Critical Consensus: That Sinking Feeling For "Premonition"; Little Love for "My Wife"; Guess "Dead Silence" Tomatometer!
This week at the movies, we've got twisty thrillers ("Premonition," starring Sandra Bullock), marital dissatisfaction ("I Think I Love My Wife," directed by and starring Chris Rock), and killer dummies ("Dead Silence," starring Ryan Kwanten). What do the critics have to say?
Sandra Bullock must have a thing for mind-bending thrillers. "Premonition" is her second within a year, following 2006's "The Lake House." Unfortunately, critics don't share her enthusiasm. At all. Bullock stars as a happily-married woman living an idyllic life -- until her husband is killed in a car accident. Or was he? Was it all a dream? What is real? How many critics will actually like this thing? That last question is particularly relevant; the pundits say Bullock gives it her all, but "Premonition" is a tepid film that manages to borrow charmlessly from "Memento," "The Sixth Sense," and "Groundhog Day." That nine percent rating on the Tomatometer should act as a premonition to moviegoers.

"I may already be a winner?"
Chris Rock is one of the funniest people on the planet. And he's tackling classy material with his second directorial effort, "I Think I Love My Wife," a loose remake of Eric Rohmer's classic "Chloe in the Afternoon" (88 percent, by the way). But while few would argue that someone with a talent as great as Rock's shouldn't be allowed to stretch, the critics say "Wife" doesn't deliver. Rock stars as a man who warily finds himself torn between his wife (Gina Torres) and an exciting, free-spirited old flame (Kerry Washington). But whereas Rohmer's film was wry and philosophical, critics say Rock's is neither fish nor fowl: his comedic instincts are muted, and the female characters are not satisfactorily fleshed out. At 25 percent on the Tomatometer, critics don't "Love" this one.

"And he was all, 'Sure, I'll be in 'Pootie Tang'.'"
The critics' response to James Wan's "Dead Silence"? Dead silence. It wasn't screened for the scribes, so they've got nothing to say about it. Yet. The film tells the story of the murder of a ventriloquist that has animated the spirits of every last Howdy Doody in town. Raise your voices and Guess that Tomatometer.

Creepy dolls, a mansion, and an open fire. What can go wrong?
Also opening this week in limited release: the classic "The Earrings of Madame De...," Max Ophuls' elegant love triangle, is at 100 percent; "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon," a clever, scary horror mockumentary, is at 92 percent; "The Journey of Dimitri Shostakovich," a documentary about the great Soviet composer's life and politics, is at 80 percent; "The Wind that Shakes the Barley," Ken Loach's Palme D'Or- winning Irish Civil War film starring Cillian Murphy, is at 73 percent; and the Danish import "Adam's Apples," a dark comedy/morality tale, is at 73 percent.

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Recent Sandra Bullock Movies:
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18% -- Loverboy (2006)
70% -- Infamous (2006)
36% -- The Lake House (2006)
75% -- Crash (2005)
15% -- Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
Recent Chris Rock Movies:
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55% -- Madagascar (2005)
30% -- The Longest Yard (2005)
79% -- The Aristocrats (2005)
62% -- Pauly Shore is Dead (2004)
29% -- Head of State (2003)
Sandra Bullock must have a thing for mind-bending thrillers. "Premonition" is her second within a year, following 2006's "The Lake House." Unfortunately, critics don't share her enthusiasm. At all. Bullock stars as a happily-married woman living an idyllic life -- until her husband is killed in a car accident. Or was he? Was it all a dream? What is real? How many critics will actually like this thing? That last question is particularly relevant; the pundits say Bullock gives it her all, but "Premonition" is a tepid film that manages to borrow charmlessly from "Memento," "The Sixth Sense," and "Groundhog Day." That nine percent rating on the Tomatometer should act as a premonition to moviegoers.

"I may already be a winner?"
Chris Rock is one of the funniest people on the planet. And he's tackling classy material with his second directorial effort, "I Think I Love My Wife," a loose remake of Eric Rohmer's classic "Chloe in the Afternoon" (88 percent, by the way). But while few would argue that someone with a talent as great as Rock's shouldn't be allowed to stretch, the critics say "Wife" doesn't deliver. Rock stars as a man who warily finds himself torn between his wife (Gina Torres) and an exciting, free-spirited old flame (Kerry Washington). But whereas Rohmer's film was wry and philosophical, critics say Rock's is neither fish nor fowl: his comedic instincts are muted, and the female characters are not satisfactorily fleshed out. At 25 percent on the Tomatometer, critics don't "Love" this one.

"And he was all, 'Sure, I'll be in 'Pootie Tang'.'"
The critics' response to James Wan's "Dead Silence"? Dead silence. It wasn't screened for the scribes, so they've got nothing to say about it. Yet. The film tells the story of the murder of a ventriloquist that has animated the spirits of every last Howdy Doody in town. Raise your voices and Guess that Tomatometer.

Creepy dolls, a mansion, and an open fire. What can go wrong?
Also opening this week in limited release: the classic "The Earrings of Madame De...," Max Ophuls' elegant love triangle, is at 100 percent; "Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon," a clever, scary horror mockumentary, is at 92 percent; "The Journey of Dimitri Shostakovich," a documentary about the great Soviet composer's life and politics, is at 80 percent; "The Wind that Shakes the Barley," Ken Loach's Palme D'Or- winning Irish Civil War film starring Cillian Murphy, is at 73 percent; and the Danish import "Adam's Apples," a dark comedy/morality tale, is at 73 percent.

