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Crank (2006)

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Reviews Counted:86

Fresh:52

Rotten:34

Average Rating:6/10

Consensus: It's a film about a guy injected with Speed... wait, there's no bus. It's a film about a guy who has to kick a bunch of squirmy butt to stay alive... wait, no snakes or planes here. But it is a film about doing lots of drugs and pulling lots of punches, and it entertains accordingly.

Runtime: 87 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

US Box Office: $27,771,239

Synopsis: Screenwriters and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor make their feature-film debut in this fast-paced action film. Freelance hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) wakes up with a big problem;... Screenwriters and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor make their feature-film debut in this fast-paced action film. Freelance hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) wakes up with a big problem; a DVD left in his apartment by smalltime gangster Ricky Vanero (Jose Pablo Cantillo) tells him that he has only one hour to live. While Chev was asleep, Vanero injected him with a deadly synthetic drug from China--known as the Beijing Cocktail--as payback for Chev's last hit. Now, Chev's only hope to stay alive is to keep his adrenalin pumping. Dead set on revenge against Vanero, Chev also has to keep his girlfriend, Eve (Amy Smart), out of the mob's hands. To complicate matters, naïve, sweet Eve has no idea that her charming British boyfriend is a hitman. Even worse, Chev's boss, Carlito (Carlos Sanz) has no intention of helping his favorite freelancer. Luckily, Chev's friend Doc Miles (Dwight Yoakam) can offer some temporary lifesaving advice; his drugged pal has to keep moving. Downing cans of Red Bull and popping over-the-counter energy pills, Chev is a crazed man on a mission. He has to exact revenge on Vanero, save his girlfriend, and find an antidote, all while keeping his slowing heart pumping. Fear, sex and violence are the best way to keep adrenalin flowing, and there's no shortage of any of them in this nonstop action flick. Extreme chase scenes, shootouts, and romance abound, along with plenty of clipped dialogue and just enough dark humor. Statham plays Chev with a perfect combination of steely determination and utter insanity--a guy who is finally trying to do the right thing, even if it means killing lots of people along the way. Cantillo's Vanero is a little fish playing in a very big pond, but not quite the player he thinks he is. [More]

Starring: Jason Statham, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Jose Pablo Cantillo

Starring: Jason Statham, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Amy Smart, Carlos Sanz

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
Screenwriter: Brian Taylor
Producer: Michael Davis, Gary Lucchesi, Tom Rosenberg, Richard Wright
Composer: Paul Haslinger
Studio: Lions Gate Films

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Full Review Source: Sydney Morning Herald | comment Comment
10/21/06
Sydney Morning Herald
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Safety advice: remember to breathe when you're watching this movie.

Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile | comment Comment
11/10/06
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09/01/06
David Edwards
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Full Review Source: Cinema Crazed | comment Comment
04/29/09
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

Writer-directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor's previous work lies mainly in making commercials -- the quick-cutting aesthetic employed here.

Full Review Source: Associated Press | comment Comment
09/01/06
Associated Press
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Statham, who's tailor-made for this kind of thing, nevertheless spends too much time doing his cool-menace thing to communicate the sort of urgency the (semblance of a) plot demands.

Full Review Source: E! Online | comment Comment
09/01/06
Alex Markerson
Alex Markerson
E! Online

Crank is still an atrocity of visual design, acting, and fundamental storytelling that, at times, scarily resembles an especially smelly YouTube submission.

Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | comment Comment
09/02/06
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com

It boils down to 83 minutes of Chev journeying through LA's ethnic 'hoods dispatching minorities. Granted the movie can't be taken seriously, its cavalier racism is shocking.

Full Review Source: Zap2it.com | comment Comment
09/04/06
Dan Fienberg
Dan Fienberg
Zap2it.com

For those who take delight from movie junk fare, Crank is your just dessert.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | comment Comment
09/02/06
Dennis Schwartz
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

It's a promising concept, but instead of expending effort on, say, a coherent script, the filmmakers lazily rely on cheap editing tricks and gleefully relentless sadism.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
09/23/06
Elizabeth Weitzman
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

Why establish yourself as a martial arts star and then make a movie around the Chinese mob with no martial arts fights?

Full Review Source: Outtakes With Fiore | comment Comment
09/05/06
Fiore Mastracci
Fiore Mastracci
Outtakes With Fiore

Snazzy but vacuous, the cinematic equivalent of a fast-food meal with thousands of calories but precious little nutrition.

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09/01/06
Frank Swietek
Frank Swietek
One Guy's Opinion

It may stretch that hour a bit, but it doesn't waste a minute -- though it wastes everything else in its immediate vicinity. Your time as well? Not unless you don't have the stomach for wholesale property damage, mutilation and needles.

Full Review Source: Newsday | comment Comment
09/01/06
Gene Seymour
Gene Seymour
Newsday

Its original concept does not save this pic from becoming just another silly video game.

Full Review Source: Compuserve | comment Comment
09/02/06
Harvey S. Karten
Harvey S. Karten
Compuserve

There are times the film threatens to turn into a good "bad movie."

Full Review Source: Deseret News, Salt Lake City | comment Comment
10/01/06
Jeff Vice
Jeff Vice
Deseret News, Salt Lake City

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08/07/08
Jim Lane
Jim Lane
Sacramento News & Review

'D.O.A.' for the 'Grand Theft Auto' generation, 'Crank' is too scattershot to hone in on the cult masterpiece waiting within its brilliant exploitation premise.

Full Review Source: Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN) | comment Comment
09/29/06
John Beifuss
John Beifuss
Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

It may be one of the loudest, most obnoxious (not to mention sexist) movies of the summer, but damned if it doesn’t keep an audience in high gear.

Full Review Source: Detroit Free Press | comment Comment
09/01/06
John Monaghan
John Monaghan
Detroit Free Press

'Crank' fires on all cylinders but is fundamentally just an excuse to piece together a nasty trail of mayhem dotted with morbid jokes.

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09/07/06
John P. McCarthy
John P. McCarthy
ReelTalk Movie Reviews

Like so much contemporary entertainment, Crank is a frenzied distraction that means nothing.

Full Review Source: Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA) | comment Comment
09/08/06
John Wirt
John Wirt
Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)
 
 
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