Paper Magazine Compiles Top Ten Worst Nude Scenes of All Time
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on Mar 07 2008 10:48 AM Hot. Ten movies on my must-see list. (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 10:55 AM Mmmmmm... Jessica Tandy... I won't say any more than that. (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 11:28 AM Can we add Diane Keaton from Something's gotta give. That scared the crap out of me. (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 11:35 AM kathy bates should also be on the list for her disturbing nude scene in "about schmidt." i started getting acid reflux after seeing it. (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 11:42 AM What about the nude old woman from "the shining"? im sure anyone who has seen that movie will never look at a naked woman the same way again... (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 11:51 AM In reply to this comment (#1619125) There's nothing quite like the feel of leather on your thighs, right Ryan? :D (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 11:52 AM Harvey Keitel in Bad Leiutenant is missing... one of the few times i just turned off the tv and took a blistering hot shower to make the ick feelings go away (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 11:54 AM Ned Beatty in "Deliverance"...the nude redneck chase scene in "Sideways"...James Woods in "Videodrome"... (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 11:57 AM ...oh, plus Kevin Bacon in "Hollow Man" (CGI and invisible nudeness)... (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 11:59 AM ...I never saw "Basic Instinct 2", but those who have, would Sharon Stone apply as well, or is she holding up these days (assuming she was nude in it)? (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 12:06 PM how is borat not on that list?!? (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 12:08 PM That documentary 2 girls 1 cup is the worst nude scene! (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 12:25 PM Sharon Stone looks pretty good these days...choice of hairstyle not withstanding. (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 12:32 PM Sharon Stone looked good is basic instinct 2 but when it comes to worst it have to be Borat all the way. (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 01:11 PM 'Bull$h!t!', I cry at the top of my lungs! Julie Andrews in S.O.B. was HOT! HOT!! How could anyone put that on a list of worst nude scenes?!?! Clearly the compiler of this list is an idiot... and an ageist, to boot. (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 01:29 PM ya how isnt borat on there!! that was a very disgusting scene, but really funny. and what about that lady on theres somthing about mary? (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 01:39 PM We're all smarter than the person who wrote the original list. . . 2 girls 1 cup? Ever see Swamp.avi? I came so close to throwing up on that one... (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 01:46 PM err, sorry, "swap" .avi swamp avi is probably different. . . (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 03:10 PM In reply to this comment (#1619175) Mr. Pimp, you have expressed my feelings much more eloquently than I could ever hope to. And for that, sir, I thank you. (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 03:50 PM What about that terrible movie with Jessica Alba dancing around ripping her clothes off until she was completely naked, disgusting...Just kidding she'll probably do it when she 50... (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 03:52 PM Oh my god - seeing Amy Irving flashing her vag in "Carried Away" was the scariest thing I've ever seen (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 04:01 PM What about Eurotrip? (Reply to this) |
on Mar 07 2008 04:15 PM The list sucks, like lists like these usually suck. (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 06:38 PM Where's Meg Ryan in "In The Cut". Everytime I think about that godawful movie, I have horrific flashbacks. (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 07:39 PM Ok in defense of this list, even though it is pretty ****ty. There are some pretty disturbing scenes like i thought that the one scene from Before the Devil Knows Youre Dead was pretty damn disgusting. (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 07 2008 10:47 PM What about Bates in About Schmidt? That lass likes to cut loose from the sounds of it... (Reply to this) |
on Mar 08 2008 02:06 AM in my opinion nothing can top borat's fat grotesqe sidekick running around nude in the hotel and poor sasha cohen. never had the phrase "suffering for your art" meant more than when he had his face in that fat guy's ***. definitely a runner up has to be kathy bates in about scmidt, hey i love her acting and overal being but kathy please never ever go nude again, i almost didn't survive the first experience;) (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 08 2008 06:34 AM In reply to this comment (#1620089) I haven't seen the movie, but I find it hard to believe that Meg Ryan didn't look good. (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 08 2008 08:29 AM I second Harvey Keitel in Bad Lt. Not only is it one nasty image, the scene it happens in is quite disturbing. I still don't think I fully understand what he's doing. (Reply to this) |
on Mar 08 2008 10:51 PM My vote for worst nude scene is Danny DeVito in Big Fish. Fortunately, that cringe-inducing moment is offset by the wonderful presence of Marion Cotillard who won Best Actress for playing Edith Piaf in "La Mome" (released stateside as "La Vie en Rose"). (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 08 2008 11:50 PM In reply to this comment (#1620664) Product-of-you, i can understand your shock that so many people believe meg's imagery in, "in the cut", was worthy of a ten worst list but i do believe most of the backlash was because the expectations of that movie was so high. and by "movie expectations" i mean the movie's much talked about sex scenes and overal sexual atmosphere which obviously failed miserbly to meet them. and on the top of that dissapointment heap was the appearence of Meg Ryan's nude body and let's just say there had not been such dissapointment in a nude body since tara reid's jugs flashed & disgusted suprised papparazzi at the red carpet. Still, even though i too was dissapointed in her nude scenes, i do not believe, product-of-you, it has merits to be even mentioned to be on this list. (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 08 2008 11:53 PM In reply to this comment (#1622361) LividEmerald, just be glad we didn't see Louie dePalma's frontal nudity, m'kay;) but i do agree, as much as i love danny, just like Kathy, i never Ever want to see any nude parts of devito's body. (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 09 2008 05:13 AM In reply to this comment (#1619176) How about Harvey Keitel in The Piano, Tom? Made me wince. The Borat scene, it was funny. Once. After that, it was just disturbing. And the Sideways scene was short enough (no pun intended) that it didn't become disturbing, just remains funny. (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 09 2008 01:47 PM What about Isabella Rossilini in Blue Velvet? Her box was crazy! Scarred me for life. (Reply to this) |
on Mar 10 2008 06:06 AM What about the naked man in SIDEWAYS? The giggle and jangle of the fat man running after the car made me embarrased that I was watching it with my father-in-law. I actually had to apologize to him for that. (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 10 2008 08:54 AM In reply to this comment (#1624703) You had to apologize for a scene in a movie?... (Reply to this) |
on Mar 10 2008 01:58 PM Naked Cilian Murphy in 28 Days Later. When he wakes up naked and is full of tubes, the naked part added to the creep factor of waking up in a deserted hospital with needles in your arm... (Reply to this) |
on Mar 11 2008 06:39 AM I should sue someone at the company that produced "ABOUT SHMIDT", for making us see KATHY BATES naked. I could claim that I was traumatised by that, and the judge would believe me 100%, simply because he/she too would have lost sleep over that horrible scence. FOR THE 10,000'dh TIME: UNATTRACTIVE NUDITY IS NOT (I repeat-- NOT!!!) ART!! It's just plain... Well, that it. I'm going to sue. (Reply to this) |
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on Mar 11 2008 06:45 AM SORRY for being like this to Old people (Diane Keaton)...or to eh... wieght challenged ones (Kathy Bates AAAHHH!!)... but I must say this (you know you all are thinking it, and that it's not KEEP YOUR CLOTHES ON!!! (Reply to this) |
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