Lacks laughs, wit or any sense of intelligence.
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03/23/03
Boat Trip (2003)
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Reviews Counted:87
Fresh:6
Rotten:81
Average Rating:2.6/10
Consensus: Boat Trip is a lame, juvenile farce that's heavy on stereotypes and desperate antics but short on brains and laughs.
Runtime: 1 hr 37 mins
Genre: Comedies
US Box Office: $8,525,095
Synopsis: Hoping to get his mind off his ex-girlfriend Felicia, heart-broken Jerry decides to join his best friend Nick on a tropical singles cruise for a week of sun and possible romance. But when Jerry and... [More]
Starring: Cuba Gooding, Horatio Sanz, Will Ferrell, Vivica A. Fox
Director: Mort Nathan
Reviews for Boat Trip
Top CriticLike a bad TV sitcom, the cruise ship plucks a stranded Swedish sun-tanning team from the ocean to comply with Hollywood’s current unofficial cleavage quotient.
08/07/08
Cuba Gooding Jr. is the kind of guy who does ten minutes of shtick every time the little light in the fridge comes on.
03/05/07
It also has one of the most lame plots in the history of lame plots.
12/30/06
Top CriticOnly Cuba Gooding Jr., the Olivier of his generation, could pull off such a daring commentary on modern manners.
07/18/04
As painful as you imagine it is.
12/04/03
[Gooding's] performance here isn't as energetic as it is desperate.
09/11/03
Esta comédia poderia até funcionar como um esquete do Saturday Night Live (o que combinaria até mesmo com o elenco), mas, como um longa de 94 minutos de duração, é irregular, cansativa e pouco original.
07/17/03
Boat Trip goes bottoms up early.
07/02/03
No one comes off worse than Cuba Gooding, Jr., whom the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences could sue for defamation had the movie’s advertisements put 'Academy Award winner' before his name.
06/27/03
Apart from my disappointment that Roger Moore didn't use any funny Bond-related lines (let's face it, "license to drill" or "for your eyes only" would have been hilarious coming out of his mouth), the movie more than exceeded my expectations.
06/10/03
If Boat Trip were a skin disease, you'd have whatever limb it was found on amputated at the base.
05/13/03
A lot of movies aim for the lowest common denominator. Boat Trip is merely low.
04/09/03
This is a tasteless and tacky farce laced with cheap homophobic jokes and cringe-inducing stereotypes ...
03/31/03
Top CriticPoor Cuba Gooding Jr. After his surprising and deserving Oscar win in Jerry Maguire, his career has gone absolutely nowhere.
03/30/03
The real issue is that it is not funny.
03/29/03
It's enough to make you wonder, where's an iceberg when you need it?
03/28/03
A mixed bag.
03/27/03
Stale slapstick and predictable, raunchy sight gags (usually involving a banana).
03/27/03
Cuba Gooding, Jr., fire your agent!
03/26/03
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