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The Love Guru (2008)

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Reviews Counted:159

Fresh:23

Rotten:136

Average Rating:3.4/10

Consensus: The Love Guru features far too many gross-out gags, and too few earned laughs, ranking as one of Mike Myers' poorest outings.

Runtime: 90 mins

Genre: Comedies

US Box Office: $32,178,777

Synopsis: Love, hockey, and Indian spirituality come together in this film that marks Mike Myers's return to live-action comedy. THE LOVE GURU costars Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Kingsley.

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco

Starring: Mike Myers, Jessica Alba, Justin Timberlake, Romany Malco, Meagan Good, Omid Djalili, Ben Kingsley, Verne Troyer

Director: Marco Schnabel

Director: Marco Schnabel
Screenwriter: Mike Myers, Graham Gordy
Producer: Mike Myers, Michael De Luca
Composer: George S. Clinton
Studio: Paramount Pictures

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Louise Keller

Puerile and disappointing, what might have been a comical, irreverent look at Eastern guru wisdom a la Mike Myers is a load of balderdash, anchored by an elephantine bag of toilet humour, oversized penises and midget jokes

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jul., 21 2008 06:18 PM

Urban Cinefile

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1/5

Margaret Pomeranz

The satire of Bollywood musicals is obvious but about the closest thing to humour in what is undoubtedly the worst comedy of the year.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jul., 18 2008 12:05 AM

At the Movies (Australia)

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2/5

Paul Byrnes

As the celebrity love guru of Los Angeles, Mike Meyers delivers jokes so poorly that they just clang to the floor like metal weights.

Full Review Source: | comment 1 Comment | Jul., 11 2008 03:15 AM

Sydney Morning Herald

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Urban Cinefile Critics

Puerile and disappointing, what might have been a comical, irreverent look at Eastern guru wisdom a la Mike Myers is a load of balderdash, anchored by an elephantine bag of toilet humour, oversized penises and midget jokes

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Jul., 07 2008 05:01 AM

Urban Cinefile

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1.5/4

Sonny Bunch

The Love Guru contains a few clever touches but has trouble hanging together as a coherent comedy, let alone a coherent film.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Aug., 30 2009 09:18 PM

Washington Times

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Fernando F. Croce

Authentically repellent

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Aug., 26 2009 06:34 PM

CinePassion

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2.5/4

David Nusair

...might just be the most puerile mainstream movie ever made...

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Nov., 06 2008 06:58 AM

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Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 18 2008 04:01 AM

St. Louis Post-Dispatch

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Brent Simon

Pitka's character seems overly based on what's convenient for a given scene.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 18 2008 04:01 AM

Screen International

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1.5/5

James Kendrick

It’s hard to take any of it seriously -- which would be fine if it were funny, but it’s not.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 18 2008 04:01 AM

Q Network Film Desk

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1.5/4

Scott Nash

I guess the real audience is 40 year-old men with the mind of an 8 year-old.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 18 2008 04:01 AM

Three Movie Buffs

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4/10

JoBlo

Allow me to say this very clearly: this is not a good movie.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 18 2008 04:01 AM

JoBlo's Movie Emporium

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2/5

Pete Hammond

It appears Myers did not have someone behind the camera reigning him in. Too bad.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Oct., 01 2008 03:15 AM

Hollywood.com

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Willie Waffle

Myers has his head in the toilet more than a Florida State University freshman co-ed during homecoming weekend.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Sep., 14 2008 07:36 PM

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Prairie Miller

Like a kid let loose in a toy store, this bad boy horny guru could have used more direction, but he does impress with his driving skills atop a pachyderm, during elephant sex.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Sep., 12 2008 08:18 AM

NewsBlaze

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3/10

John J. Puccio

...fairly mindless stuff that may appeal to die-hard Myers fans.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Sep., 02 2008 11:06 AM

DVDTown.com

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3/10

Jeff Bayer

I am still comfortable believing Myers is a comic genius, but it's no where to be seen here.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Aug., 27 2008 08:56 PM

The Scorecard Review

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2/5

Jonathan Kiefer

The whole vaguely pitiable enterprise has tiny flickers of brilliance which can’t be denied, but almost can’t be detected, either.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Aug., 07 2008 03:16 AM

Sacramento News & Review

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2/5

Rich Cline

Most jokes are centred around either genitalia or that Austin Powers-style of wink-nudge faux sexuality, which doesn't work at all with this character.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Aug., 01 2008 09:15 AM

Shadows on the Wall

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Matthew Turner

Dismal, laugh-free comedy that's actually painful to sit through, thanks to a badly conceived central character, a lazy script and Myers' incessant mugging.

Full Review Source: | comment Comment | Aug., 01 2008 09:04 AM

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