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Crank (2006)

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Reviews Counted:86

Fresh:52

Rotten:34

Average Rating:6/10

Consensus: It's a film about a guy injected with Speed... wait, there's no bus. It's a film about a guy who has to kick a bunch of squirmy butt to stay alive... wait, no snakes or planes here. But it is a film about doing lots of drugs and pulling lots of punches, and it entertains accordingly.

Runtime: 87 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

US Box Office: $27,771,239

Synopsis: Screenwriters and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor make their feature-film debut in this fast-paced action film. Freelance hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) wakes up with a big problem;... Screenwriters and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor make their feature-film debut in this fast-paced action film. Freelance hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) wakes up with a big problem; a DVD left in his apartment by smalltime gangster Ricky Vanero (Jose Pablo Cantillo) tells him that he has only one hour to live. While Chev was asleep, Vanero injected him with a deadly synthetic drug from China--known as the Beijing Cocktail--as payback for Chev's last hit. Now, Chev's only hope to stay alive is to keep his adrenalin pumping. Dead set on revenge against Vanero, Chev also has to keep his girlfriend, Eve (Amy Smart), out of the mob's hands. To complicate matters, naïve, sweet Eve has no idea that her charming British boyfriend is a hitman. Even worse, Chev's boss, Carlito (Carlos Sanz) has no intention of helping his favorite freelancer. Luckily, Chev's friend Doc Miles (Dwight Yoakam) can offer some temporary lifesaving advice; his drugged pal has to keep moving. Downing cans of Red Bull and popping over-the-counter energy pills, Chev is a crazed man on a mission. He has to exact revenge on Vanero, save his girlfriend, and find an antidote, all while keeping his slowing heart pumping. Fear, sex and violence are the best way to keep adrenalin flowing, and there's no shortage of any of them in this nonstop action flick. Extreme chase scenes, shootouts, and romance abound, along with plenty of clipped dialogue and just enough dark humor. Statham plays Chev with a perfect combination of steely determination and utter insanity--a guy who is finally trying to do the right thing, even if it means killing lots of people along the way. Cantillo's Vanero is a little fish playing in a very big pond, but not quite the player he thinks he is. [More]

Starring: Jason Statham, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Jose Pablo Cantillo

Starring: Jason Statham, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Amy Smart, Carlos Sanz

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
Screenwriter: Brian Taylor
Producer: Michael Davis, Gary Lucchesi, Tom Rosenberg, Richard Wright
Composer: Paul Haslinger
Studio: Lions Gate Films

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At times, Crank is loads of fun and threatens to enter that golden territory of so-bad-it's-good, but the violence grows far too ugly and is so unrelenting that it becomes tiresome.

Full Review Source: Reel.com | comment 1 Comment
09/23/06
Pam Grady
Pam Grady
Reel.com

Crank works overtime to be a disreputable bit of pulp fiction, and for the first half or so it's like inhaling the cinematic equivalent of the film's title.

Full Review Source: Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema | comment Comment
09/22/06
Mark Pfeiffer
Mark Pfeiffer
Reel Times: Reflections on Cinema

Demented, depraved and probably bad for your soul in the long run, the pedal-to-the-metal action film "Crank" nonetheless provides a jolt of pure, uncut movie-making.

Full Review Source: Capital Times (Madison, WI) | comment Comment
09/14/06
Rob Thomas
Rob Thomas
Capital Times (Madison, WI)

[A] monotonously mindless but colorful caper.Crank is banally boisterous...jolting junk that strangely is filling in its sneering, rambunctious spirit.

Full Review Source: Movie Eye | comment Comment
09/09/06
Frank Ochieng
Frank Ochieng
Movie Eye

Oh, please, please, Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor, please be at your computers, writing away at another screenplay.

Full Review Source: Quad City Times (Davenport, IA) | comment Comment
09/08/06
Linda Cook
Linda Cook
Quad City Times (Davenport, IA)

Viewers baffled by stuff happening for no particular reason should probably stay well away.

