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The Love Guru (2008)

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Reviews Counted:32

Fresh:2

Rotten:30

Average Rating:3.2/10

Consensus: The Love Guru features far too many gross-out gags, and too few earned laughs, ranking as one of Mike Myers' poorest outings.

Runtime: 90 mins

Genre: Comedies

US Box Office: $32,178,777

Synopsis: Love, hockey, and Indian spirituality come together in this film that marks Mike Myers's return to live-action comedy. THE LOVE GURU costars Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Kingsley.

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Omid Djalili, Ben Kingsley, Verne Troyer

Director: Marco Schnabel

Director: Marco Schnabel
Screenwriter: Mike Myers, Graham Gordy
Producer: Mike Myers, Michael De Luca
Composer: George S. Clinton
Studio: Paramount Pictures

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Puerile and disappointing, what might have been a comical, irreverent look at Eastern guru wisdom a la Mike Myers is a load of balderdash, anchored by an elephantine bag of toilet humour, oversized penises and midget jokes

Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile | comment Comment
07/21/08
Louise Keller
Louise Keller
Urban Cinefile
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The satire of Bollywood musicals is obvious but about the closest thing to humour in what is undoubtedly the worst comedy of the year.

Full Review Source: At the Movies (Australia) | comment Comment
07/18/08
Margaret Pomeranz
Margaret Pomeranz
At the Movies (Australia)
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As the celebrity love guru of Los Angeles, Mike Meyers delivers jokes so poorly that they just clang to the floor like metal weights.

Full Review Source: Sydney Morning Herald | comment 1 Comment
07/11/08
Paul Byrnes
Paul Byrnes
Sydney Morning Herald
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Puerile and disappointing, what might have been a comical, irreverent look at Eastern guru wisdom a la Mike Myers is a load of balderdash, anchored by an elephantine bag of toilet humour, oversized penises and midget jokes

Full Review Source: Urban Cinefile | comment Comment
07/07/08
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Myers' shtick isn't for everyone, but I laughed. Looking around, however, I saw that my fellow critics were enjoying themselves as much as Gordon Brown on the beach at Southwold.

Full Review Source: Guardian [UK] | comment 3 Comments
08/01/08
Peter Bradshaw
Peter Bradshaw
Guardian [UK]
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Myers has created in Pitka a character that’s sexually ambiguous, deeply neurotic and far more fascinating than the puerile script.

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08/01/08
Kevin Maher
Kevin Maher
Times [UK]
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A film so numbingly unamusing that you seriously question whether you were mistaken to have ever found Myers funny.

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07/31/08
Dan Jolin
Dan Jolin
Empire Magazine
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It’s just deadly.

Full Review Source: Ebert & Roeper | comment 6 Comments
06/23/08
Richard Roeper
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Ebert & Roeper
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Mike Myers is anti-comedy . . . that is, if one presumes comedy ought to be smart, new, surprising or, yes, funny.

Full Review Source: Washington Post | comment Comment
06/20/08
John Anderson
John Anderson
Washington Post
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The road taken by The Love Guru could hardly be lower, and leads nowhere.

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06/20/08
Joe Morgenstern
Joe Morgenstern
Wall Street Journal
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A comedy of low blows and elephantine misfires.

Full Review Source: Los Angeles Times | comment 1 Comment
06/20/08
Jan Stuart
Jan Stuart
Los Angeles Times
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The Love Guru is downright antifunny, an experience that makes you wonder if you will ever laugh again.

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06/20/08
A.O. Scott
A.O. Scott
New York Times
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The movie not only violates the Law of Funny Names (which are usually not funny), but rips it from the Little Movie Glossary and tramples it into the ice.

Full Review Source: Chicago Sun-Times | comment 1 Comment
06/20/08
Roger Ebert
Roger Ebert
Chicago Sun-Times
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It's a silly spoof that is occasionally funny but grows tedious with excessive mugging and bad punning.

Full Review Source: USA Today | comment Comment
06/19/08
Claudia Puig
Claudia Puig
USA Today
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The Love Guru is so relentlessly juvenile as to merit a new twist on the PG-13 rating -- one that strongly cautions not only those under 13 but anyone much above it, too.

Full Review Source: Variety | comment 7 Comments
06/17/08
Brian Lowry
Brian Lowry
Variety
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