Lacks laughs, wit or any sense of intelligence.
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03/23/03
Boat Trip (2003)
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Reviews Counted:87
Fresh:6
Rotten:81
Average Rating:2.6/10
Consensus: Boat Trip is a lame, juvenile farce that's heavy on stereotypes and desperate antics but short on brains and laughs.
Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins
Genre: Comedies
US Box Office: $8,525,095
Synopsis: Hoping to get his mind off his ex-girlfriend Felicia, heart-broken Jerry decides to join his best friend Nick on a tropical singles cruise for a week of sun and possible romance. But when Jerry and... [More]
Starring: Cuba Gooding, Horatio Sanz, Will Ferrell, Vivica A. Fox
Director: Mort Nathan
Reviews for Boat Trip
Top Critic[A] treasure chest of side-splitting funnies!
03/23/03
In its frenetic, good-natured way, Boat Trip is a trip.
03/20/03
Top CriticOnly Cuba Gooding Jr., the Olivier of his generation, could pull off such a daring commentary on modern manners.
07/18/04
Apart from my disappointment that Roger Moore didn't use any funny Bond-related lines (let's face it, "license to drill" or "for your eyes only" would have been hilarious coming out of his mouth), the movie more than exceeded my expectations.
06/10/03
It's a wigged-out Love Boat where anything goes, and you'll laugh as you see the characters take titanic turns along the way.
03/21/03
In a week when travesties like the Gwyneth Paltrow stewardess movie remind us that almost nobody in Hollywood remembers what the hell a comedy is, Boat Trip's skill and modest ambition inspire nostalgic reverence.
03/21/03
By all means, don't board this Boat.
03/21/03
Woefully unfunny.
03/21/03
Whether you're gay or not, Boat Trip simply doesn't make a sea vacation look like very much fun.
03/21/03
A mixed bag.
03/27/03
Full credit for treading into the territory of raunchy sexual politics; zero credit for making anything of the opportunity.
03/19/03
Flouncing and preening, [Gooding] works hard to sell the movie's penile, puerile jokes, his strain so evident that it borders on sad.
03/21/03
In a time of war, our troubled nation yearns for fat guys telling fag jokes and black men dancing. Hollywood answers the call.
03/21/03
Funny moments, but few and far between...this cruise is all washed up before the ship ever leaves the harbor.
03/21/03
A lame, gender-mixed, mistaken-identity, cross-dressing comedy.
03/21/03
A trifling atrocity.
03/20/03
Top CriticBoat Trip is largely full of unfunny gags, and nauseatingly perverse humor.
02/18/03
largely full of unfunny gags, and nauseatingly perverse humour. Just the mere sight of ex-007 prancing around in his pink shirt is a turn-off
02/06/03
Boat Trip isn't all that funny, but it's consistent, at least, in its relentless pursuit of idiocy.
03/21/03
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