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Everybody Wants to Be Italian

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Everybody Wants to Be Italian (2008)

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Reviews Counted:21

Fresh:2

Rotten:19

Average Rating:3.5/10

Runtime: 1 hr 44 mins

Genre: Comedies

US Box Office: $322,039

Synopsis: Fishmonger Jake Bianski (Jay Jablonski) has a bit of a problem. He's madly in love with his teenage sweetheart, Isabella (Marisa Petroro)--even though they broke up eight years before and she is... Fishmonger Jake Bianski (Jay Jablonski) has a bit of a problem. He's madly in love with his teenage sweetheart, Isabella (Marisa Petroro)--even though they broke up eight years before and she is now married with three kids. But just as he does every year on their "anniversary," he shows up at her doorstep with flowers, and an engagement ring, wearing a new suit, begging her to come back to him. The workers at his fish store in Boston's North End--Steve Bottino (John Kapelos), Gianluca Tempesti (John Enos III), and Aldo "Papa" Tempesti (Richard Libertini)--offer him constant advice, trying to get Jake to give up on Isabella and find a new girl. They fix him up on a blind date with veterinarian Marisa Costa (Cerina Vincent) at an Italian singles night, where both Jake and Marisa pretend to be Italian in order to attract each other. But their first real date is a disaster, with Jake talking nonstop about his girlfriend, as if Isabella is still a part of his life. Nonetheless, Jake and Marisa start becoming friends, but things get complicated when they consider something more--as does Isabella. Writer-director Jason Todd Ipson's second feature film--following 2006's horror film, UNREST, which also starred Jablonski and Petroro--is a heartfelt romantic comedy about love and trust and about grasping life's opportunities. Scream queen Vincent (CABIN FEVER) plays Marisa with an endearing sweetness, while Jablonski manages to make Jake charming despite the character's many serious flaws. But it's Kapelos, Enos III, and the always great Libertini who drive the film as the three very funny wise men--especially Kapelos (THE BREAKFAST CLUB) as Steve, a gruff fish guy studying for his doctorate in psychology with an opinion on just about everything. [More]

Starring: Jay Jablonski, Cerina Vincent, John Kapelos, John Enos

Starring: Jay Jablonski, Cerina Vincent, John Kapelos, John Enos, Richard Libertini, Marisa Petroro, Penny Marshall, Dan Cortese, Perry Anzilotti, Anthony Russell

Director: Jason Todd Ipson

Director: Jason Todd Ipson
Screenwriter: Jason Todd Ipson
Producer: Jaime Burke, James Huntsman
Composer: Michael Cohen
Studio: Asgaard Entertainment

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While not being entirely original or clever in its exploration of modern Italian culture, it's a light-hearted film which delivers just enough giggles to keep it upbeat and kind of cute.

Full Review Source: FILMINK (Australia) | comment Comment
07/03/09
Marina Pliatsikas
Marina Pliatsikas
FILMINK (Australia)
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It's all a bit offbeat and as a consequence we are more than ready to chuckle and open up our hearts

Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile | comment Comment
06/27/09
Louise Keller
Louise Keller
Urban Cinefile
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Instead of making a likeable main character, the filmmakers give us the egotistical, brash, rude and obnoxious character of Jake.

Full Review Source: 7M Pictures | comment Comment
04/18/09
Kevin Carr
Kevin Carr
7M Pictures

This lame-brain romantic comedy strives hard for a shambling charm, but is unlikely to prove appealing to even the most undemanding of audiences.

Full Review Source: Hollywood Reporter | comment Comment
09/08/08
Frank Scheck
Frank Scheck
Hollywood Reporter

A dreadful romantic comedy with totally unappealing characters.

Full Review Source: Spirituality and Practice | comment Comment
09/06/08
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Frederic and Mary Ann Brussat
Spirituality and Practice

If you thought the ethnic stereotyping in My Big Fat Greek Wedding was bad, this charmless romantic comedy will drive you to despair.

Full Review Source: Salt Lake Tribune | comment Comment
09/05/08
Sean Means
Sean Means
Salt Lake Tribune

[Sets] up hackneyed relationships, conflicts and resolutions with such a lack of imagination and subtlety that paying attention to narrative particulars quickly becomes a waste of time.

Full Review Source: Cinematical | comment Comment
09/05/08
Nick Schager
Nick Schager
Cinematical

The film is a reminder why romantic comedies have died off so much in recent years.

Full Review Source: Paste Magazine | comment Comment
09/05/08
Sean Gandert
Sean Gandert
Paste Magazine

A box of cannoli long past its sell-by date.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment Comment
09/05/08
Justin Chang
Justin Chang
Variety
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Writer-director Jason Todd Ipson's romantic comedy is so awash in tired ethnic clichés that the story drowns.

Full Review Source: TV Guide's Movie Guide | comment Comment
09/05/08
Maitland McDonagh
Maitland McDonagh
TV Guide's Movie Guide

Full of clunky humor, battle-of-the-sexes musings and spicy accordion music, Everybody Wants to Be Italian is relentless -- but not necessarily relentless fun.

Full Review Source: Philadelphia Inquirer | comment Comment
09/05/08
Steven Rea
Steven Rea
Philadelphia Inquirer

Constructed out of tired jokes, vaguely familiar actors and a few forced and predictable situations, it's strictly a harmless place-filler.

Full Review Source: Newark Star-Ledger | comment Comment
09/05/08
Stephen Whitty
Stephen Whitty
Newark Star-Ledger

The film plays out pretty much exactly as you would expect -- which won't bother some people one iota.

Full Review Source: New York Post | comment Comment
09/05/08
Lou Lumenick
Lou Lumenick
New York Post

With a title like this, shouldn't Jason Todd Ipson's comedy celebrate Italian culture? Instead, it aggressively insults the heritage it pretends to admire.

Full Review Source: New York Daily News | comment Comment
09/05/08
Elizabeth Weitzman
Elizabeth Weitzman
New York Daily News

How atrocious is the comedy Everybody Wants to Be Italian? Let me count the ways.

Full Review Source: New York Times | comment Comment
09/05/08
Jeannette Catsoulis
Jeannette Catsoulis
New York Times
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It's pretty obvious. Everybody Wants to Be Italian wants to be the next My Big Fat Greek Wedding. Unfortunately, it doesn't have nearly as much charm as the 2002 sleeper. In fact, Italian doesn't have much charm to it at all.

Full Review Source: Deseret News, Salt Lake City | comment Comment
09/04/08
Jeff Vice
Jeff Vice
Deseret News, Salt Lake City

Beantown provides a salty backdrop, but when the action shifts to Italy, it seems the budget didn’t include airfares.

Full Review Source: Time Out New York | comment Comment
09/04/08
Anna King
Anna King
Time Out New York

Romantic comedies don't always have the strongest concepts, but Everybody Wants to Be Italian begins with what barely qualifies as an idea.

Full Review Source: Newsday | comment Comment
09/04/08
Rafer Guzman
Rafer Guzman
Newsday

Maybe if Everybody Wants To Be Italian were even intermittently funny, the stereotypes wouldn’t matter.

Full Review Source: New York Press | comment Comment
09/03/08
Mark Peikert
Mark Peikert
New York Press

If Italians had their own term for 'schmaltzy', this awful, derivative and painfully cringeworthy piece of steaming crap would be the most loathsome example of such an adjective.

Full Review Source: ComingSoon.net | comment 1 Comment
09/02/08
Edward Douglas
Edward Douglas
ComingSoon.net
 
 
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