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Donkey Punch (2009)

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Reviews Counted:48

Fresh:23

Rotten:25

Average Rating:5.4/10

Consensus: Donkey Punch begins as a promising thriller, but loses credibility while adhering too closely to genre conventions.

Runtime: 1 hr 35 mins

Genre: Horror/Suspense

US Box Office: $0

Synopsis: Kim (Jaime Winstone), Tammi (Nichola Burley) and Lisa (Sian Breckin) are best friends on a girl’s weekend in Mallorca, away from grey Leeds. Feisty Kim and carefree Lisa are determined to party and... Kim (Jaime Winstone), Tammi (Nichola Burley) and Lisa (Sian Breckin) are best friends on a girl’s weekend in Mallorca, away from grey Leeds. Feisty Kim and carefree Lisa are determined to party and distract Tammi from an ex-boyfriend back home. They hit the town, giggling, dancing and flirting, they’re up for fun and maybe a little bit of trouble too, and find both with three middle-class London boys: smooth operator Marcus (Jay Taylor), bad boy Bluey (Tom Burke) and fresh-faced Josh (Julian Morris).

They hit it off instantly and, while sipping stolen champagne on the beach, the boys brag about the luxury yacht they are crewing on for the summer, and lure the girls back to the boat for sunset tunes and bubbly. Despite Tammi’s hesitation, Kim and Lisa are keen to party and Lisa finally coaxes Tammi onboard, but only after they’ve spotted the rather lovely Sean (Robert Boulter) who’d stayed behind on the boat while the boys were bar-hopping.

Josh gives the girls the grand tour and they are suitably impressed. Bluey jumps on the DJ decks and Sean, who turns out to be Josh’s older brother, shows his sensible nature demanding Bluey turn the music down. Marcus decides they should head out to sea where noise won’t be a problem.

The scene is idyllic. The sun is shining, the ocean is crystal blue and Bluey, (wannabe rude-boy, drug-dealer and DJ) can pump the music as loud as he wants, because there’s no one around for miles.

Bluey distributes some pills and, while they take a dip in the sparkling water, talk turns sexual. To get a reaction, Bluey explains the meaning of the phrase “donkey punch” to the shocked group and an embarrassed Josh, who’d claimed he’d mastered it.

As the ecstasy kicks in, the girls and guys begin to pair up. Bluey and Marcus decide to take the action below deck, leading Kim and Lisa into the master bedroom, while Josh scampers after them to watch. The video camera comes out and the ‘fun’ starts. While Tammi and Sean talk about deep and meaningful relationships above deck, downstairs things quickly become raunchy and out of control. Bluey is clearly an instigator and Lisa is open to experimentation. Stoked by drugs, the masculine sexual bravado is taken one step too far, when suddenly a game of dare has become a horrific fatal accident, and Lisa is dead.

Forced to straighten up and think on their feet, rash decisions are made and the girls see the boys veer swiftly from charming to cold and calculating as they see their comfy middle-class futures disappearing before their eyes. The boys turn against the girls and against each other as drug-fuelled paranoia sets in and the true nature of each character comes to the fore. Trying first manipulation and then brute force the boys try to get the girls to agree they’ll tell the police Lisa just fell overboard. While only Sean is left with some empathy for the horrific situation, in order to protect his brother he agrees to throw the body overboard. But, as the girls desperately struggle to outwit the boys, frayed nerves and intense paranoia make their vulnerability glaringly obvious.

Striking for its sparseness, Donkey Punch centres on the three elements; the characters, the boat and the ocean. --© Magnet/Magnolia [More]

Starring: Robert Boulter, Sian Breckin, Tom Burke, Nichola Burley

Starring: Robert Boulter, Sian Breckin, Tom Burke, Nichola Burley, Julian Morris, Jay Taylor, Jaime Winstone

Director: Olly Blackburn

Director: Olly Blackburn
Screenwriter: Olly Blackburn, David Bloom
Producer: Angus Lamont, Robin Gutch, Mark Herbert
Composer: Francois-Eudes Chanfrault
Studio: Magnet Pictures

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A first class thriller from start to finish, Donkey Punch has the lot: raunchy holiday fun, gorgeous locations, a luxury yacht, drug-driven sex orgy and a mishap

Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile | comment Comment
03/05/09
Andrew L. Urban
Andrew L. Urban
Urban Cinefile
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A nasty little thriller that might have worked had it tempered its propensity for outrageous brutality.

