Neutered, but pretty, and lacking any real development, this is the cinematic equivalent of a eunuch whose voice unfortunately broke pre-castration
Bangkok Dangerous (2008)
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Reviews Counted:88
Fresh:8
Rotten:80
Average Rating:3.4/10
Consensus: With murky cinematography, a meandering pace, a dull storyline, and rather wooden performances, The Pang Brothers' Hollywood remake of Bangkok Dangerous is unsuccessful.
Runtime: 1 hr 40 mins
Genre: Action/Adventure
US Box Office: $15,195,406
Synopsis: The second film from Hong Kong-born twin directors Danny and Oxide Pang to earn a U.S. remake (after 2002's THE EYE), BANGKOK DANGEROUS differs in that, this time around, the brothers are doing the... The second film from Hong Kong-born twin directors Danny and Oxide Pang to earn a U.S. remake (after 2002's THE EYE), BANGKOK DANGEROUS differs in that, this time around, the brothers are doing the remaking themselves. Swapping Pawalit Mongkolpisit's mute Thai hitman from the original 1999 film for Nicolas Cage's brooding (but talking) American assassin, this version is less moody and stylized. Still, fans of Cage, and action aficionados who favor exotic locales, should find much to chew on in this unique thriller. Following an assignment in Prague, lonely hitman Joe (Cage) arrives in Bangkok under contract to a mobsters who have hired him to kill four people, including a trafficker of young girls and a politician. After seeing young street criminal Kong (Shahkrit Yamnarm) in action, Joe hires him to be his liaison to his employers. During a trip to a pharmacy to get disinfectant for a wound gotten during a motorcycle chase, Joe meets pretty mute pharmacist Fon (Charlie Young). The two begin to date, and though she is oblivious to his profession, she provides some sweetness in his dangerous, lonely life. Joe also becomes a mentor to young Kong, but these meaningful distractions in his life could prove dangerous to his job. BANGKOK DANGEROUS has an unglamorous slickness that makes it seem as if it could've been made in the late 1980s or early '90s. Cage is appropriately stoic as Joe, and sports a bizarre mane of jet-black hair. The Bangkok locations are effective and the crowded nighttime streets make for exciting chase sequences. The onscreen violence is not exceptionally graphic with the exception of a realistic arm severing, and one sequence of bullets puncturing a boat as seen from underwater is beautifully shot. Most surprising, though, is the film's final sequence, which is uncharacteristic of most American-made action yarns. [More]
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Chakrit Yamnarm, Charlie Yeung, Charlie Young
Starring: Nicolas Cage, Chakrit Yamnarm, Charlie Yeung, Charlie Young, Panward Hemmanee, Nirattisai Kaljaruek, Dom Hetrakul
Director: Oxide Pang, Danny Pang, Oxide Pang Chun, Danny Pang
Director: Oxide Pang, Danny Pang
Screenwriter: Jason Richman
Producer: Jason Shuman, William Sherak, Nicolas Cage, Norm Golightly
Composer: Brian Tyler
Director: Oxide Pang Chun, Danny Pang
Screenwriter: Jason Richman, Oxide Pang Chun
Producer: Nicolas Cage
Studio: Lions Gate Films
Reviews for Bangkok Dangerous
The Pang brothers’ remake of their slick 1999 calling card is saddled with both a morose voiceover from Cage and another of his now-trademark hairdon’ts.
This grainy shoot-’em-up is stuck in the Nineties, which means it is a decade ahead of Nicolas Cage’s mullet haircut.
If Cage wants to use his clout as an actor and producer (he's credited with both here) to make down-and-dirty B-movies, then more power to him. But if the results are going to be this unbearable, he'd might as well crank out the Oscar-bait.
Cage from the first frame looks like someone who should be offered an antacid as quickly as possible, and one of prescription strength at that
Hollywood and the television industry have long since sucked what they require from the tropes and rhythms of Asian films, and parts of Bangkok Dangerous, far from seeming unfamiliar or freshly stylized, offer nothing that you couldn’t catch on CSI.
But even if you don't tire of the relentless violence, you might want to call time on Cage's tough-but-sensitive übermensch.
It's garbage. Cage better be careful. If he keeps this up, he'll wind up just like Val Kilmer doing straight to DVD junk.
the proverbial sound and fury, filled with typical Asian action film gravitas yet signifying nothing. A whole lot of nothing.
It turns out Bangkok isn't very dangerous. It's glacial, abysmally photographed, dreadfully acted, faintly plotted, and frequently absurd. But dangerous? Not really.
Bangkok Dangerous is so deadly dull that it's really not even worth writing or reading about, much less taking the time to see.
The film isn't overtly heavy-handed in its violence, but it doesn't provoke enough surprises to keep the mind from drifting -- a poison pill for an action film.
One day someone will make a film about a lone-wolf killer who gets offered One Last Job, turns it down, retires rich and lives happily ever after.
Here's a note to Nicolas Cage: Your stylist hates you. Your director and screenwriters? Not so far behind.
The script is a compendium of cliches, but not all boring. There is one passable chase scene on motor boats and a characteristically gruesome shoot-out at the end.
The only reason to see a Nicolas Cage movie these days is to have a good laugh at his latest wig.
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