Full Review Source: AV Club | comment Comment
09/08/06
Keith Phipps
Keith Phipps
AV Club

Like so much contemporary entertainment, Crank is a frenzied distraction that means nothing.

Full Review Source: Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA) | comment Comment
09/08/06
John Wirt
John Wirt
Advocate (Baton Rouge, LA)

For those who enjoy this brand of wholly mindless entertainment, Crank delivers.

Full Review Source: ReelViews | comment Comment
09/07/06
James Berardinelli
James Berardinelli
ReelViews

Fans of Statham's Transporter movies won't be disappointed.

Full Review Source: Christian Science Monitor | comment Comment
09/07/06
M. K. Terrell
M. K. Terrell
Christian Science Monitor

The question isn't whether Jason Statham knows how to Crank things up. The question is whether or not you're willing to go with him on yet another highly implausible, blood-soaked, adrenaline-pumped ride.

Full Review Source: Hollywood.com | comment Comment
09/07/06
Kit Bowen
Kit Bowen
Hollywood.com

'Crank' fires on all cylinders but is fundamentally just an excuse to piece together a nasty trail of mayhem dotted with morbid jokes.

Full Review Source: ReelTalk Movie Reviews | comment Comment
09/07/06
John P. McCarthy
John P. McCarthy
ReelTalk Movie Reviews

Elaborately aggressive and provocative, Crank is just what its title suggests: fast, ornery, and exhausting.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | comment Comment
09/07/06
Cynthia Fuchs
Cynthia Fuchs
Common Sense Media

More guilty fun than a firkin full of extremely inebriated simians -- if you let it drag you to its level, something it does with the charm of an accomplished sociopath.

Full Review Source: Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC) | comment Comment
09/06/06
Ken Hanke
Ken Hanke
Mountain Xpress (Asheville, NC)

Why establish yourself as a martial arts star and then make a movie around the Chinese mob with no martial arts fights?

Full Review Source: Outtakes With Fiore | comment Comment
09/05/06
Fiore Mastracci
Fiore Mastracci
Outtakes With Fiore

Jason Stratham rampages through Los Angeles in this retread of Speed, but for a movie premised on unrelenting action, Crank proves fatally turgid.

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09/05/06
Nathan Lee
Nathan Lee
New York Times
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A somewhat entertaining movie of the politically-incorrect, testosterone-laden brainless pure action variety.

Full Review Source: Laramie Movie Scope | comment Comment
09/04/06
Robert Roten
Robert Roten
Laramie Movie Scope

It boils down to 83 minutes of Chev journeying through LA's ethnic 'hoods dispatching minorities. Granted the movie can't be taken seriously, its cavalier racism is shocking.

Full Review Source: Zap2it.com | comment Comment
09/04/06
Dan Fienberg
Dan Fienberg
Zap2it.com

A video game of a movie that's better than most video games.

Full Review Source: Three Movie Buffs | comment Comment
09/04/06
Scott Nash
Scott Nash
Three Movie Buffs

At times, Crank's everything-including-the-kitchen-sink-and-then-some approach feels more like a cartoon than anything else.

Full Review Source: eFilmCritic.com | comment Comment
09/03/06
Collin Souter
Collin Souter
eFilmCritic.com

But as the body count mounts up, the story runs out of ideas, and it goes from crank to crummy.

Full Review Source: Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies | comment Comment
09/03/06
Nell Minow
Nell Minow
Movie Mom at Yahoo! Movies
 
 
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April 15, 2009: Exclusive: Bullets and Babes on the Crank High Voltage Set
In this week's super-charged sequel to the 2006 sleeper hit, Crank (60%), the writing-directing team of Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (known simply as "Neveldine + Taylor")... More...

September 26, 2008: Exclusive: David Carradine Cameo in Crank 2 says Statham
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September 26, 2008: RT Interview: Jason Statham Chats Death Race, Crank 2 and The Sweeney
RT catches up with Jason Statham to learn more about the Death Race and grill him on upcoming turns in Crank 2, Transporter 3 and the possibility of an appearance in Nick Love's... More...

October 30, 2007: Crank 2 Details Revealed
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