The Cannes Film Festival kicks off this coming Wednesday and, as always, RT will be there, soaking in the sights and sounds and reporting our findings. Two weeks of life by the beach in the South of France. It's a tough job.

Of course, the real thrill of the festival is in its programme of films which, including all the official sidebars, numbers nearly 100 titles - not to mention the thousands that'll be playing as part of the Marche du Film (Film Market) where eager buyers from all over the world will converge to watch films you'll probably never hear of, films destined to go straight to DVD in Bolivia only.

So what's playing? Here's our handy list of all the films in the Competition, Un Certain Regard, Out of Competition, Midnight Screenings, Special Screenings, Critics' Week and Director's Fortnight strands of the festival.

Official Selection
Up (Opening Night)
Broken Embraces
Fish
Un Prophete
Vincere
Bright Star
Map of the Sounds of Tokyo
A L'Origine
The White Ribbon
Taking Woodstock
Looking for Eric
Spring Fever
Kinatay
Enter the Void
Thirst
Les Herbes Folles
The Time That Remains
Inglourious Basterds
Vengeance
Face
Antichrist
Coco Chanel & Igor Stravinsky (Closing Night)

Un Certain Regard
Mother
Irene
Precious
Demain des l'aube
Adrift
Nobody Knows About the Persian Cats
Los Viajes del Viento
Le pere de mes enfants
Tales from the Golden Age
Tale in the Darkness
Air Doll
Dogtooth
Tzar
Independencia
Politist, Acjectiv
Nymph
Morrer Como Um Homem
Eyes Wide Open
Samson and Delilah
The Silent Army

Out of Competition
Agora
The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus
L'armee du crime

Midnight Screenings
A Town Called Panic
Drag Me To Hell
Ne te retourne pas

Special Screenings
My Neighbour, My Killer
Manila
Min Ye
L'epine dans le coeur
Petition
Kalat Hayam

Director's Fortnight
Ajami
Amreeka
Les Beaux Gosses
Carcasses
Daniel y Ana
Eastern Plays
La Famille Wolberg
Go Get Some Rosemary
Here
Humpday
I Love You Phillip Morris
J'ai tue ma mere
Like You Know It All
Karaoke
The Misfortunates
Navidad
Ne change rien
Oxhide II
La Pivellina
Polytechnique
Le Roi de l'evasion
La terre de la folie
Tetro
Yuki & Nina
Montparnasse

Critics' Week
Huacho
Ordinary People
Lost Persons Area
Adieu Gary
Bad Day to Go Fishing
Whisper With the Wind
Altiplano
Rien de personel
Lascars
Hierro

Stay tuned for more from Cannes.