action fans.
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