"Buy an encyclopedia! Buy an encyclopedia!"
Recent Sandra Bullock Movies:
--------------------------------------
18% -- Loverboy (2006)
70% -- Infamous (2006)
36% -- The Lake House (2006)
75% -- Crash (2005)
15% -- Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous (2005)
Recent Chris Rock Movies:
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55% -- Madagascar (2005)
30% -- The Longest Yard (2005)
79% -- The Aristocrats (2005)
62% -- Pauly Shore is Dead (2004)
29% -- Head of State (2003)
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bribios writes: on Mar 15 2007 04:47 PM Whoo hoo! I'm giving dead silence a big fat 8%! I'm feeling generous. Fans give it a 54%, cause critics are just biased against bad horror movies, and Cream of the Crop give it a 3%, just to mix things up a little. (Reply to this) |
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FernandoDANTE writes: on Mar 15 2007 05:14 PM Dead Silence: 13% Tomatometer. (Reply to this) |
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Dreday writes: on Mar 15 2007 06:00 PM Dead Silence 15% (Reply to this) |
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TomasSPAGHetti writes: on Mar 15 2007 06:29 PM I'm gonna go with 16 bob. (Reply to this) |
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sir_mcchris_the_pirate writes: on Mar 15 2007 06:39 PM im actually thinking this might not be horrible..i say 39 percent (Reply to this) |
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synergyred writes: on Mar 15 2007 07:02 PM Dead Silence: 9% (Reply to this) |
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dracula68 writes: on Mar 15 2007 08:52 PM I'm going with 45 percent on fans and 09 percent on critics. In addition, the Society of Ventiloquists will launch a lawsuit and lobby congress to ban anything that might hurt their feelings. The Society of Ventriloquist Dolls, however, will remain strangely mute. And, as usual, Rosie O'Donnell will jump in the fray just to have her mug in the news. (Reply to this) |
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SlyDante writes: on Mar 15 2007 10:25 PM For Dead Silence, I'll go with 19% for the critics, & around...54% for the fans. I'm a little sad, however, that the Carrie-Anne Moss zombie comedy Fido didn't get a mention, especially considering it's 91% (for now) tomatometer...But then again, it's only being released in Canada right now. Still looks damn wicked, though...Definitely seeing it this weekend. ^_^ (Reply to this) |
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GreenBastard writes: on Mar 15 2007 11:14 PM Who cares what % critics give a horror movie. The bastards wouldnt appreciate it so they shouldn't review it! 300 on 62% but nearly everyone loves it. My parents saw Wild Hogs and laughed all the way through and it's on 18% so the films target audience is not critics so they should all F%^$ off. (Reply to this) |
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Alex Vo writes: on Mar 15 2007 11:36 PM Critics are incapable of reproducing. (Reply to this) |
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mizzoucritic writes: on Mar 16 2007 01:40 AM Dead Silence - 11% Looks terrible. (Reply to this) |
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CFM writes: on Mar 16 2007 06:25 AM "Dead Silence": 15%. Puppets scare me. But the scariest movie of all time: "Brokeback Mountain" (Reply to this) |
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Santos L. Halper writes: on Mar 16 2007 06:48 AM This movie looks terrible and I actually like cheesy horror movies. 4% (Reply to this) |
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thesimulacra writes: on Mar 16 2007 09:22 AM Dead Silence: what my fellow moviegoers at the preview showing last night did not have during this film. While still failing to be in the "so bad that it's good" category, there were still many moments where the movie was so stupid that the entire crowd busted out into laughter. Bad writing, bad acting, bad direction (way too much "hitchcock-schlock"). I think the users might bring it up a notch but I can't imagine any self-respecting movie critic at all giving this a positive review. 6%. On the lighter side, Donnie Wahlberg gives a transcendental performance as "the cop who can't stop shaving" (Reply to this) |
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Mikeal420 writes: on Mar 16 2007 10:08 AM [b]Lost All Hope For Rock[/b] I've pretty much given up on Chris Rock. THe guy had a brilliant stand-up show on HBO(Bring the Pain), probably the greatest one man comedy routine of all time. He followed it up with a pretty funny one (Bigger and Blacker), than a very mediocre one (Never Scared). His film career has been a joke, the guy just cannot act. Unlike Dave Chapelle, he does not tranlate well onto screen. "I Think I Love My Life" looked incredibly unoriginal and full of cliches- the two compain about their sex lives to marraige counselor, he fantasizes about women in bikinis on the street, etc... Woody Allen already did all this, but better (Reply to this) |
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Mikeal420 writes: on Mar 16 2007 10:12 AM [b]Why Bother Guessing the Meter??[/b] I'll start out by saying I'm not a fan of the Saw films, but its obvious the director's intention on those films was to please his fans, and NOT the critics. I have a lot of respect for that. It seems to me it was not screened for critics to make a point that THIS FILM is not for them, its for us. Also, its obvious when watching those films, this man is a talented director, just wish he would do something thats more my cup of tea. (Reply to this) |
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SlyDante writes: on Mar 16 2007 11:25 AM In reply to this comment (#858300) While I definitely can't say that "I Think I Love My Wife" is a good movie (haven't seen it), what about his sitcom "Everybody Hates Chris" which has received stellar reviews & only began airing a couple of years ago? Wouldn't that still leave him with "hope"? (Reply to this) |
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killthemall4444 writes: on Mar 16 2007 11:52 AM Dead Silence=17% (Reply to this) |
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Mikeal420 writes: on Mar 16 2007 02:42 PM In reply to this comment (#858303) yeah that is a good show,and after lookingit up on IMDB, I realized why I like it- Chris Rock only actually wrote four of the episodes. I'm still not convinced. (Reply to this) |
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unbreakable_samurai writes: on Mar 16 2007 03:56 PM 300 will smash them all. Dead Silence=5% (Reply to this) |
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