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Crank (2006)

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Reviews Counted:86

Fresh:52

Rotten:34

Average Rating:6/10

Consensus: It's a film about a guy injected with Speed... wait, there's no bus. It's a film about a guy who has to kick a bunch of squirmy butt to stay alive... wait, no snakes or planes here. But it is a film about doing lots of drugs and pulling lots of punches, and it entertains accordingly.

Runtime: 87 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

US Box Office: $27,771,239

Synopsis: Screenwriters and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor make their feature-film debut in this fast-paced action film. Freelance hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) wakes up with a big problem;... Screenwriters and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor make their feature-film debut in this fast-paced action film. Freelance hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) wakes up with a big problem; a DVD left in his apartment by smalltime gangster Ricky Vanero (Jose Pablo Cantillo) tells him that he has only one hour to live. While Chev was asleep, Vanero injected him with a deadly synthetic drug from China--known as the Beijing Cocktail--as payback for Chev's last hit. Now, Chev's only hope to stay alive is to keep his adrenalin pumping. Dead set on revenge against Vanero, Chev also has to keep his girlfriend, Eve (Amy Smart), out of the mob's hands. To complicate matters, naïve, sweet Eve has no idea that her charming British boyfriend is a hitman. Even worse, Chev's boss, Carlito (Carlos Sanz) has no intention of helping his favorite freelancer. Luckily, Chev's friend Doc Miles (Dwight Yoakam) can offer some temporary lifesaving advice; his drugged pal has to keep moving. Downing cans of Red Bull and popping over-the-counter energy pills, Chev is a crazed man on a mission. He has to exact revenge on Vanero, save his girlfriend, and find an antidote, all while keeping his slowing heart pumping. Fear, sex and violence are the best way to keep adrenalin flowing, and there's no shortage of any of them in this nonstop action flick. Extreme chase scenes, shootouts, and romance abound, along with plenty of clipped dialogue and just enough dark humor. Statham plays Chev with a perfect combination of steely determination and utter insanity--a guy who is finally trying to do the right thing, even if it means killing lots of people along the way. Cantillo's Vanero is a little fish playing in a very big pond, but not quite the player he thinks he is. [More]

Starring: Jason Statham, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Jose Pablo Cantillo

Starring: Jason Statham, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Amy Smart, Carlos Sanz

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
Screenwriter: Brian Taylor
Producer: Michael Davis, Gary Lucchesi, Tom Rosenberg, Richard Wright
Composer: Paul Haslinger
Studio: Lions Gate Films

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Urban Cinefile Critics

Safety advice: remember to breathe when you're watching this movie.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Nov., 10 2006 02:16 AM

Urban Cinefile

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Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 21 2006 03:40 AM

Sydney Morning Herald

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Felix Vasquez Jr.

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Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 29 2009 03:15 AM

Cinema Crazed

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Jeffrey M. Anderson

Gets by on a unique kind of absurd, deadpan humor in which the most implausible stuff cheerfully happens anyway.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Apr., 18 2009 09:13 AM

Combustible Celluloid

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2/5

Jim Lane

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Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Aug., 07 2008 03:16 AM

Sacramento News & Review

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8/10

JoBlo

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Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Feb., 01 2008 03:15 AM

JoBlo's Movie Emporium

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Brian Tallerico

Sure, Crank is totally ridiculous, unbelievable, exhausting, and pretty much just plain stupid, but that's what makes it fun.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Mar., 24 2007 11:40 AM

UGO

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Bruce Feld

Ranks among the most mindless action films ever made, but scores as a helluva video game.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Mar., 01 2007 03:36 AM

Film Journal International

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2.5/4

Walter Chaw

The super-concentrated silt at the bottom of a chemistry experiment that has no possible purpose to it but to deliver whatever limited jolt of which it's capable.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Feb., 08 2007 10:21 AM

Film Freak Central

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Nick Schager

Its freneticism ... futilely tries to cover up the ludicrousness of every decision made by its dim characters.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jan., 24 2007 03:34 PM

Lessons of Darkness

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4/4

Kam Williams

Assaults the senses tirelessly with wave after wave of momentum-building intensity, with Jason Statham enjoying his best role since The Transporter.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jan., 05 2007 12:26 PM

BlackFilm.com

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Kamal 'The Diva' Larsuel

You might just want to catch a matinee or wait for the DVD. This is definitely not worth your 10 bucks.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Dec., 30 2006 05:21 AM

3BlackChicks Review

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3/5

Pablo Villaca

Adrenalina é de uma idiotice contagiante.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Nov., 30 2006 11:48 PM

Cinema em Cena

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Mark Palermo

Some of the directing touches are fun, but the Grand Theft Auto overdrive wears thin quick.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Nov., 22 2006 09:26 PM

Coast (Halifax, Nova Scotia)

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4/5

Michael W. Phillips, Jr.

The most fun I've had at the movies all year.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 02 2006 02:39 PM

Goatdog's Movies

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2/4

Jeff Vice

There are times the film threatens to turn into a good "bad movie."

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 01 2006 03:17 AM

Deseret News, Salt Lake City

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2.5/4

John Beifuss

'D.O.A.' for the 'Grand Theft Auto' generation, 'Crank' is too scattershot to hone in on the cult masterpiece waiting within its brilliant exploitation premise.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Sep., 29 2006 08:14 AM

Commercial Appeal (Memphis, TN)

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Elizabeth Weitzman

It's a promising concept, but instead of expending effort on, say, a coherent script, the filmmakers lazily rely on cheap editing tricks and gleefully relentless sadism.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Sep., 23 2006 03:38 AM

New York Daily News

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3/5

Marc Savlov

A cheerily lunatic slice of B-movie heaven.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Sep., 23 2006 03:38 AM

Austin Chronicle

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2/4

Neva Chonin

Leave it alone, or leave your brain and pocket change at the gate, strap yourself in and just enjoy the ride.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Sep., 23 2006 03:38 AM

San Francisco Chronicle

 
 
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