Critical Consensus: "Zathura"'s Got Game, "Get Rich" Dies Tryin'
This week's wide releases raise a number of questions. Is "Zathura" a game worth playing? Is 50 Cent's movie debut, "Get Rich or Die Tryin'," the cinematic equivalent of a trip to the candy shop? Is "Derailed" a speedy locomotive, or is it true to its name? What do the critics have to say?
"Zathura" is the third story by Rhode Island-based children's book author Chris Van Allsburg to make the leap from the page to the big screen (the other two were "Jumanji" and last year's "The Polar Express"). And critics say it's the best of the bunch. "Zathura" tells the tale of a pair of squabbling brothers who must learn to work together after they are transported into space while playing the titular board game. According to the critics, the movie is solid family entertainment, with a real sense of adventure and wonder, emphasizing characters over the (not at all shabby) special effects. At 71 percent on the Tomatometer, "Zathura"'s got game. And it beats "The Polar Bear Express," which scored 56 percent on the Tomatometer, and "Jumanji," at 48 percent.
Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson has a life story that seems ready-made for cinematic treatment: he was a drug dealer, he survived a shooting, and he eventually became one of America's biggest musical stars. But the critics say the semi-autobiographical "Get Rich or Die Tryin'," which features 50 in his acting debut, still feels like the stuff of many other rags-to-riches dramas. The scribes say even veteran director Jim Sheridan can't make it fresh, despite an excellent supporting cast that includes the always-dependable Terrence Howard. At 16 percent on the Tomatometer, "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" can't make a dollar out of 50 Cent. And it's the worst-reviewed film of Sheridan's career (beating out "The Field," at 46 percent).
As the old saying goes, what a tangled web we weave, when we make a thriller about adultery and betrayal with lots of plot twists. "Derailed" tells the story of an extramarital affair gone terribly awry, after a very bad guy threatens the two trapped philanderers. The critics say the title is all too apt; the plot twists become more tangled as the film goes along, and Clive Owen and Jennifer Aniston, in spite of their considerable skills, are miscast as, respectively, a schlubby family man and a fundamentally decent femme fatale. At 19 percent on the Tomatometer, the critics say "Derailed" has jumped the tracks.
Movies Starring Musicians Playing Musicians:
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5% -- Undiscovered (2005) - Starring Ashlee Simpson
81% -- Hustle & Flow (2005) - Starring Ludacris
15% -- Raise Your Voice (2004) - Starring Hilary Duff
76% -- 8 Mile (2002) - Starring Eminem
7% -- Glitter (2001) - Starring Mariah Carey
14% -- Crossroads (2002) - Starring Britney Spears
24% -- Duets (2000) - Starring Huey Lewis
32% -- Black and White (1999) - Starring Raekwon
81% -- Selena (1997) - Starring Jennifer Lopez
11% -- Cool as Ice (1991) - Starring Vanilla Ice
70% -- Purple Rain (1984) - Starring Prince
"Zathura" is the third story by Rhode Island-based children's book author Chris Van Allsburg to make the leap from the page to the big screen (the other two were "Jumanji" and last year's "The Polar Express"). And critics say it's the best of the bunch. "Zathura" tells the tale of a pair of squabbling brothers who must learn to work together after they are transported into space while playing the titular board game. According to the critics, the movie is solid family entertainment, with a real sense of adventure and wonder, emphasizing characters over the (not at all shabby) special effects. At 71 percent on the Tomatometer, "Zathura"'s got game. And it beats "The Polar Bear Express," which scored 56 percent on the Tomatometer, and "Jumanji," at 48 percent.
Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson has a life story that seems ready-made for cinematic treatment: he was a drug dealer, he survived a shooting, and he eventually became one of America's biggest musical stars. But the critics say the semi-autobiographical "Get Rich or Die Tryin'," which features 50 in his acting debut, still feels like the stuff of many other rags-to-riches dramas. The scribes say even veteran director Jim Sheridan can't make it fresh, despite an excellent supporting cast that includes the always-dependable Terrence Howard. At 16 percent on the Tomatometer, "Get Rich or Die Tryin'" can't make a dollar out of 50 Cent. And it's the worst-reviewed film of Sheridan's career (beating out "The Field," at 46 percent).
As the old saying goes, what a tangled web we weave, when we make a thriller about adultery and betrayal with lots of plot twists. "Derailed" tells the story of an extramarital affair gone terribly awry, after a very bad guy threatens the two trapped philanderers. The critics say the title is all too apt; the plot twists become more tangled as the film goes along, and Clive Owen and Jennifer Aniston, in spite of their considerable skills, are miscast as, respectively, a schlubby family man and a fundamentally decent femme fatale. At 19 percent on the Tomatometer, the critics say "Derailed" has jumped the tracks.
Movies Starring Musicians Playing Musicians:
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5% -- Undiscovered (2005) - Starring Ashlee Simpson
81% -- Hustle & Flow (2005) - Starring Ludacris
15% -- Raise Your Voice (2004) - Starring Hilary Duff
76% -- 8 Mile (2002) - Starring Eminem
7% -- Glitter (2001) - Starring Mariah Carey
14% -- Crossroads (2002) - Starring Britney Spears
24% -- Duets (2000) - Starring Huey Lewis
32% -- Black and White (1999) - Starring Raekwon
81% -- Selena (1997) - Starring Jennifer Lopez
11% -- Cool as Ice (1991) - Starring Vanilla Ice
70% -- Purple Rain (1984) - Starring Prince
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VML writes: on Nov 11 2005 01:25 AM Oooh, and I thought Jennifer Aniston was ready for roles like that. (Reply to this) |
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jeremyd4 writes: on Nov 11 2005 03:13 AM I'm pretty glad to see all the negative reviews for "Get Rich"... what a piece of self-indulgent, unnecessary crap. Now, here's hoping the movie tanks! And that poster for the film with 50 Cent holiding a baby.......... ahahahahaha! (Reply to this) |
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chosenone86 writes: on Nov 11 2005 08:57 AM You wouldn't be envious that he'll make more money than you will ever see would you? (Reply to this) |
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Macedonian writes: on Nov 11 2005 03:22 PM it's racist bastards like you that have screwed up our society (Reply to this) |
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lovelykeira writes: on Nov 11 2005 04:23 PM I don't like 50 cent and am glad that his movie is starting out on a bad note(not becouse I'm racist I just don't care for the guy). I saw Zathura today, it's pretty good, I gave it a B. (Reply to this) |
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Macedonian writes: on Nov 11 2005 07:42 PM well i dont like 50 cent either and i hope the movie does bomb but still what hippiekiller said was way too far and now his post has been deleted so its all good (Reply to this) |
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hpfan writes: on Nov 13 2005 10:41 AM [b]get rich bombs[/b] the movie has bombed on friday and will bomb on the weekend. It will not evn make a third of what 8 mile made. Chicken Little will do good again and all other movies next week except Walk the Line will be crushed by goblet of Fire. Harry Potter will save the box office. (Reply to this) |
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pota1967 writes: on Nov 13 2005 01:07 PM [b]oxymoron???[/b] How anyone could put Jennifer Aniston and Femme Fatale in the same sentence is beyond me. :rolleyes: I find her neither a good actress or very good looking (Reply to this) |
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