Full Review Source: Critic's Notebook | comment Comment
03/13/09
Robert Levin
Robert Levin
Critic's Notebook

Very Bad Things meets Knife in the Water in ... [this] thriller about not-so-bright young things trying to cover up a nasty accident.

Full Review Source: Miss FlickChick | comment Comment
03/02/09
Maitland McDonagh
Maitland McDonagh
Miss FlickChick

Packs a magnetic jolt of fearsome intensity.

Full Review Source: Seattle Times | comment Comment
02/12/09
Ted Fry
Ted Fry
Seattle Times

Donkey Punch is almost humorless, and there's no wink and nudge behind the mayhem to absolve us of taking its ugly, class-obsessed subtext seriously.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | comment Comment
02/12/09
Philip Kennicott
Philip Kennicott
Washington Post
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...has been infused with an egregiously plodding sensibility that effectively renders its few positive attributes moot.

Full Review Source: Reel Film Reviews | comment Comment
02/10/09
David Nusair
David Nusair
Reel Film Reviews

I look forward to Blackburn making a thriller with a script to match his style.

Full Review Source: TheMovieReport.com | comment Comment
02/07/09
Michael Dequina
Michael Dequina
TheMovieReport.com

It's Dead Calm meets Very Bad Things, with English accents.

Full Review Source: Philadelphia Inquirer | comment Comment
02/05/09
Steven Rea
Steven Rea
Philadelphia Inquirer

Unfortunately, Donkey Punch delivers a donkey punch of its own.

Full Review Source: New York Observer | comment Comment
02/04/09
Rex Reed
Rex Reed
New York Observer

On the plus side, at least it wasn't called Dirty Sanchez.

Full Review Source: Philadelphia Weekly | comment Comment
02/03/09
Sean Burns
Sean Burns
Philadelphia Weekly

Had director Blackburn included at least one interesting character that wasn't bird-brained and had he moved the mayhem much earlier within the plot, the film would have been at least refreshing to watch rather than mostly dull and derivative.

Full Review Source: NYC Movie Guru | comment Comment
01/30/09
Avi Offer
Avi Offer
NYC Movie Guru

Anyone looking for a stoned and bikinied update of L'Avventura, Purple Noon, Dead Calm, or other boat-bound chillers will have to settle for The Real World: Death Yacht.

Full Review Source: Boston Globe | comment Comment
01/29/09
Wesley Morris
Wesley Morris
Boston Globe

Donkey Punch opens strong, but loses its way at the first major plot point. A potentially intriguing thriller devolves into a generic "last man standing" movie that borrows liberally from better films.

Full Review Source: Mike Bracken's Horror Films | comment Comment
01/29/09
Mike Bracken
Mike Bracken
Mike Bracken's Horror Films

The ending is never much in doubt. Getting to it, however, involves a slightly better-than-usual assortment of cheap, harrowing thrills.

Full Review Source: MTV | comment Comment
01/26/09
Kurt Loder
Kurt Loder
MTV

An exciting, high-tensioned, fast-paced tale of seven people faced with life-altering decisions when removed from civilization in the mold of "Lord of the Flies."

Full Review Source: Tolucan Times | comment Comment
01/23/09
Tony Medley
Tony Medley
Tolucan Times

Violent, sex-filled thriller is rough, grisly stuff.

Full Review Source: Common Sense Media | comment Comment
01/23/09
James Rocchi
James Rocchi
Common Sense Media

With its awful ending, the whole film ends up as embarrassing as telling someone what it is you've just watched.

Full Review Source: Paste Magazine | comment 1 Comment
01/23/09
Sean Gandert
Sean Gandert
Paste Magazine

If there's cautionary moral here it's that a girl should never introduce herself to a prospective lover as being "hardcore."

Full Review Source: ColeSmithey.com | comment Comment
01/23/09
Cole Smithey
Cole Smithey
ColeSmithey.com

Watching, it's easy to feel a little stranded, too.

Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
01/23/09
Stephen Whitty
Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger

Fairly well-executed exploitation.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
01/23/09
Lou Lumenick
Lou Lumenick
New York Post
 
 
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