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Crank (2006)

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Reviews Counted:86

Fresh:52

Rotten:34

Average Rating:6/10

Consensus: It's a film about a guy injected with Speed... wait, there's no bus. It's a film about a guy who has to kick a bunch of squirmy butt to stay alive... wait, no snakes or planes here. But it is a film about doing lots of drugs and pulling lots of punches, and it entertains accordingly.

Runtime: 87 mins

Genre: Action/Adventure

US Box Office: $27,771,239

Synopsis: Screenwriters and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor make their feature-film debut in this fast-paced action film. Freelance hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) wakes up with a big problem;... Screenwriters and directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor make their feature-film debut in this fast-paced action film. Freelance hitman Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) wakes up with a big problem; a DVD left in his apartment by smalltime gangster Ricky Vanero (Jose Pablo Cantillo) tells him that he has only one hour to live. While Chev was asleep, Vanero injected him with a deadly synthetic drug from China--known as the Beijing Cocktail--as payback for Chev's last hit. Now, Chev's only hope to stay alive is to keep his adrenalin pumping. Dead set on revenge against Vanero, Chev also has to keep his girlfriend, Eve (Amy Smart), out of the mob's hands. To complicate matters, naïve, sweet Eve has no idea that her charming British boyfriend is a hitman. Even worse, Chev's boss, Carlito (Carlos Sanz) has no intention of helping his favorite freelancer. Luckily, Chev's friend Doc Miles (Dwight Yoakam) can offer some temporary lifesaving advice; his drugged pal has to keep moving. Downing cans of Red Bull and popping over-the-counter energy pills, Chev is a crazed man on a mission. He has to exact revenge on Vanero, save his girlfriend, and find an antidote, all while keeping his slowing heart pumping. Fear, sex and violence are the best way to keep adrenalin flowing, and there's no shortage of any of them in this nonstop action flick. Extreme chase scenes, shootouts, and romance abound, along with plenty of clipped dialogue and just enough dark humor. Statham plays Chev with a perfect combination of steely determination and utter insanity--a guy who is finally trying to do the right thing, even if it means killing lots of people along the way. Cantillo's Vanero is a little fish playing in a very big pond, but not quite the player he thinks he is. [More]

Starring: Jason Statham, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Jose Pablo Cantillo

Starring: Jason Statham, Dwight Yoakam, Efren Ramirez, Jose Pablo Cantillo, Amy Smart, Carlos Sanz

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor

Director: Mark Neveldine, Brian Taylor
Screenwriter: Brian Taylor
Producer: Michael Davis, Gary Lucchesi, Tom Rosenberg, Richard Wright
Composer: Paul Haslinger
Studio: Lions Gate Films

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Is it possible that a movie so utterly without redemptive value, so completely, pointlessly uncalled for, can also be, you know, kinda fun?

Full Review Source: Flick Filosopher | comment Comment
09/03/06
MaryAnn Johanson
MaryAnn Johanson
Flick Filosopher

Crank could raise the dead! I loved it! Lionsgate should get behind this movie! It has guts.

Full Review Source: FilmsInReview.com | comment Comment
09/02/06
Victoria Alexander
Victoria Alexander
FilmsInReview.com

Its original concept does not save this pic from becoming just another silly video game.

Full Review Source: Compuserve | comment Comment
09/02/06
Harvey S. Karten
Harvey S. Karten
Compuserve

For those who take delight from movie junk fare, Crank is your just dessert.

Full Review Source: Ozus' World Movie Reviews | comment Comment
09/02/06
Dennis Schwartz
Dennis Schwartz
Ozus' World Movie Reviews

A reckless, relentless rush that goes nowhere in an exhausting 83 minutes.

Full Review Source: Modamag.com | comment Comment
09/02/06
Susan Granger
Susan Granger
Modamag.com

tears up the screen like a muscle car on fire – a brash, sinfully stupid joyride.

Full Review Source: Filmcritic.com | comment Comment
09/02/06
Keith Breese
Keith Breese
Filmcritic.com

An instant cult classic. Pure, hardcore moviemaking backed by an inane plot, unrelenting action and zero pretensions.

Full Review Source: Bangor Daily News (Maine) | comment Comment
09/02/06
Christopher Smith
Christopher Smith
Bangor Daily News (Maine)

The movie is cranked up somewhere between stylish and proudly stupid.

Full Review Source: Entertainment Weekly | comment Comment
09/02/06
Owen Gleiberman
Owen Gleiberman
Entertainment Weekly

Vulgar, ridiculous, offensive and absolutely riveting.

Full Review Source: Observer [UK] | comment Comment
09/02/06
Philip French
Philip French
Observer [UK]

Crank is still an atrocity of visual design, acting, and fundamental storytelling that, at times, scarily resembles an especially smelly YouTube submission.

Full Review Source: FilmJerk.com | comment Comment
09/02/06
Brian Orndorf
Brian Orndorf
FilmJerk.com

Like any adrenaline rush, Crank becomes more wearying than exciting the longer it goes.

Full Review Source: Salt Lake Tribune | comment Comment
09/01/06
Sean Means
Sean Means
Salt Lake Tribune

Borrows pages from Quentin Tarantino, the Atari 2600 game console, and, most of all, British action junkie Guy Ritchie, in a deliciously absurd, rollicking rampage through Los Angeles.

Full Review Source: Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas) | comment Comment
09/01/06
Mark Collette
Mark Collette
Tyler Morning Telegraph (Texas)

While Crank has its moments, the line stringing them together isn't wound taut enough.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment Comment
09/01/06
Michael Ordoña
Michael Ordoña
Los Angeles Times
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It's an E-ticket ride. But in the end, there's no heart, no moral to this story. And for all our sweat as viewers, the one thing we crave by Crank's closing credits is detox.

Full Review Source: Orlando Sentinel | comment Comment
09/01/06
Roger Moore
Roger Moore
Orlando Sentinel

Writer-directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor's previous work lies mainly in making commercials -- the quick-cutting aesthetic employed here.

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09/01/06
Associated Press
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It may stretch that hour a bit, but it doesn't waste a minute -- though it wastes everything else in its immediate vicinity. Your time as well? Not unless you don't have the stomach for wholesale property damage, mutilation and needles.

Full Review Source: Newsday | comment Comment
09/01/06
Gene Seymour
Gene Seymour
Newsday

A movie for hooligans, and do we really want to encourage them?

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09/01/06
Peter Canavese
Peter Canavese
Groucho Reviews

A jacked-up, unapologetically mindless bit of ADD-prescribed escapism that more or less delivers on a nifty premise.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
09/01/06
Michael Rechtshaffen
Michael Rechtshaffen
Hollywood Reporter

For all its busyness, Crank never develops much momentum, not least because an exploding heart doesn't carry quite the same stakes as an exploding bus.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
09/01/06
Justin Chang
Justin Chang
Variety
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It's 87 minutes of cinematic junk food paradise.

Full Review Source: DustinPutman.com | comment Comment
09/01/06
Dustin Putman
Dustin Putman
DustinPutman.com
 
 
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