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Crank (2006)

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Reviews Counted:86

Fresh:52

Rotten:34

Average Rating:6/10

Consensus: It's a film about a guy injected with Speed... wait, there's no bus. It's a film about a guy who has to kick a bunch of squirmy butt to stay alive... wait, no snakes or planes here. But it is a film about doing lots of drugs and pulling lots of punches, and it entertains accordingly.

Runtime: 87 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

US Box Office: $27,771,239

Synopsis: Screenwriters and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor make their feature-film debut in this fast-paced action film. Freelance hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) wakes up with a big problem;... Screenwriters and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor make their feature-film debut in this fast-paced action film. Freelance hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) wakes up with a big problem; a DVD left in his apartment by smalltime gangster Ricky Vanero (Jose Pablo Cantillo) tells him that he has only one hour to live. While Chev was asleep, Vanero injected him with a deadly synthetic drug from China--known as the Beijing Cocktail--as payback for Chev's last hit. Now, Chev's only hope to stay alive is to keep his adrenalin pumping. Dead set on revenge against Vanero, Chev also has to keep his girlfriend, Eve (Amy Smart), out of the mob's hands. To complicate matters, naïve, sweet Eve has no idea that her charming British boyfriend is a hitman. Even worse, Chev's boss, Carlito (Carlos Sanz) has no intention of helping his favorite freelancer. Luckily, Chev's friend Doc Miles (Dwight Yoakam) can offer some temporary lifesaving advice; his drugged pal has to keep moving. Downing cans of Red Bull and popping over-the-counter energy pills, Chev is a crazed man on a mission. He has to exact revenge on Vanero, save his girlfriend, and find an antidote, all while keeping his slowing heart pumping. Fear, sex and violence are the best way to keep adrenalin flowing, and there's no shortage of any of them in this nonstop action flick. Extreme chase scenes, shootouts, and romance abound, along with plenty of clipped dialogue and just enough dark humor. Statham plays Chev with a perfect combination of steely determination and utter insanity--a guy who is finally trying to do the right thing, even if it means killing lots of people along the way. Cantillo's Vanero is a little fish playing in a very big pond, but not quite the player he thinks he is. [More]

Starring: Jason Statham, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Jose Pablo Cantillo

Starring: Jason Statham, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Amy Smart, Carlos Sanz

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
Screenwriter: Brian Taylor
Producer: Michael Davis, Gary Lucchesi, Tom Rosenberg, Richard Wright
Composer: Paul Haslinger
Studio: Lions Gate Films

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Full Review Source: Sydney Morning Herald | comment Comment
10/21/06
Sydney Morning Herald
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Safety advice: remember to breathe when you're watching this movie.

Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile | comment Comment
11/10/06
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You might just want to catch a matinee or wait for the DVD. This is definitely not worth your 10 bucks.

Full Review Source: 3BlackChicks Review | comment Comment
12/30/06
Kamal  'The Diva' Larsuel
Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel
3BlackChicks Review

Like so much contemporary entertainment, Crank is a frenzied distraction that means nothing.

Full Review Source: Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA) | comment Comment
09/08/06
John Wirt
John Wirt
Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)

Writer-directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor's previous work lies mainly in making commercials -- the quick-cutting aesthetic employed here.

Full Review Source: Associated Press | comment Comment
09/01/06
Associated Press
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A cheerily lunatic slice of B-movie heaven.

Full Review Source: Austin Chronicle | comment Comment
09/23/06
Marc Savlov
Marc Savlov
Austin Chronicle

Viewers baffled by stuff happening for no particular reason should probably stay well away.

Full Review Source: AV Club | comment Comment
09/08/06
Keith Phipps
Keith Phipps
AV Club

An instant cult classic. Pure, hardcore moviemaking backed by an inane plot, unrelenting action and zero pretensions.

Full Review Source: Bangor Daily News (Maine) | comment Comment
09/02/06
Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith
Bangor Daily News (Maine)

Statham brings his usual hardnut conviction to his ludicrously named protagonist, while the pic contains what is easily the best car chase through a shopping mall scene since The Blues Brothers.

Full Review Source: BBC | comment Comment
08/29/06
Neil Smith
Neil Smith
BBC

Assaults the senses tirelessly with wave after wave of momentum-building intensity, with Jason Statham enjoying his best role since The Transporter.

Full Review Source: BlackFilm.com | comment Comment
01/05/07
Kam Williams
Kam Williams
BlackFilm.com

There’s a self-realization here that at its heart this is an absurd, even silly, movie, but rather than exploring that premise further, Chev is off again, inflicting gruesome violence on his enemies until the film’s inevitable, sadly predictable end.

Full Review Source: Boxoffice Magazine | comment Comment
09/01/06
Shlomo Schwartzberg
Shlomo Schwartzberg
Boxoffice Magazine

It knows what it's doing and it's awesome... Crank relishes in its outrageous stunts... Jason Statham is a one man Die Hard.

Full Review Source: Can Magazine | comment Comment
09/01/06
Fred Topel
Fred Topel
Can Magazine

Demented, depraved and probably bad for your soul in the long run, the pedal-to-the-metal action film "Crank" nonetheless provides a jolt of pure, uncut movie-making.

Full Review Source: Capital Times (Madison, WI) | comment Comment
09/14/06
Rob Thomas
Rob Thomas
Capital Times (Madison, WI)

Fans of Statham's Transporter movies won't be disappointed.

Full Review Source: Christian Science Monitor | comment Comment
09/07/06
M. K. Terrell
M. K. Terrell
Christian Science Monitor

The movie they warned us the video game generation would make.

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08/31/06
Devin Faraci
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04/29/09
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Felix Vasquez Jr.
Cinema Crazed

Adrenalina é de uma idiotice contagiante.

Full Review Source: Cinema em Cena | comment Comment
11/30/06
Pablo Villaca
Pablo Villaca
Cinema em Cena

Some of the directing touches are fun, but the Grand Theft Auto overdrive wears thin quick.

Full Review Source: Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia) | comment Comment
11/22/06
Mark Palermo
Mark Palermo
Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia)

Relying upon an abbreviated and accelerated plotline informed by Rudolph Mate's 1949 film noir classic D.O.A., Crank is a hard-R-rated chase-and-smash movie fixed around Euro action movie magnet Jason Statham.

Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | comment Comment
09/01/06
Cole Smithey
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com

Gets by on a unique kind of absurd, deadpan humor in which the most implausible stuff cheerfully happens anyway.

Full Review Source: Combustible Celluloid | comment Comment
04/18/09
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Jeffrey M. Anderson
Combustible Celluloid
 
 
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September 26, 2008: RT Interview: Jason Statham Chats Death Race, Crank 2 and The Sweeney
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October 30, 2007: Crank 2 Details Revealed
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